25 minutes for this one, an interminable time trying and failing to parse 18dn as befits a conscientious commentator. Apart from this and others in the Cornish corner, I found this easygoing with some pleasant humorous touches. Early indications on the leader board suggest this was not quite a doddle, and there may be a heffalump trap which I have yet to identify, though the impressionist may serve to derail the inveterate biffer. By coincidence, 25ac was where Mrs Z came unstuck in her recent appearance on “Rebound”, a mid afternoon quiz show on British television.
Here’s how it works (including 18dn) with the usual clue, definition and SOLUTION
Across
1 Lacking members to back the Church, it’s unpleasant (9)
CHARMLESS The missing members are arms, giving ARMLESS to follow CHurch.
6 Constant function for loop (5)
PICOT Two mathematical terms, PI the constant and COTangent the inconstant (as I remember it that’ll be adj over opp). A picot is an ornamental loop in lace making and such, and rather wonderfully both what Hispanic speakers buy instead of Alka Seltzer and a French brand of baby milk (not to be confused. Please). If this were the TLS, it would be François-Édouard Picot, artist.
9 Sleeveless garment, way to keep warmer? (7)
SINGLET Once you get ST from way, you only have to work out where the rest comes from. An INGLE is a fireplace. It’s also Spanish for groin – not sure how that qualifies as “warmer”.
10 Pass a black spot (7)
ABSTAIN Easy stuff: A B(lack) STAIN. Pass as in pass up on.
11 Leaders in all administrative regions generally hapless — oh no! (5)
AARGH The first letters of the five words after in, just as well, because I believe there are many variants. From my elder grandson (7): what’s a pirate’s favourite letter? R!
13 Pope, a tragic youth bearing cross (9)
ALEXANDER There are currently 38 pope’s names to choose from. The one you want is formed from A plus LEANDER (the one who drowned swimming the Hellespont for the sake of Hero) with an intervenient cross X. The sixth, being a Borgia, was probably the most fun. Or you can just assume it’s the poet.
14 Shrew quick to find insect (9)
DRAGONFLY You need to equate dragon with shrew, both synonyms for, let’s say, difficult women. Add fly for quick as in –witted.
16 Announcement of PM’s successor: a Muslim ruler (4)
IMAM Such fun: sure as night follows day, AM follows PM, declaring “who am I? I’M AM.
18 Chestnut tree’s centre hollowed out (4)
ROAN That colour of horse that most closely resembles a conker. Take the middle out of ROwAN
19 Range — a pound figures (9)
APENNINES Italy’s spine, formed from A: A, PEN: pound (think sheep) and (pick any figure from an infinite series) NINES. So not from mostly sedimentary rocks then.
22 Focus attention on insignificant boxing prize (9)
SPOTLIGHT No sign of belt or purse. Boxing is a containment indicator, so POT (prize) in SLIGHT (insignificant).
24 House call that comes after golf (5)
HOTEL NATO alphabet. Oscar Kilo?
25 Fancy man in unpredictable race (7)
CHIMERA Not the goat-bodied beast of myth, but just any old wild flight of fancy. HIM (man) in CERA, a less-than-predictable spelling of race.
26 Italian food that’s cold then hot in cooking, not ok to change (7)
GNOCCHI C(old) and H(ot) in an anagram of COOKING without the O and K.
28 Twenty-fifth experiment, perhaps, making one irritable? (5)
TESTY Another fun clue. Experiment 25 would be test Y
29 Biker initially seen cycling ahead of walker (9)
SCRAMBLER, both the bike and its rider, formed from the initials of both Seen and Cycling followed by RAMBLER, walker
Down
1 Fish scoffing brilliant apple (7)
COSTARD Fish is COD (not my vote for the best clue, just the – and chips variety) and brilliant gives STAR. Enfold.
2 Bristle, as part of law nullified (3)
AWN Hidden in lAW Nullified.
3 1320 yards before dog catches tail of athletic dairy animal (5-3)
MILCH COW Get your calculator out: 1320 yards is three quarters of a MILe. Dog is CHOW, and the last letter of athletiC produces the caught letter. I think I’ve only seen it in its metaphorical, exploited sense.
4 Time to bag ten thousand for a start, as bonus (5)
EXTRA Stop trying to remember the Latin for 10,000; just the X ten, plus T for the start of Thousand, set in ERA for time.
5 Flat replacement for middleweight? (5,4)
SPARE TYRE Double definition, being also a jocular description of middle age spread.
6 Unit of pressure drawing up resin and plant fluid (6)
PASCAL A reverse of LAC (resin) and SAP (plant fluid). We used to call it PSI.
7 Master cracking a clue that’s cryptic on time for artist (6,5)
CLAUDE MONET Master gives you DEMON, and if you crack A CLUE you get the surrounding CLAUE. Add T(ime). Follow the wordplay to avoid wrinting in MANET, who was Édouard anyway
8 Smack, then batter Chinese puzzle (7)
TANGRAM TANG fro smack or taste, and RAM for batter.
12 US policies once implicating military leader in heinous crimes, no? (11)
REAGANOMICS Ronnie’s way of doing the numbers. Your military leader is AGA, and the rest is provided by a “heinous” version of CRIMES NO. It’s round about here that my solving ability collapsed.
15 International communication process fails, having called for investment? (9)
FRANGLAIS If you process FAILS, you get FLAIS, into which you inset RANG for called, as per instruction. The late Miles Kington was the acknowledged master of the language in “Parlez vous Franglais”, in Punch, but the history is much longer. From a 1688 legal report: “assault per prisoner la condemne pur felony que puis son condemnation ject un Brickbat a le dit Justice que narrowly mist” and allegedly from Churchill to DeGaulle: “Si vous m’opposerez je vous get riderai”
17 Caterpillar in underground stem touring borders in hedgerow (4-4)
INCHWORM An underground stem is a CORM. IN precedes it, and the borders of HedgeroW are inserted.
18 Little time hiding rings — like diamonds? (4-3)
ROSE-CUT I have only just this moment got this. Not RECUT somehow meaning little time and O’S rings, but SEC, little time ringed by ROUT for hiding (as in give a good hiding to). D’oh.
20 Man passing current through fuse (7)
SOLDIER Current is I (sci-talk) and SOLDER is fuse
21 General occupying filthy home that’s cold and damp (6)
SLEETY The General is Robert E LEE (think Dukes of Hazard) and filthy home is STY Assemble.
23 Big pussycat good to break up row (5)
TIGER Hardly the most difficult of today’s clues. G(ood) in TIER, row.
27 Pass unfriendly contracts (3)
COL A mountain pass, and a contraction of COLd
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Other problems were FRANGLAIS (very annoying as I mentioned it and Frenglish in my Tuesday blog commentary) and the mountain range / flat tyre duo. I thought of the mountains early on but in my mind I spelt their name with two PPs, so was unable to parse it or to solve 5dn until I had realised my error. I note that although our blogger has explained the clue correctly he has written two PPs in the answer, suggesting that I am not alone in thinking that it looks more correct than the proper spelling. Of course if one thinks “Pennines” and just sticks an A at the beginning the correct spelling becomes obvious.
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FRANGLAIS fairly sprang to mind after the very entertaining LE GROOM the other day.
Very nicely crafted puzzle.
Z – takes a brave soul to go on a television quiz. Regards to Mrs Z.
It’s amazing what you can convince yourself of if you try.
Greatly enjoyed MILCH-COW, which was a write-in and ROSE-CUT, which certainly wasn’t.
Thanks setter and Z.
Cool to col is at least as good and may well be better, since contract suggests drawing in rather than dropping a bit off the end. In Alexander, the linked hero is part of the wordplay, the alternative Alex being one of the Popes. The poet struck me as an alternative because I’m working on the TLS blog and his name was fresh in my mind, but it’s entirely legitimate, of course, and may have been the setter’s intention.
Dipp’d in the richest tincture of the skies,
Where light disports in ever-mingling dyes,
Chris, London
Thanks, that was a hole in my knowledge of the great poet. The current TLS is often full of that sort of depth, the Times less so. Perhaps the setter would care to comment on what would be a fine piece of cluing.
Of course FRANGLAIS to the French is using short English phrases to replace French mouthfulls. I recall they once tried to ban things like Le Weekend. It certainly never caught on in golfing circles where ny French colleagues continued to speak of Le Bunker and so on
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Thank you to setter and blogger.
I very often have the same time as vinyl and today I was 63 minutes finding this a little tricky at around 2 minutes per clue on ave.
Penfold had a ‘hold-up’ – yet managed to finish in a splendid 12 minutes! My hold-ups can be of that magnitude.
The problem was the ROAN / ROSE-CUT intersection at 18 – LOI(ROAN unparsed).
WOD 17dn INCH WORM (climbing the marigolds.)
FOI 1ac CHARMLESS COD 25ac CHIMERA
I believe ‘climbing’ would have had slightly better scansion than ‘measuring’. I’ll have a word with Frank.
But hey ho! Another day another dollar!
Actually “measuring” scans rather well and fits nicely with the mathematical theme of the lyric which “climbing” would not.
p.s. Your saying that “we used to call pascal PSI” led to me read up a little on this. When I check my tyre pressure there’s no mention of pascals, but there is of bars (from Greek baros=weight). But pascals are tiny (1 bar = 100,000 Pa) so a bit of a faff, so weatherpersons and carmakers refer to bars instead. I look forward to a cryptic that somehow makes use of the fact that one hectopascal equals one millibar!
I also learned that there is a unit called a barn, being a very small unit of area indeed (100 square femtometres) and the even smaller “shed” (=1 yoctobarn). Who says physicists have no sense of humour?
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Try Googling in pictures.
PICOT was unknown, or at least I think it was. It rang a distant bell in the far corner of the landfill I refer to as my memory. Or perhaps I was thinking of “tricot”, another word which I only half-know and which has something to do with fabric, or something, maybe. Anyway, got there.
I agonized briefly over SLEETY, which I wouldn’t think of as cold and damp, although perhaps it is. There were also a few skin-of-the-teeth answers (COSTARD, REAGANOMICS, MILCH COW, ROSE-CUT) which I’d heard of but could easily not have.
A most interesting and enjoyable puzzle.