Still suffering from post-flu exhaustion I lost a minute or two at the end starting at U_O_I_I_E unable to see the only possible word staring me in the face, but even for a sick man this was largely without speedbumps. COD to 4dn for the clever play on various types of Mass. Thanks setter!
ACROSS
1 Expert about to break best form of digital security (6)
TOECAP – reversed ACE [expert] “to break” TOP [best]
5 Home Office fight to keep Queen’s English trailer (8)
HORSEBOX – H.O. BOX [Home Office | fight] “to keep” R’S E [Queen’s | English]
9 Refuse vessel originally donated in settlement (4,4)
TURN DOWN – URN [vessel] + D{onated}, in TOWN [settlement]
10 Computer fit to be installed in Times (6)
TABLET – ABLE [fit] “to be installed in” T T [(two) times]
11 Berlin agreement to protect tailless wild cat (6)
JAGUAR – JA [Berlin agreement] + GUAR{d} [to protect, “tailless”]
12 Like a hair shirt? Remove yours at the outset (8)
SCRATCHY – SCRATCH [remove] + Y{ours}
14 Old figure? MCC has a few! (5,7)
ROMAN NUMERAL – cryptic def, MCC being a collection of three Roman numerals
17 In which Thor must rend ground? (12)
THUNDERSTORM – (THOR MUST REND*) [“ground”], semi-&lit
20 About to furnish Arab table full of dates (8)
CALENDAR – CA LEND AR [about | to furnish | Arab]
22 Wall in green, at shed (6)
IMMURE – IMM{at}URE [green, “shedding” AT]
23 Graduates gather round old British tree (6)
BAOBAB – BA BA [(two) graduates] “gather round” O [old], + B [British]
25 Show ID to protect old solicitor (5,3)
POINT OUT – PIN [ID] “to protect” O [old], + TOUT [solicitor]
26 Tiny tree, gnarled for yonks (8)
ETERNITY – (TINY TREE*) [“gnarled”]
27 Trainee’s heading off for a profitable job (6)
EARNER – {l}EARNER [trainee, with “heading off”]
DOWN
2 Funny (not the first) thing astronomer looks into (6)
OCULAR – {j}OCULAR [funny, “not the first (letter)”]
3 Church carries on with limited money agreement (11)
CONCURRENCE – CE [church] “carries” ON + CURRENC{y} [“limited” money]
4 Broadcast quiet Mass in appropriate city? (9)
PROGRAMME – P [quiet] + GRAM [mass] in ROME [appropriate city for holding a Mass]
5 Help boy, offering practical experience (5-2)
HANDS-ON – or HAND SON [help | boy]
6 Revolver to go off above soldiers (5)
ROTOR – ROT [to go off] above O.R. [soldiers]
7 Withdraw European books (3)
EBB – E [European] + B B [(two) books]
8 Catch bird interrupting deliveries (8)
OVERHEAR – RHEA [bird] “interrupting” OVER [deliveries]
13 The right doctor assembled emergency room gauge (11)
THERMOMETER – THE R MO MET E.R. [the | right | doctor | assembled | emergency room]
15 Ten men with current force in Brussels turned up, to find eg Henry? (9)
UXORICIDE – X O.R. + I C.I.D. [ten | men (with) current | force] in reversed EU [Brussels]
16 Hotel contributed to rustic game (8)
PHEASANT – H [hotel] “contributed to” PEASANT [rustic]
18 Difficult spot in which to turn left (7)
STROPPY – SPY [spot], in which reversed PORT [left]
19 Actors on tour platoon picked up (6)
TROUPE – homophone of TROOP [platoon]
21 A pal in New York tipping one crude source (5)
DUBAI – reversed A BUD [a | pal in New York] + I [one]. Crude as in oil
24 Drill to polish up (3)
BUR – reversed RUB [polish]
I was very glad we had UXORICIDE as part of the clue on 30 October, so it came pretty quickly to mind. My COD was 18d for the nice surface reading. LOI was OCULAR, which conjures up a very old-fashioned telescope (as the normal word these days is eyepiece).
Thanks, V, for the blog and continued best wishes for your health. Thanks also to the setter.
At 15dn I got as far as UXORI?I?E from wordplay and checkers but wasn’t able to fill in the missing bit possibly because I have unconsciously succumbed to the jargon of modern policing in which the boys in blue (or in this instance plain clothes) are no longer allowed to be called a ‘force’ but a ‘service’. This itself may need to be changed (if it hasn’t already) in order to avoid prosecution under the Trades Description Act. Guy is right that UXORICIDE came up recently, but it was in the wording of a clue about Bluebeard and was not itself an answer, so I’d be less likely to remember it.
I also missed out on BAOBAB. This was last seen in a QC about a year ago when it was constructed from the first letters of words in the clue, so again very easy to forget.
Finally HORSEBOX where I was convinced Queen’s English was going to be RP. Should have got that one.
Today this gives me a boringly average 0.98. Yesterday’s gives a better illustration, where my WITCH was 1.5, indicating I found it 50% harder than the average.
Hopefully some of you fellow stats geeks will find this of interest (normal, well adjusted people please ignore me).
Edited at 2019-11-08 08:50 pm (UTC)
Keeps me amused, though
Ruchard J
The ‘old figures’ of MCC got a chuckle, so COD to that.
Edited at 2019-11-08 08:22 am (UTC)
30 mins with yoghurt, granola, etc.
Only eyebrow flicker was force (on its own) as CID.
I liked it a lot, mostly Stroppy.
Thanks setter and V.
Count me in the ‘this was quite tricky’ camp. I only had three or four answers after my first pass through the acrosses, which is always a sign of trouble.
DUBAI is not really known as an oil producer: its reserves and output are actually pretty small. Almost all of the reserves in the UAE are in Abu Dhabi: if you count it on its own Dubai ranks somewhere below Angola and Azerbaijan in the world oil league table.
Edited at 2019-11-08 09:22 am (UTC)
COD: TOECAP. Nice cryptic definition.
PHEASANT my last in, inevitably looking for the wrong kind of game.
Best wishes for speedy return to full health, V.
Edited at 2019-11-08 10:39 am (UTC)
Edited at 2019-11-08 11:14 am (UTC)
I parsed Toecap with TOP = Expert and Ace = best break (of serve in tennis).
NW corner was the difficult part.
from Jeepyjay
3.
a small rotary cutting tool with a shaped end, used chiefly in woodworking and dentistry.
a small surgical drill for making holes in bone, especially in the skull.
Didn’t know it; it could have been either – I flipped a coin.
Thanks, v. Hope you’re doing okay.
I breezed through from the NE, missing only my LOI before getting back to square one (or 2 more accurately) at around 8 minutes. It took half as long again for the required pennies to drop (I’m not sure why I struggled with TURN DOWN and PROGRAMME), and then my LOI jumped out at me. Like McChoc I’d been thinking of science rather than royalty at first.
DNK the usage of BUR, but it couldn’t be anything else really.
FOI TOECAP (didn’t enable me to kick on)
LOI UXORICIDE (which I often idly considered in the case of Dirty Denise, who tended to be….
COD STROPPY….far too frequently !)
TIME 12:45
Actually Denise and I only cohabited. So it would be “partnerocide” I suppose 😂
Edited at 2019-11-08 12:23 pm (UTC)
Quite a few seen-before type clues, but liked THUNDERSTORM and HORSEBOX best.
Hope the health is improving, V.
Quite fun for all that – some witty surfaces. I liked thermometer, stroppy and thunderstorm.
FOI Jaguar
LOI Point out (before baling out)
COD Roman numeral
DNF
Thanks setter and V – hope you start to feel better soon
Edited at 2019-11-08 10:11 pm (UTC)
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