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ACROSS
1 Novel, impenetrable, given to us (4,5)
HARD TIMES – HARD TIMES (us)
6 Drunk unwilling to buy a round of drinks? (5)
TIGHT – double definition
9 Weak local network? Good north of the border (7)
LANGUID -LAN GUID
10 Ruler in mood executed soldiers (7)
EMPEROR – [t]EMPER OR
11 A second class property (5)
ASSET – A S SET
12 Complaint among posh-sounding group? (9)
INFECTION – if you were a posh bloke or gel, one might say ‘Which fection is Cressida in?’
13 University dress mostly rejected in holiday island (5)
CORFU – U FROC[k] reversed
14 Check on English artist beginning to rummage amongst his blessed rulers (9)
HIERARCHS – HIS contains E RA R (first letter of rummage) CH (check)
17 Quickly peruse half of screed filling two pages (5-4)
SPEED-READ – [scr]EED in SPREAD
18 Trouble repulsed in Lyon, naturally (5)
ANNOY – reverse hidden
19 Golfing tournament participant is out (2,3,4)
IN THE OPEN – If you qualify for the Open Championship, you are indeed ‘in the Open’
22 Key European state (5)
MAINE – MAIN E
24 Number one drink in West (7)
IMAGINE – I GIN in MAE gives us the world’s worst song, just edging out ‘My way’
25 Splitting pieces of granite (7)
TEARING – anagram* of GRANITE
26 Family member, German one, returning from Cologne after vacation (5)
NIECE – EIN reversed C[ologn]E
27 Completely ignored single store in back rooms (9)
SIDELINED – I DELI in DENS reversed
DOWN
1 Husband with a meal ticket to get a sweetmeat (5)
HALVA – H A LV A; oh, for the good old days when LV stood for luncheon voucher and not an overpriced handbag
2 Tigers run wild? Sounds about right (5,4)
RINGS TRUE – TIGERS RUN*
3 Investment secured, we hear, and set up with zero loss (5,4)
TRUST FUND – ‘TRUSSED’ F[o]UND
4 Film depicting new detective’s rise in force, say (8,7)
MIDNIGHT EXPRESS – N DI reversed in MIGHT (force) EXPRESS (say) for the film that did quite a bit for the Greek tourism trade, I would 24
5 He tunes fiddle, if discordant, for players (9,6)
SHEFFIELD UNITED – HE TUNES FIDDLE IF* for the team that once boasted Tony Currie. Keep an eye out for the goalie with concussion.
6 Head in charge of subject (5)
TOPIC – TOP IC
7 Author‘s work right superior to “King and I” (5)
GORKI – GO R over K I
8 Truants wandering round New York initially become unpleasant (4,5)
TURN NASTY – N Y in TRUANTS*
13 Spanish performers I catch doing cartwheel (9)
CASTILIAN – CAST I NAIL (as in ‘the cops caught/nailed the crook’) reversed
15 Large weapon beneath a cover, we’re told, is part of early warning system? (5,4)
ALARM CALL – A L ARM sounds CAUL (a portion of the amniotic sac sometimes covering a child’s head at birth); not sure why ‘part’
16 Rider‘s state of health (9)
CONDITION – DD
20 Guy the man sees from time to time (5)
TEASE – alternate letters in T[h]E[m]A[n]S[e]E[s]
21 Cream topping for eclair with few calories (5)
ELITE – E[clair] LITE
23 Guardian leader penned by journalists was slightly moving? (5)
EDGED – G in ED ED
I’m betting this group can suggest a worse song than either Imagine or My Way, even if we restrict ourselves to non-bubble-gum popular music after, say, 1960. Joy To The World comes to my mind.
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www. youtube. com/watch?v=rDyb_alTkMQ
I wonder if you can” being sung by someone with such a vast amount of them
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LOI was HIERARCHS where I needed the wordplay to arrive at a hitherto unknown word and meaning.’Hierarchy’ of course is not far away but its original association with the priesthood had escaped me.
It was handy that GUID as the Scottish ‘good’ came up only a couple of days ago, making 9ac a write-in.
ALARM CALL (aka ‘wake-up call’) is standard parlance in the UK for a call that’s prebooked with a telephone service or a hotel switchboard. I also wondered why ‘part of’ and could only think that in the case of a heavy sleeper it may be necessary to book one as back-up in case watches, clocks and other alarm devices have failed to have the desired effect.
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Otherwise, quite tricky but I found it very rewarding, and I did laugh at INFECTION once the penny dropped.
WOD 9a LANGUID, which sums up exactly how I prefer my mornings. Shame this “work” thing keeps on getting in the way.
Last in was ‘call’ without twigging ‘caul’. A bit of an MER at this.
Mostly I liked: Imagine, Elite and COD to Midnight Express.
Thanks setter and Ulaca.
I couldn’t quite get it at the time but thinking about it now, I wonder if our setter would have been better to refer to Antipodeans living in a land of two halves in 12a.
Thanks to setter and blogger
Didn’t cotton on to why it was “number”, and didn’t know “caul”(despite my daughter being a midwife), but great fun all the same.
PS: I fully agree with your sentiments about that dirge which was further ruined by the presence of Yoko in the video.
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COD: Castilian.
My list of the world’s worst songs is somewhat governed by what I get to play through the sound system at funerals: My Way (a rather foolhardy boast if you’re on your way to meet your maker?) is very close to the top, but I have a terrible, terrible feeling that it’ll soon be replaced as No 1 choice by Father Ray Kelly’s rendition of “Go Rest High on the Mountain” (as seen on BGT). I would include a link (there are several), but even I’m not that cruel.
Never did like Lennon. Sneering, sarcastic sxd and, as ‘deezzas’ has said, the song was/is a dirge. It was made worse by the presence of Yoko in the video.
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PS….I now see that Bigtone53 and Pip have got there ahead of me.
Lennon also admitted to being violent and hitting “his” women. Not a nice man.
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I would like to add MAMMA MIA to the list of nominees for worst song ever. I quite liked IMAGINE. My next door neighbour, aged 93, plays a very limited repertoire of ‘numbers’ in the garden on his trumpet most days, badly (well, not badly for a man of his years), one of which is MY WAY.
Have a fine time in Greece, ulaca; if you need to know about anything bureaucratic, just ask me, we lived there for 4 years to 2007 and I never did quite understand the system; it makes France seem streamlined.
16:40 for this, which I didn’t much enjoy. INFECTION is beyond reasonable argument the most rubbish clue of the year so far.
FOI HARD TIMES
LOI IMAGINE (number as in something that deadens the senses ?)
COD TIGHT
I was wondering whether this “Posh-speak” is disappearing? Do many people speak like this any more? I associate it with the BBC of the 1950s and, of course, Her Majesty the Queen who was brought up to speak like that as it was considered to be “the Queen’s English”.
Will “Sithe-Effrika” and “Trizers” become things of the past?
I know that many on this site like to discuss pronunciation. Am I really raising an “RP” issue? Crikey.
This wasn’t completely Mondayish for me, taking me just a whisker under the half hour to complete. Overall, quite enjoyable although I winced at INFECTION (and where is the “in” supposed to come from?), and failed to notice Ms. West in the parsing of 24ac. MIDNIGHT EXPRESS went in unparsed, but it seems to be one of those clues that is only parseable post-biff.
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I did this after an exploratory 30 minute run (well, it was more like a long walk intermittently spoiled) and my time doesn’t seem to have suffered on account of exhaustion, so I’m going to give a cautious thumbs up to the alleged benefits of exercise.
I rather liked the INFECTION clue, quite ISIHAC-y, like SEX being what the queen has her coal delivered in.
I sold all my John Lennon memorabilia on Ebay at the weekend. Imagine all the PayPal.
And 14a where I unaccountably ended up with Hierarcts.
So two mistakes but all the practice over the weekend helped. David
When I was a lot younger it could be quite dangerous to reveal your allegiance to either of the two Sheffield teams without first establishing whether you were in enemy territory. Nowadays the performances of the two teams are generally so languid (good word) that most Sheffielders would settle for either team doing something unusual – e.g. actually winning something.
Time: all correct in 37 minutes.
Thank you to setter and blogger.
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Good choice, Jerry.
Both Wednesday and United made the occasional foray into the old Division One but neither could make it stick.
My favourite all-time game was a friendly at Hillsborough back in the sixties between Wednesday and Santos. Pele sent poor old Ron Springett about five different ways before tapping in a penalty.
Needless to say, Santos won 5-2 and I think they only allowed Wednesday to score a couple out of politeness. Happy days!
Regards, Dave.
I thought ‘weak’ was a bit, well, weak for LANGUID.
I am very much in the ‘unutterably dreadful dirge-doggerel’ camp when it comes to 24ac. Has there ever been a greater qualitative contrast between the collaborative and solo efforts of a pair of songwriters?
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