Just as some people don’t like Dickens, Shakespeare or the Bible, so is it with me and the Lord of the Rings, both the book and the interminable films. I tried to read the Hobbit once, and gave up when Bilbo left his house. I tried to watch the first episode thereof (oh come on, it’s only a short book – three episodes??! Really?) and fell asleep when they were about three centuries into discussing the lunch menu. So I approached my last in at 7d, and quickly became convinced that I had little hope of knowing the names of Hobbit lovers or why they might get twisted (though I could think of many possibilities of my own). Blinded to the real shape of the clue by sheer prejudice and fear, and thus transfixed, adding no less than 10 minutes to my 17 for all the rest.
The rest was not that difficult, though two words belong to that category of never before encountered, dodgy looking but still in the dictionary, apparently.
My workings, clue, definition, SOLUTION
Across
1 Just being next to fiendish leader is hideous (9)
FRIGHTFUL Not FAIR…, but RIGHTFUL for just placed next to (not in front of) F(iendish) “leader”
6 Round edge of rock, swimmer sunbathes (5)
BASKS The swimmer always had to be BASS, but it took me an unfeasible time to recognise there are two edges to rock, and K was the one we needed.
9 Wobbly, like a piece of furniture (7)
ASTABLE Well, it is a word as it turns out, and “not stable” is the definition we need though it has a more technical meaning as “capable of oscillating between two states” from the world of electronics, which is not really wobbly. I’ll give it a “just about OK” based on wordplay like: AS, piece of furniture TABLE.
10 Cash regularly received by lightweight English author (7)
GRAHAME cAsH (regularly) into lightweight GRAM plus E(nglish). Wind in the Willows, as if you needed to be told.
11 Fighter in Burma wanting tips for Asian language (5)
HINDI The visionary/gloriously insane Orde Wingate’s fighters in Burma (WWII) were known as CHINDITS after a mythical Burmese beast. Take off the front and rear (something which happened alarmingly often to Wingate’s columns) and you have the language you seek.
12 To succeed with modern technology, show some sense! (4,3,2)
COME OFF IT Succeed COME OFF, modern technology IT. Modern therefore means around (for me) 1968, when I had my first encounter with computers. Jim can, I believe push that date back.
14 Artillery sent back to Western Front in this? (3)
WAR Ah yes, my regiment (CCF). And Spike’s (and the late PC Keith Palmer) the Royal Artillery Take their initials, reverse them, attach them to the front of Western.
15 House seller, say, mostly keen, along with National Trust, to secure that (6,5)
ESTATE AGENT Mostly keen gives EAGE(r) which together with National Trust NT is intended to secure STATE for say.
17 Injured medallist’s back entering race, being keen (11)
LAMENTATION Injured gives LAME. Race gives NATION, shove in the T from the back end of medallist
19 Silky coat not quite all the rage (3)
FUR Fury without the last letter.
20 Old farm vehicle fan, sort of (9)
EXTRACTOR. This tractor is dead, it has ceased to be, it is an….
22 Made phone call after parking accident (5)
PRANG Usually wizard. RANG for made phone call after P(arking), which is the order you must do things in or risk £200 and 6 points.
24 3, maybe, is joining car race but failing to finish (7)
ISLEMAN Like 9, you can see what it is but faintly resent its existence. 3 (spoiler alert) is HEBRIDEAN, and the wordplay goes IS plus LE MAN(s), our unfinished car race.
26 Putting brakes on endless all night revelling (7)
HALTING An anagram (revelling) of AL(l) and NIGHT
27 Consumed portion of meat enthusiastically (5)
EATEN Hidden in mEAT ENthusiastically
28 Used properly, time moved on for Spooner (4-5)
WELL SPENT. For queue numbers, Rev Spooner swapped initial letters round either for humorous effect or as an eccentric speech impediment. His version of our answer would be SPELL WENT, which might mean “time moved”
Down
1 Second half’s disastrous (5)
FLASH Ah, ah. An anagram (disastrous) of HALF’S
2 I recite principal pieces from Threepenny Opera in private (7)
INTONER Take the principal T and O from Brecht/Weill’s opera and place them quietly into INNER for private
3 Fellow outlaw accepting lift from Scottish location (9)
HEBRIDEAN fellow HE, BAN outlaw (verb) and RIDE lift. To be assembled.
4 Part of breakfast perhaps spilt on chef’s tart (6,5)
FRENCH TOAST An anagram (spilt) of ON CHEF’S TART.
5 Drag bird up out of a lake (3)
LUG GULL, undoubtedly a bird, “up” without one of its L(ake)s
6 Great British PM in Australia promoting queen (5)
BRAVO Once you realise that British just provides the B, PM is afternoon (not Prime Minister) ARVO is Australian for afternoon, and that if you promote the Queen you push the R a little way up in the word, the answer’s easy. The trick is to do all those things in short order
7 Bit of a twist for Tolkien lovers? (7)
SNAFFLE At least some Tolkien lovers would be ELF FANS, and if you give them a twist you might end up with them upside down and giving you what counts as a particularly insistent horse’s bit. That added 10 minutes to my time, but I’ll only complain about the “of a” (surface reading only) and perhaps “twist” as an inversion indicator.
8 Tripe and mushrooms, after a time, served up weekly (9)
SPECTATOR Lay out ROT for tripe, CEPS for mushrooms, with A T(ime) before the latter, then invert the lot for Boris’s Organ.
13 Male expert in a case involving powerful women (11)
MATRIARCHAL M(ale), the expert: ARCH, buried in A TRIAL for a case.
14 Wine lover, terrible glutton (9)
WOLVERINE (L Gulo gulo) is a beast also known as the glutton. It’s also and anagram (terrible) of WINE LOVER
16 Bit of money for Indian and European, going short in US city (9)
ANNAPOLIS the ANNA was the 16th part of a rupee, and a short European is POLIS(h). Conflate
18 Sailor one’s left washing up with mum (7)
MATELOT Washing might be TOILET, leave I (one) out and invert, attach to an upright MA for mother.
19 Father nimble, but physically weak (7)
FRAGILE FR an abbreviation for Father, and AGILE stands in for nimble.
21 Bill has little time for paperwork (5)
ADMIN AD can mean BILL (as in, for example, handbill) and MIN is, in more ways than one, little time.
23 Soldier suffered a cut (5)
GIGOT A leg of mutton, created by GI soldier and GOT suffered, as in he got an attack of the flu.
25 Fresh set of directions (3)
NEW. Pick and arrange three of four.
I thought this was a rather strained puzzle with peculiar vocabulary. ‘Astable’? Really? Now who would go and put a Greek privative on a Latin root?
Matelot forgotten, since it must have turned up before, and a debt of thanks to our Reuelophobe blogger for the parsing of 15, where I couldn’t figure out the keen bit.
I get a bit tired of clues like 11ac where the answer is obvious but the wordplay is impenetrable unless one happens to know some obscure foreign reference. I don’t see the point of them. I don’t think much of ASTABLE either although the wordplay was clear if one trusted to it.
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“Your email address has been marked as unvalidated because we have been receiving errors messages from your mail server for at least one week. This indicates the address may no longer be functional. You can re-validate this email address or switch to a new email address to begin receiving notifications again.”
The first time this happened I clicked on the button to re-validate, received an email and responded by clicking the link and was immediately back in business, but the following day the same message came up and I clicked the button again but never received the email with the link, so I remain “unvalidated”. Since then I have tried it a dozen times without being able to get back in.
I thought this only affected email notifications of replies, which frankly I could live without, but now I find that I am also locked out of communicating with other posters via the LJ messaging service, and that is more important. I have reported the problem to LJ but they appear to have farmed out support to other forum members rather than dealing with queries themselves and I have not had any sort of response as yet. I would add that my email service-provider has confirmed there are no problems on their server and all my other dealings on that account appear to be unaffected. It’s the same account I registered with LJ 10 years ago.
Can anyone offer advice please?
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Agree on disliking unknown words for obvious answers, very unsatisfying. Otherwise pleasantly standard fare, except SNAFFLE took a while. Are there elves in the Hobbit? Read the book at school and hated it.
Rob
Had no idea about the Chindits but it had to be HINDI. I got SNAFFLE without understanding either the Tolkien or even thinking it was a bit, since I mistakenly remembered that thing they can twist onto a horse’s nose, but that’s not called a snaffle at all, it’s a twitch. Of course having decided “bit of a twist” was the literal, the Tolkien stuff was even more inpenetrable. But I have seen his room at Oxford, it was next to a friend of mine’s the one time I visited that city in student days (I was at the other place).
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This was another b. but far more enjoyable than yesterday’s – I staggered over the line after 48 gruelling minutes.
LOI and 10 minutes accounted for 7dn SNAFFLE which I finally twigged – not a Tolkein man myself – may he rot.
FOI 5dn LUG but the subsequent 10ac GRAHAME took far too long. Did like 8dn SPECTATOR and 11ac HINDI – perfectly decent clue IMO.
Other goodies were 6dn BRAVO (AVO again!) and 6ac BASKS
WOD 4dn FRENCH TOAST
No Problem with LJ, Jack
Same as others, with several biffed (LAMENTATION, MATELOT, SPECTATOR, HINDI). ASTABLE from wp. SNAFFLE loi (“it’s something to do with a bridle=bit, isn’t it?”), without getting any Tolkien ref. No, I’m not a fan either, just don’t get it…
Like our blogger I am firmly in the ‘no thanks’ camp where Tolkien is concerned.
Got SNAFFLE by completely bogus means, being pretty sure that the twist referred to a piece of pipe tobacco and then convincing myself that a snaffle was likely a piece cut off of a twist (with a fnurgleknife), and no doubt also the name of a house elf in part 26 of LoTR.
I’m in awe of Tolkien but do tend to lose interest after a while. Thanks for the entertaining rant on same, Z. When watching the movies I often thought that if only they had smartphones they could have gotten the whole thing over in a day or so, including the lunch discussions (Snapchat).
Just to put my tuppenceworth in: give me Middle Earth every time over that egregious Narnia.
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Had to cheat on 13d, and then for LOI 18d I had matel_t and tried every vowel until congratulations arrived for matelot!
Biffed hindi, lamentation and Annapolis
Dnk astable, intoner or gigot, word play was helpful though.
dnk cep = mushroom
COD 4d.
Horryd, I got flash, but from the definition initially, only seeing the anagram later on.
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Of course, Tolkien couldn’t abide the man.
Saddened that folk don’t know of the Chindits. My father in law was one and went on to serve in the Malay jungle – very brave guys
Both Tony Sever and I can predate 1968 for working in IT. We both worked on ICT 1301 in early 1960s. Try Googling ICT 1301 and Flossie. Look at the size and weight of the machine then Google Raspberry Pi!
A long slog, though I give myself a bonus point for only taking 9 minutes to get the unknown SNAFFLE from the wordplay, taking me a single minute over my hour. I’ve read Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit, and suffered through the Rings films because someone insisted, but they never really grabbed me. Definitely a Narnia man, myself.
FOI 1a, LOI 7d, COD 1d.
27′, including unloading the shopping. Thanks z and setter.
Perhaps I’m the earliest computer user here, as I learned programming on Pegasus in 1955, though had been sending work to Manchester to run on their Mark I before then.
In the interest of speed, I didn’t fully parse each clue. Is there a word for “bung in from definition and partial parsing”?
Thanks to both setter and Z.
Never heard of PRANG either, but the wordplay was clear. And ARVO? No chance. But with the B, the A and the O “great” could only give BRAVO.
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A girl I was going out with, who was reading English at LMH, was scandalised that I hadn’t read Tolkien, so I felt obliged to and actually enjoyed both The Hobbit and LotR very much. Hated the films though (never got past the first of the Hobbit ones).
I’m with dorsetjimbo though in being saddened that the Chindits aren’t as well known as they ought to be. “Fighter in Burma …” would have made HINDI an easy win for my generation.