But maybe not, as there are some really good clues in here too. 1dn went in unparsed from “gene” and an M but with hindsight I love both the definition and the surface. Anything that puts me in mind of Lee Marvin drawling “dude” at people is a great clue, and there are just some solid pieces of cluing in here like 11dn, 23ac, 25ac: I’ll give me COD to 23ac as it’s an anagram you might not expect, with an anagram indicator you might not expect, the combination resulting in a very smooth surface, NICE. Thanks setter! Now just give us an amnesty on 21dn and all grumbles will be withdrawn…
ACROSS
1 Large bike shifting with car moving to the side (8)
CRABLIKE – (L BIKE + CAR*) [“shifting”]
5 Trail leading away from street in Irish port (6)
GALWAY – LAG [trail] reversed before WAY [street]
9 Pop group we hear in Brighton, for example, sticks out? (4,4)
ROCK BAND – I *think* this is a homophone [“we hear”] of ROCK BANNED [in Brighton, for example, sticks | out], but man, that’s a tortuous clue in service of an only mediocre surface…
10 Go on hike, causing commotion (6)
UPTURN – TURN [go] on UP [hike, as in “up the price”]. Initially wasn’t quite sure how “upturn” was a commotion rather than, say, an improvement, but a visit to the dictionary vindicates it…
12 Explosive aftermath features constant booming around compartment (8,5)
MUSHROOM CLOUD – MUSH C LOUD [features (British slang for a geezer’s fizzog) | constant (the speed of light) | booming] around ROOM [compartment]
15 Threadbare children: yours, not ours! (5)
SEEDY – SEED [children] + all the letters in Y{ours} not in OURS
16 To use household appliance, mother finds great power source (6,3)
HOOVER DAM – HOOVER [to use household appliance] + DAM [mother]
17 Benefit to be had saving pennies in, say, 40s and 50s? (6,3)
MIDDLE AGE – MILEAGE [benefit to be had] “saving” D D [pennies]. Surely I can’t be middle-aged already? I’m young, I tell you, yooooooung
19 Capital made of short time with King (5)
MINSK – MINS [short time] with K [King]. The capital city of Belarus.
20 Keep buzzer close to television after power failure? (5-4-4)
MIGHT-HAVE-BEEN – HAVE BEE [keep | buzzer] + {televisio}N, after MIGHT [power]
22 Place for post: best inside ring? (6)
OUTBOX – place for post as in email inboxes and outboxes; if you best someone in the ring, you out-box them.
23 Guerrilla force once coveting tanks (4,4)
VIET CONG – (COVETING*) [“tanks”]
25 Pet butterfly? (6)
STROKE – double def. Pet as is caress, stroke as in swimming.
26 Without solicitors, international body to attempt retreat (8)
UNBIDDEN – UN BID DEN [international body | attempt | retreat]
DOWN
1 Gene set Henry right, filling Perry in a little (10)
CHROMOSOME – H R [Henry | right] “filling” COMO [Perry] in, + SOME [a little]
2 Bender that couples went on in ancient times, it’s said (3)
ARC – homophone of the ARK where the animals went in two by two. Bender as in “something that bends”
3 Valance, perhaps, having no ties (7)
LIBERTY – double def. Nothing to do with frou-frou bedrooms, as I originally assumed: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance is a damn great John Ford Western.
4 Top dog in the humanities etc, with no time for one in a suit? (4,2,6)
KING OF HEARTS – KING OF {t}HE ARTS, losing one (but strangely not the other) T for time.
6 Authorise software range (7)
APPROVE – APP ROVE [software | range]
7 Keen to be got out of this massacre site? (7,4)
WOUNDED KNEE – a reverse cryptic: apply WOUNDED to KNEE as an anagrind and find “keen”
8 Vote against reversing good, positive principle (4)
YANG – NAY [vote against] reversing + G [good]
11 Old person’s gone off with raincoat (12)
OCTOGENARIAN – (GONE + RAINCOAT*) [“off”]
13 Driver’s guide’s short swimming trunks matched Cockney woman’s (11)
SPEEDOMETER – SPEEDO{s} [“short” swimming trunks] + MET ‘ER [matched | “Cockney” woman’s]
14 Preserving piece that constitutes incriminating evidence (7,3)
SMOKING GUN – SMOKING [preserving, in a culinary sense] + GUN [piece, as in a mobster’s armament]
18 See that old Olympic team of ours breaks record (7)
LOGBOOK – LOOK [see], that O GB [old | Olympic team of ours] “breaks”. Or possibly LOOK is imperative – “see that!”
19 Experts filling shirt seams up (7)
MAESTRI – hidden reversed in {sh}IRT SEAM{s}
21 Excellent point that’s raised (4)
BOSS – double def, and tragically nothing to do with reversing a word for a point in space to find TOPS
24 Cut price rum (3)
ODD – ODD{s} [“cut” price, on a racecourse]
Hey kids (or should I call you “seed”), stop causing an “upturn”; shall we get some “in Brighton, for example, sticks”? Good grief.
Also I put in TOPS – which I count as correct.
Mostly I liked: Pet butterfly (although possibly a chestnut), Outbox, crablike, Perry Como, and Octogenarian (COD).
Thanks dodgy setter and generous V.
Experience says that setters and editors will always collude in denying perfectly valid alternatives answers, and in any case the software can’t cope.
ROCK BAND was so nearly a good clue, and WOUNDED KNEE was a nice reverse clue, if not a nice experience for those involved. Indeed, that and LIBERTY were two answers which depended for me on IMDB: Bury My Heart at and The Man who Shot respectively.
A somewhat surreal, and given that TOPS won’t be accepted, slightly dispiriting use of 30 minutes.
Edited at 2017-11-10 08:43 am (UTC)
I’m claiming TOPS as a correct answer. I can’t see how it could possibly be disallowed.
Edited at 2017-11-10 08:59 am (UTC)
I didn’t mind ROCK BAND but thought GALWAY was a bit feeble with ‘away’ in the clue. Another vote for TOPS here.
My failure was at 8dn YANG (a sheep hereabouts)
FOI 16ac HOOVER DAM.
COD 23ac VIET-CONG best-ever disguised anagram! Boss!
WOD WOUNDED KNEE as per NFL.
Time irrelevant.
This puzzle should have been used for the final – but probably wasn’t, in order to avoid a punch-up!
penge_guin – if a scheme tanks, it fails disastrously (don’t know why, though)
Oh, and add in the inevitable TOPS (I’m worth v here, I think they would have had to allow it under challenge if it had come up on Saturday) and my Friday misery was complete – even the “Quick” cryptic took nearly 10 minutes today.
Ho hum, maybe next week will bring revived fortune.
Otherwise quite liked this, even the clunky Brighton Rock met first in the Greene title but having no idea what it was.
Edited at 2017-11-10 04:01 pm (UTC)
This error meant that I didn’t have to feel too hard done by in having “tops” counted as wrong.
Verlaine – may I ask what the gentleman depicted in your avatar is doing? What with the smallness of the picture, and my tired eyes, it looks like someone doing something unspeakable to a stuffed panda, but I presume this is not the case.
Anyway I had a moment to look at this. I don’t normally do Fridays as too hard. I started with Galway,struggled a bit; thought Harley was the large bike for 1a; and had Schoolmaster pencilled in at 11d only because the letters fitted at the time.
After some moments of inspiration I corrected those and finished with 11d and finally 15a. A rare completion!
And I had TOPS of course – I agree superior to Boss.
COD to 23a. David
Edited at 2017-11-10 10:54 pm (UTC)
Boss (adjective) – Excellent
Boss (noun) – A knob or stud (i.e. a point that is raised)
I assume you’ve never come across the excellent “Solving the Times crossword” YouTube blogs regularly hosted by Magoo?
Stuart
Midas
I didn’t recognise Lee Marvin from the userpic but then I always confuse him with James Coburn anyway,
Rejecting “boss” as something too big for a “point” seems like an example of insisting that one meaning of “point” (the maths one) is the only one that matters. One Collins dictionary gives this usage example, in which a point must logically have enough room for two people: “As a mark of respect the emperor met him at a point several weeks’ march from the capital.”