Times 28183 – Happy trails!

Time: 13 minutes
Music: Debussy, Iberia, Dorati/National Orchestra.

The run of easy Mondays evidently continues, with the SNITCH running at about 50.   I wrote in all the answers in with hardly a pause, and there are a few that have yet to parsed – I’m pretty sure that won’t be hard.    There were a lot of chestnuts and well-know crossword memes here, and experience will give your solve a bit of a push.   There will probably be a lot of personal bests today.  

Across
1 Element identified by sharp-witted cook at sea (11)
QUICKSILVER – QUICK + SILVER, Long John Silver, that is, whose prior occupation was indeed cook.
7 Swindles of husband initially appalling son (3)
HAS – H + A[ppalling] S[on].
9 Woman in Missouri shelter mostly the worse for wear (4-5)
MOTH-EATEN – MO (THEA) TEN[t].
10 Fling involving pair in 27, for example (5)
SPREE – S(PR)EE, where Ely in 27 is indeed an episcopal see.
11 Sings rhythm and blues primarily in part of UK (7)
WARBLES – WA(R&B)LES.
12 Collieries about to terminate regular pay (7)
STIPEND – PITS backwards + END.
13 Fabric bringing US city half of capital (5)
NYLON – NY + LON[don].
15 Sign a rough tap damaged (9)
AUTOGRAPH – Anagram of A ROUGH TAP.
17 The French strip — she washes and irons (9)
LAUNDRESS – LA + UNDRESS.
19 Fellow soldier fencing run for dog (5)
CORGI – CO-(R)-GI.
20 Yankee moneymaker, one with aspirations (7)
YEARNER – Y + EARNER, Nato alphabet for Y.
22 Bearing left for Luton, possibly (7)
AIRPORT – AIR + PORT.
24 Garlic mayonnaise made by girl about ten (5)
AIOLI – A(10)LI.
25 Foolishness, a crime in country Capone abandoned (9)
ASININITY – A + SIN + IN + IT[al]Y.
27 English youth leader seen around large city (3)
ELY – E(L)Y[outh].
28 Improved quality of cane men then distributed (11)
ENHANCEMENT – Anagram of CANE MEN THEN.
Down
1 Introductions to quiet old men in Iranian city (3)
QOM – Q[uiet] O[ol] M[en], sometimes spelt Qum, a rug-weaving city.
2 Popular monarch snatching time in Bury? (5)
INTER –  IN(T)ER.
3 King beheaded mischief-maker in citadel (7)
KREMLIN – K + [g]REMLIN.
4 Lacking will, belonging to trial rowing team, one hears (9)
INTESTATE – Sounds like IN TEST EIGHT.
5 Symbol of love, in Heaven usually (5)
VENUS –  Hidden in [hea]VEN US[usally].
6 Relaxing French art treasures originally pinched by gang (7)
RESTING – R(ES T[reasures])ING.
7 Material provided by hacks principally, or a shire, oddly (9)
HORSEHAIR – H[acks] + anagram of OR A SHIRE.
8 Pass plant, being extravagant purchaser (11)
SPENDTHRIFT – SPEND + THRIFT – creeping phlox, apparently, which I DNK.
11 Preacher touring north finally rejected beer and cheese (11)
WENSLEYDALE –  WE(N)SLEY + [rejecte]D + ALE.
14 Like speech praising old archbishop, a right-winger (9)
LAUDATORY – LAUD + A TORY.
16 Islander cheers Welsh girl entertaining crew (9)
TASMANIAN –  TA + S(MAN)IAN.
18 Study can ultimately define calcified tissue (7)
DENTINE – DEN + TIN + [defin]E.
19 Appreciative comment of one first seeing this moulding? (7)
CORNICE – COR! NICE!
21 Bill plugging Royal Opera House? Something fishy here (5)
ROACH – RO(AC)H.
23 Woman — old, as it happens (5)
OLIVE – O + LIVE.
26 Legendary mountain-dweller, one not appearing up till now (3)
YET – YET[i].

108 comments on “Times 28183 – Happy trails!”

  1. This was terribly easy but I dawdled a bit to 19:45.

    On edit: Lord Vinyl – I did not think that last five Monday puzzles were that easy, none having snitch rating of under 86! Presently at 51 this is the lowest rated puzzle for many a yonk!

    FOI 1ac QUICKSILVER – Freddie..

    LOI 8dn SPENDTHRIFT – Joe Biden

    COD 22ac AIRPORT – Elaine Chase

    WOD 11dn WENSLYDALE – authentically Yorkshire Wenslydale

    One for the QC Brigade – Bon chance.

    Edited at 2022-01-10 02:14 am (UTC)

    1. Viz your FOI — alternatively Dino Valenti, et al, to whose 1970 album I assume Vinyl’s title refers

      Not much else to say

      Edited at 2022-01-10 03:56 am (UTC)

    2. Lorraine Chase, I saw her once at Bermondsey Antiques market, rather than on the way to said airport.
        1. Back in that era (the 70s) when I worked at Gatwick, there was a rumour that there was a Lost & Found office at Luton Airport that was full of sombreros and donkeys!
    1. Um! In 1988 I worked in the same department as art director John Knight at WRCS — his long time partner was Lorraine Chase. We had drinks together a few times at ‘The Bridge’. Before I logged in this morning I even checked her out on Google to check her spelling. And then I entered ‘Elaine’!? I have no idea why! I was mortified.
      To err is human.

      Edited at 2022-01-10 11:42 am (UTC)

  2. I see that THEA and ALI were called into service as our rather unusual random names today.

    I dashed through this for the most part, but spent over 10% of my time finding SPREE – couldn’t get SCREE out of my head for too long.

  3. The mother of all Mondays; as horryd says, definitely one for the QCers to try. Wondered about THRIFT, though.
  4. LOI was the cheese.
    DENTINE is also the name of a denture-friendly chewing gum.

    Edited at 2022-01-10 03:36 am (UTC)

  5. That was fun! I almost felt like a whiz bang genius solver for a minute or two there. FOI QOM, LOI AIOLI (new to me). COD CORNICE cos it made me chuckle as it went in.
  6. KREMLIN and SPREE kept me from going under 6 minutes which would have been pushing a personal best. 6:29
    1. You sounded like you were selling yourself short George, so I checked and the SNITCH says your fastest is 4:10.
  7. 25 minutes. After reading all the comments above, I thought I’d be the WITCH wooden-spooner, but not quite and on the Club page I see a few failed to get this out.

    NHO Archbishop LAUD or his fate. A COR! NICE! award of the day to WARBLES, a very appealing word.

  8. So very nearly a sub-15 solve, possibly for the first time ever, but CORNICE as my LOI eluded me for a full 5 minutes and I stopped the clock at 19 minutes.

    NHO QOM nor THRIFT as a plant but neither delayed me.

    Long John Silver was employed as cook on the Hispaniola so in Treasure Island his position was current rather than former. His former position mentioned in the narrative was ‘quartermaster’.

  9. Vinyl’s final sentence echoes what I thought upon completion. It was certainly my best time by a very long way. And with no queries for which to seek Vinyl’s enlightenment.
  10. You can count me in the PBs today, and by some margin. Definitely one for the QCers to have a crack at.
  11. Good morning from Madchester – where Happy Mondays have today been resurrected by a new PB for me, 1m 2s faster than my previous record.

    FOI QOM, then WENSLEYDALE and the full SW corner, as began my pivot around the grid. Was hoping to obliterate the PB, but ended up taking four mins or so for QUCKSILVER, RESTING (which I couldn’t parse) and LOI KREMLIN, biffed in order to get the time.

    That was fun – and a PB is always to be welcomed – though it seemed at times indecently easy, even by my standards. Normally under these circumstances I’d go for a Somali brekkie, but on this occasion I’m going to make some kuru fasulye as I have the ingredients to hand. Thanks V and setter.

      1. With three “u”s that sure would be a head-scratcher…

        …but luckily it’s a literal Turkish white bean stew dish. I discovered KF recently, after carelessly buying some tins of haricot beans, thinking they were chick peas (for making chana masala).

        Not sure if it’s commonly eaten for breakfast in Istanbul, but goes down a treat here!

  12. Too easy for the Times.
    Is it that start/end indicator setter again?
    10 min write-in.
    Thanks setter and Vinyl.

    I am slick, liquid and wobble around (11)

  13. I don’t time myself accurately but I cannot type in the answers more quickly. Myrtilus’s clue for 1a shows how it can be done.
  14. Yup, a Pb for me too at 21 mins. I thought initially of quartermaster for 1ac but luckily it didn’t fit. FOI QOM, LOI ASININITY, quite an ugly word, really.

    QMS were a great band. Ta for that v.

    I did like the trick in AIOLI, can’t remember seeing it before but I probably have. It came up somewhere recently but clued differently.

    Thanks v and. Setter.

  15. It’s been nearly a year since I lowered my P.B., but here we are. 15 minutes, where I surprisingly didn’t stuff it up when I realised that I was doing so well it was probably worth concentrating and trying to go faster.

    FOI QUICKSILVER (I finished Jeff Noon’s A Man of Shadows yesterday, where helpfully it’s the name of the antagonist) LOI 3d KREMLIN.

    Mostly parsed, too, though I didn’t worry too much about MOTH-EATEN and took the THRIFT bit of 8d on trust.

  16. 9 minutes, determined after the first few to break the ten. All parsed within the time but MOTH-EATEN was semi-biffed, not remembering MO for Missouri. COD to WENSLEYDALE. Thank you V and setter.
  17. Second PB in a week, but I had to check a couple of times I hadn’t opened the QC by mistake. I have a feeling this PB will last for a while. Did enjoy CORNICE, thanks setter and blogger.
  18. Another PB here (10:23) by well over five minutes and I’ve been doing the crossword regularly for around ten years.
  19. 6:12 Just off a PB, held up at the end by ASININITY and SPREE. Definitely one for the QCers to try.
  20. Well I nearly completed this in 4:42, but when I hit submit the club site told me I was only 98% done. Somehow in attempting to go back to see what I had left out I hit submit instead. The unentered answer was YET.
    Never has the muppet avatar been more deserved!

    Edited at 2022-01-10 09:54 am (UTC)

  21. I’ll join the PB club and guessing that may stand for a while!

    At that pace, the chance of a typo for me is probably above 50% so pleased to see no pink squares.

    Delayed marginally by SPREE and ASININITY

    Thanks v and setter

  22. Might have broken records, but I struggled with WENSLEYDALE of all things, reading the wordplay wrong and imagining a reverse beer at the end, so something -ELA.
    Otherwise it was (sort of) nice to see that ALI has given up her career as a boxer, and that there continues to be a dearth of women in Wales not called SIAN. And welcome OLIVE to the monstrous regiment.
    I was about to congratulate the setter on refraining from cluing ELY with see, but then I got round to the top right and found SEE clued by ELY.
    Time: a sluggish 11.07, with COR! NICE! reluctant to surface and last in.
  23. I never time myself because I usually don’t finish but today I felt like one of the gods (the regular bloggers that is) because I completed in about 20 minutes or so. A nice feeling for those of us playing in the lower divisions, even it was as easy as they come.
  24. The SNITCH is as low as I can remember. Probably as low as it’s ever been (no I haven’t waded through the list). So in view of that my 19 minutes, although almost as low as I ever manage, was perhaps a bit disappointing.

    Ali is a name often used by writers of school textbooks who don’t want to be accused of any hint of racism or sexism, so I wonder why this setter said Ali was a girl.

  25. FOI: QUICKSILVER
    LOI: SPREE

    With time to check I hadn’t entered a typo, a PB I think. Thank you, vinyl1 and the setter.

  26. Just to put us all in our place Mohn clocked in at 2.50! My second sub 10 this year so there may not be another until November. US newspapers usually spell the Iranian city QUM but the required spelling here was clear. 8.19
  27. 19.22 PB. Perhaps today we should be looking to those who didnot get a Personal Best to come here and fess up. LOI 7ac HAS where I just couldn’t get it until the PDM
    1. Can I put up my hand, please, for non-PB?
      Most of it went straight in, but inexplicably couldn’t get ASININITY and CORNICE. Cornice I knew the word I was looking for, it was on the tip of my brain, but just wouldn’t emerge out of the fog. Asininity is one of those “I suppose it must be a word” ones where I needed all crossers, the cryptic didn’t do it for me.
      So probably a glacial 75 on the NITCH.
      Still, enjoy an easy one every so often. Prefer the really hard, well-put-together puzzles, though.

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