PS For those who are following the story, I am now on the final chapter of Ulysses. Absolute nightmare reading this chapter (a mere 25,000 words) online, as knowing where I have got to is even tougher with no punctuation and no paragraphs. Can’t hide the fact that Molly was a bit of a goer, mind…
ACROSS
1 Joke with one wearing raincoat like a king? (8)
MAJESTIC – JEST I in MAC
5 Unknown fate when swallowing drug with a fanatic (6)
ZEALOT – E A in Z LOT (fate)
10 Ensures tutorial is a shambles — that’s a risky game! (7,8)
RUSSIAN ROULETTE – anagram* of ENSURES TUTORIAL IS
11 TV alien you wouldn’t want to drop? (7)
CLANGER – Not sure I ever watched The Clangers, but they made weird moaning noises, so far as I recall, and had some pretty basic sci-fi stuff, essentially, coat-hangers, sticking out of their head, simulating satellite dish type things. Again, all from memory. Whereas you might well want to drop one of these things on its head – coat-hanger allowing – you wouldn’t want to drop a clanger, in the sense of committing a faux-pas. Something I don’t think I do very much at all, but apparently the frequency of such alleged action increases exponentially when in the company of my wife.
12 Quick show (7)
EXPRESS – double definition
13 Therefore copes without alcohol at first, and becomes clear-headed (6,2)
SOBERS UP – SO BE[a]RS UP
15 Senior metalworker loses weight (5)
ELDER – [w]ELDER I hope I’m not going too fast for you (bless you for reading this, by the way)
18 Loosen link, it’s back to front (5)
UNTIE – UNITE with the IT bit reversed
20 Lacking mercy, like an incomplete Bible? (8)
RUTHLESS – Ha! If you left the book of Ruth out of the Bible, you wouldn’t have the full monty, as it were
23 Heard about place for better Italian town? (7)
CASSINO – sounds like casino; CASSINO was the site of a famous battle in the harsh and bloody campaign to boot the German military out of Italy preparatory to the emancipation of the rest of Europe
25 Space to stretch, sleep regularly, and prepare (7)
LEGROOM – [s]L[e]E[p] GROOM
26 Fizzy drink delivery outside extremely shoddy base for armchair sport? (7,8)
FANTASY FOOTBALL – S[hodd]Y FOOT (base) in FANTA (sparkling sugary water allegedly flavoured with orange) BALL (delivery in cricket)
27 Perhaps male ruler backing Persian king (6)
XERXES – reversal of SEX (perhaps male) REX (ruler)
28 Hungry retinues becoming unruly (8)
ESURIENT – RETINUES*; one of those words in the ‘bung it in but buggered if I know what it means’ category
DOWN
1 Turn over a vehicle in the morning — it rattles! (6)
MARACA – reversal of A CAR AM; usually found in the plural, because otherwise what on earth are you being paid to do with the other hand
2 Almost deserved a fight (4,5)
JUST ABOUT – JUST A BOUT
3 Play with English pebbles on the beach (7)
SHINGLE – ENGLISH*; this is the sort of clue about which I used to say things such as ‘even an Australian might get this’ till I saw the light. Talking of Oz, check out the film Wake in Fright if you get the chance. It’s amazing.
4 Gold medallist takes head off part of the target (5)
INNER – [w]INNER
6 Cover English prunes with cellophane, finally (7)
ECLIPSE – E CLIPS [cellophan]E
7 Unlimited selection of food and coffee (5)
LATTE – [p]LATTE[r]; maybe, just maybe, someone out there couldn’t parse this. If so, please say so in your comments below and it’ll make me a happy camper
8 Nurse briefly with certain valuables (8)
TREASURE – TREA[t] SURE
9 Eastern typhoon destroyed something alluring (8)
HONEYPOT – E TYPHOON*
14 Gemstone from Saxony tossed across road (8)
SARDONYX – RD in SAXONY*
16 Girl passes up a tango, with nose ultimately put out of joint (9)
DISLOCATE – DI reversal of COLS A T (tango) [nos]E; you biff this, and you don’t get to appreciate all the thought that went into it
17 Fast bowler with stick for support — a temporary solution (5,3)
QUICK FIX – QUICK (fast bowler – cricket again) FIX (stick for support – answers on a post card, please)
19 Remove hair extensions, initially, before short exercise class (7)
EPILATE – E[xtensions] PILATE[s]; remove hair from the body (where it always seems to delight in growing, however much you ask it to do its stuff on your head)
21 Boat that’s easier to carry (7)
LIGHTER – DD
22 Charm left out of a hairdo (6)
AMULET – A MU[l]LET; not sure if anyone could better Chris Waddle’s
24 Fellow in Madrid taking top off upset ugly old ladies (5)
SENOR – [c]RONES reversed
25 Items, including old sacks (5)
LOOTS – O in LOTS (as at an auction)
Crossing clanger and shingle… Aussies have no experience of pebbles on beaches, we have sand. Plus the “with” in the clue negates the possibility of an anagram. In my opinion. Others might disagree. And as corymbia says, Clangers unknown in these parts: a guess from the crossers.
If you’re going to watch Wake in Fright, watch the original (1971) not the recent remake.
The other crossing pair that proved tricky were NHO esurient and amulet, where I didn’t see the mullet. So thank-you Ulaca, for solving the mysteries.
It’s a film that creeps up on you and mugs you.
FOI 4dn INNER
LOI 19dn EPILATES a Greek Governor of yore
COD 26ac FANTASY FOOTBALL – good rubbish
WOD 11ac CLANGER
Welcome to the paradise all QC merchants.
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Football seems more of a nightmare than a fantasy at the moment with some of the VAR decisions.
Edit to say I’ve just watched slo-mo of both Rangers penalties, and neither should have been given.
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Was very pleased to get XERXES as the Persian king before noticing the wordplay. I don’t know any other Persian kings but this one came to my attention at a fairly early age because Handel wrote an opera about him. It’s the one that opens with an aria later adapted as his famous ‘Largo’.
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FOI 5a ZEALOT, which started me looking for a pangram, LOI 16d DISLOCATE, which finally put paid to the anagram theory for sure. I may now go and watch an episode of The CLANGERs; it seems a bit more morning-friendly than the Outback film…
… the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through ‘Rogue Herrys’ by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish.
O: Peckish, sir?
C: Esurient.
O: Eh?
C: ‘Ee I were all ‘ungry-like!
O: Ah, hungry!
C: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, ‘a little fermented curd will do the trick’, so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles!
Sadly userient isn’t a word
The Clangers were wondrous, though as far as I remember they didn’t have satellite dishes of any kind on their heads, just woolly, sticky-out ears. And a Soup Dragon. Here they are in a lesser-publicised New Horizons photo of Pluto
I had not trouble parsing LATTE, but didn’t get the UNTIE wordplay (should have done, of course).
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COD: MARACA for the surface.
Friday’s answer: All Time High was the theme tune for Octopussy.
Today’s question: what was Long John Silver’s occupation?
FOI Elder
LOI Untie
COD Russian roulette
Sardonyx. Thought he was the witty one in Asterix.
Esurient we have seen a few times before, notably last year when Jackkt blogged it.
Loved the Clangers ..
FOI zealot, LOI xerxes, but that was simplified by finally recognising quick fix. Liked clanger and fanfasy football. Did The Clangers cross the pond? Ditto for Fanta.
Thanks blogger, especially for showing why senor was the right answer.
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I remember the Clangers, although it was originally broadcast before I was born so I guess it must have been repeated.
The bell.
Only not for me in the SW for far too long. Contentedly ignorant of the alien behind the scenes. 20’37.
FOI ZEALOT
LOU XERXES
COD SOBERS UP
TIME 6:22
Struggled with the QUICK FIX. If it’s a u…..
Failed to parse SENOR which only went in after XERXES. Finally CASSINO and then EPILATE (guess the definition but could not remember the word).
Hey ho
Guess which one I opted for!
A fast time for me. David