Thank you dear setter and now, by the power of subliminal advertising, I’m off to find a gobstopper to lick!
ACROSS
1 Cold listener dressing in coat, say? (8)
RAINWEAR – our “cold listener” is a RAW EAR, which is “dressing” the word IN. You might certainly wear a coat in the rain.
5 Drawn, revolutionary illustrations on Christmas cards, possibly? (6)
TRACED – DEC(ember) ART, reversed
10 Relative kidnapped by thin, mean and vile criminal in book (3,9,3)
THE INVISIBLE MAN – SIB “kidnapped” by (THIN, MEAN + VILE*)
11 Great, top athlete (4,6)
HIGH JUMPER – great is HIGH and a JUMPER is a top that you wear
13 Crummy pudding (4)
DUFF – double def, FOI
15 Representative I came across in bed, retired (7)
TOTEMIC – I MET “in” COT, the whole reversed
17 Lift in holiday centre going the wrong way, uncle’s head stuck in it (7)
TROUSER – RESORT reversed, with U{ncle} in it. “Lift” as in pinch, nick or half-inch.
18 Seem discombobulated by twisting of Polish language (7)
BURMESE – (SEEM*) by reversed RUB
19 Echo a little bit, penetrating rupture (7)
RESOUND – a SOU is a little bit (of coinage), here “penetrating” REND
21 Lap pace (4)
LICK – double def. The cat licks up the milk at a fair old lick.
22 Player is in current contest (4,6)
DISC JOCKEY – the current is DC as opposed to AC; it has IS in it, and is followed by JOCKEY, a verb meaning the same as vie or contest (stress on the second syllable)
25 Game spelt out or encrypted in series of calls (7-4,4)
WHISTLE-STOP TOUR – WHIST [game] + (SPELT OUT OR*)
27 Head of government in Scottish town backed complaint (6)
NIGGLE – G{overnment} in ELGIN, reversed
28 Drunk portrayed having dispensed with last of sherry in tumbler when maudlin? (8)
TEARDROP – (PORTRA{y}ED*). A teardrop is something that tumbles (down your cheek) when you are maudlin!
DOWN
1 Couple of scoundrels, second of which knocking out a tool (7)
RATCHET – RAT + CHE{a}T
2 Fury in Liberian uprising (3)
IRE – hidden reversed in {lib}ERI{an}
3 Boat in current fix over foreign waters (10)
WINDJAMMER – WIND [current] + JAM [fix] + la MER francaise
4 A team order that’s generally accepted (5)
AXIOM – A XI O.M.
6 Part of cylinder coming out of trap? (4)
ROLE – a ROLL (of paper?) might be cylindrical. The trap is someone’s mouth, quite a cunning homophone indicator!
7 Fail — as may loose dentures? (4,7)
COME UNSTUCK – a cryptic definition that seemed a bit weak to may, but I’m sure the pang of recognition that would have made this a better clue for me won’t be more than a decade or two in coming now…
8 Reportedly, brown square finished (4,3)
DONE FOR – homophone of DUN FOUR (the square of two)
9 Superb striker cutting wood (4-4)
FIVE-STAR – the striker is a VESTA match, “cutting” FIR
12 Nail excellent start (3,8)
GET CRACKING – NAIL [get] + CRACKING [excellent, as in toast]
14 Sweet, soft lump, goalkeeper (10)
GOBSTOPPER – GOB [soft lump] + STOPPER [goalkeeper]
16 Minister reduced by hack’s comic verse (8)
CLERIHEW – CLERI{c} by HEW
18 Plain land for Conservative statesman (7)
BALDWIN – BALD [plain] + WIN [land]
20 Transfer tardy on ridiculously cheap excursion (3,4)
DAY TRIP – (TARDY*) on 1P – much cheaper than chips, can you buy ANYTHING for one penny these days?
23 Lovely metal link (5)
CUTIE – The metal is CU as in copper, + TIE [link]
24 Up past midnight with all the others (2,2)
ET AL – reversed LATE [past midnight]
26 Blade on another razor, initially (3)
OAR – O{n} A{nother} R{azor}
Thanks, v, for the parsing!
(Wilson is also just some dude.)
Harold Wilson?
We are not amused!
First one I’ve worked on paper for almost a week.
Saw THE INVISIBLE MAN from the enumeration and a crosser or two and seemed to lock in to the frequency. West side was finished with only OAR yet in the east.
FOI The Invisible Man
COD trouser
Could scarce have done better
That ROLE was quite tough
With nothing else DUFF
FIVE-STAR lines are regrettably few
I may well COME UNSTUCK
But perhaps with some luck
I could manage the odd CLERIHEW
Our Friday setter
CLERIHEW begetter
Uses poetry words
And not stupid birds
Evoked quite so gently!
It’s clever of you
To give us a cl(erih)ew
My only queries were RATCHET as ‘a tool’ as I think of it more as a mechanism, but as I’ve come across it as a feature of a tool (e.g. a ratchet screwdriver) my answer went straight in.
I also wondered about ‘nail/GET’ because to nail something is to achieve it whereas to get something is to understand it. Perhaps I’m not thinking of the right context.
Reading through afterwards I was a little surprised to realise I had parsed all but one as I went. I found ROLE particularly tricky, and was tempted to biff ROLL for “cylinder” so I’m pleased I paused for thought there. My one unparsed answer was CUTIE, having correctly thought the definition to be “lovely” but guessing that maybe there was also a metal link known as a “cutie”.
I’m now left wondering if anyone has ever eaten a DUFF. And do they exist in any variety other than plum?
At residential college circa 1970s we were often fed rolled boiled pudding, usually served with custard – is that duff? Random cake-y flavours, never plum.
Srikalight – America’s First – True American – Domino -Peerless – USA
Edited at 2021-03-19 04:49 pm (UTC)
‘tumbler when maudlin’ = TEARDROP is also another that stretches the boundaries.
Pre-Hislop, ie in the days of Richard Ingrams as editor, Private Eye had a “CLERIHEW Corner” Sample:
“Elias Canetti
Ate a bowl of spaghetti
While writing one day
Auto-da-fe”
FOI: IRE
LOI: TRACED/ROLE
My last thought is that if you do a Times crossword, you shouldn’t be asking if BALDWIN is “just some dude”.
Bacteria.
35 mins pre-brekker on this excellent test. No crosses. Lots of ticks, mostly Totemic and (like this puzzle) Five-star.
Thanks setter and V.
Still, took me ages to get going with 24dn being my FOI so the end was much better than I expected at the beginning.
Once I picked up a bit of momentum, progress was reasonably solid. Allin all not a bad week and enjoyed all the puzzles.
Thanks setter and blogger.
As you say, V , you can’t even spend a penny for a penny today!
Thank you V and setter.
Edited at 2021-03-19 08:54 am (UTC)
I also didn’t have a clue what was going on in 1a, apart from EAR for listener, but that didn’t seem to matter so much.
Both the long ones suffered from enumeration disclosure, which was just as well, because again the definitions were not kind. I mean, “book”? Narrows the field, not.
Thanks v for unscrewing the inscrutable.
Edited at 2021-03-19 08:56 am (UTC)
Edwin Drood
Was just some dude.
It’s a sad history:
His death was a mystery.
Thanks verlaine and setter.
I had just an hour and only just completed this thorny puzzle.
FOI 2dn IRE
LOI 6dn ROLE
COD 9dn FIVE STAR
WOD 10dn BALDWIN a proper-joined up Conservative PM, but I didn’t vote for him.
Does anyone remember Donald J. Trump walking in front of the Queen on his visit to Windsor!? She had to have two large G&Ts, a lie down and the rest of the day off!
Will Jeremy and Kevin be on the ticket for 2024? That would be fun!
I will approach the rest of the day with a spring in my step and a song in my heart (hopefully neither Tumbling Tears or the ghostbusters theme!)
COD to 28ac, loved tumbler when maudlin as a definition.
Thanks Verlaine and setter
PS the only thing I don’t understand is the title of your blog.
BALDWIN was PM during the crisis the last time a British royal married an American woman. Which led me to recall that US Vogue took a British newspaper to task for juxtaposing the word NIGGLE with a photo of Mrs. Sussex. Oh dear.
Excellent puzzle in an excellent week. Much enjoyed. 18.18
But it’s a great nuisance for setters if they have to fill their crosswords with ‘perhaps’ and words like that and nowadays all over the place we see unindicated definitions by example. I remember Peter Biddlecombe once saying a while ago that he hardly noticed them, and this struck me as a bit odd. Now I wonder if he wasn’t ahead of his time.
Edited at 2021-03-19 11:22 am (UTC)
One of my favourite podcasts is Football Cliches, where they make the bold claim that a ‘stopper’ is always a defender, whereas a ‘shot-stopper’ is a goalkeeper, but there you go – it’s one of the few times I’ve disagreed with them. Glad to have the Times crossword backing me up.
On the wavelength today, 6m 47s with RAINWEAR (??) and RATCHET the last to fall.
And thanks to everyone for the CLERIHEWS. Very entertaining!
Took me for ever to get this and its crosser ‘role’ (except I went for roll as I had not parsed trap)
‘Hatchet’ is a tool, ‘che[a]t’ is obvious, and I assumed that ‘hat’ was old slang for a scoundrel, as in ‘bad hat’, or indeed the more modern ‘black hat’ for malicious computer hackers. ‘Ratchet’ didn’t occur to me, and even if it had, I don’t accept it for ‘tool’. Part of a tool, maybe, but not a whole one.
I also started with 1dn HATCHET but the RAINWEAR had to go on.
Saw Windjammer but thought that was some kind of rainwear (!) then realised I was thinking of Windcheater and that Windjammer was probably a boat after all.
Enjoyed the puzzle — glad I didn’t try yesterday’s which looked very tough from reading yesterday’s blog.
“Cracking” (like “smashing”) seems to have more or less disappeared as a word of approbation, so I’ll settle for saying this was a sick crossword, and it’s been a wicked week.
Thanks to Verlaine and setter
FOI Ire
LOI The Invisible Man
COD Teardrop
Thanks v.
At 16 across
I was not at a loss,
But I hope that this setter
Does better.
Edited at 2021-03-19 03:05 pm (UTC)
Could have been 10% faster but I can legitimately blame my covid vax for making me feel as rough as a bear’s backside.