ACROSS
1 Spot right idiot in wrinkly fabric (10)
SEERSUCKER – SEE R SUCKER
6 Old people’s home had no room, finally (4)
EDOM – final letters of [hom]E [ha]D [n]O [roo]M; the Edomites pop up in the Bible along with their neighbours the Moabites (they of washpot fame)
9 One with a suit: a male with more awful clothing (7)
ADMIRER – A M (male) in DIRER (more awful)
10 Overly serious, following whizz in school (2-5)
PO-FACED – F (following) ACE (whizz = brilliant) in POD (school of whales etc)
12 Don still sleeping around (3,2)
PUT ON – NOT UP reversed
13 Clashes with crook getting 100 in darts (9)
CONFLICTS – CON (crook) C (hundred) in FLITS (darts)
14 Wind, say, from a green beer, newly brewed (9,6)
RENEWABLE ENERGY – anagram* of A GREEN BEER NEWLY
17 How one may get remit, perhaps, to regress (3,4,3,5)
PUT BACK THE CLOCK – if you reverse (‘put back’) ‘timer’ (‘the clock)’, you get ‘remit’
20 Lie heavily on stone, at first? This is breaking now (4,5)
STOP PRESS – OPPRESS (lie heavily) on ST (stone)
21 European footballer’s caught plague (5)
BESET – E (European) in [George] BEST
23 Stink about to permeate shoe (7)
SCANDAL – C (about) in SANDAL
24 New leader leaves artillery where order is put up (7)
NUNNERY – N (new) [g]UNNERY
25 I won’t keep mum’s provisions (4)
NOSH – if you will insist on talking, then you may be said to say NO to SH!
26 Defence playing worst during time off (10)
BREASTWORK – WORST* in BREAK; the sort of tiny barricade thingummy behind which cannon-fodder have been slaughtered down the ages, especially in the Great War
DOWN
1 One who’s quick to obtain drink, holding head (7,2)
SNAPPER UP – NAPPER (must be a slang term for head) in SUP (drink)
2 First person set up police force, getting local six-footer (5)
EMMET – ME reversed MET (Metropolitan Police); I think an EMMET is a dialect word for an ant, as well as being a word used by Cornish people to describe tourists
3 Doctor loudly rebuked how supermarket food may be (6-7)
SHRINK-WRAPPED – SHRINK (doctor) sounds like RAPPED (rebuked)
4 Horse with hardened skin on part of ear (7)
CORNCOB – CORN (hardened skin) on COB (horse)
5 Bill could be one in river astride swans (7)
EXPENSE – PENS (female swans) in EXE (river in Devon)
7 Goods to transport? Pack vehicle and then drive (4,5)
DECK CARGO – DECK (pack – of cards) CAR (vehicle) GO (drive)
8 ’60s youths adopting upper-class manner (5)
MODUS – U (upper-class) in MODS (more 50s than 60s, I’d have thought) for MODUS as in modus operandi
11 Where records go in affair involving current ministers (6,7)
FILING CABINET – I (electrical current) in FLING (affair) CABINET (ministers)
15 Distressed annalist penning nothing in papers (9)
NATIONALS – O (nothing) in ANNALIST*
16 Rabbit gently, at intervals, parting pair of bovines (6-3)
YAKETY-YAK – [g]E[n]T[l]Y in YAK YAK
18 Maybe one proposing name aboard boat? I don’t know (7)
KNEELER – N (name) in KEEL (boat – an example of metonymy) ER (I don’t know)
19 Remark praising short stockings on Tolstoy heroine (7)
HOSANNA – HOS[e] ANNA [Karenina] – a book I found quite a comedown after War and Peace
20 Partners hugging country girl who’s sometimes lazy (5)
SUSAN – USA (country) in SN (bridge partners); a Lazy Suzan is a turntable for serving food
22 Deal with English, entering fight without heart (3,2)
SEE TO – E (English) in SE[t] TO (a set-to is an argument or fight)
FOI ADMIRER
LOI DECK CARGO (I had the cargo early)
COD PUT BACK THE CLOCK (indirect anagram!)
TIME 10:28
EDOM wa so unfamiliar that I didn’t enter it until the D was confirmed, otherwise it would have been my FOI. Is this the religious setter? LOI NOSH.
37 minutes.
Particularly gripy about finishing with four rubbish words: SNAPPER UP, EMMET, SEERSUCKER and EDOM (impossible if you’ve never heard of it).
While I’m in this mood, PUT BACK THE CLOCK isn’t what most people would say, in my humble opinion — TURN BACK THE CLOCK would seem more likely.
Andyf
Disagree that EDOM was impossible. I’d certainly never heard of it, but following the fairly generous cryptic seemed like a reasonable course of action.
Thanks Ulaca and setter