Nothing much to unduly worry a seasoned solver – so long as he is fine with split infinitives and a splash of sexism – and, with no particularly tricky vocab or clueing approaches, I am going to stick my head out and recommend Quickie regulars have a go at this one, which I completed in 23 minutes.
ACROSS
1. TRAMP – T[ime] followed by RAMP.
4. DOG-EAT-DOG – EAT (work on chow) in DOG twice. Alun Armstrong hams it up in our first musical offering.
9. POLICEMAN – an anagram* of IN MALE COP and an &lit to boot (if you don’t think much of it).
10. TILDE – L in EDIT reversed.
11. EXODUS – double definition. The setter is being kind by eschewing Habakkuk, Nahum or Zechariah.
12. ALLERGIC – ERG in ALL and IC. Chambers has ‘reacting in an abnormally sensitive manner’ for allergic.
14. VALETUDINARY – an alternative to valetudinarian; here we have another anagrammatical &lit, with AN ADULT VERY* tossed about I (one) to give a person like the chap in Three Men in a Boat who got himself into a lather because the only ailment he didn’t have was Housemaid’s Knee.
17. WELL-TEMPERED – in music, to temper is to tune, so this clue is basically a bit of whimsy. You may like to listen to András Schiff strut his Bachian stuff at this year’s Proms.
20. REALISED – READ around S in LIE.
21. AFRICA – A + F (fine) + C (about) in reversal of AIR (atmosphere circulating around).
23. TOPIC – OP in TIC.
24. APATHETIC – A[ppalachian] + PATH + CITE reversed.
25. CROWS NEST – SNOW* in CREST. Winner of today’s MBC Award.
26. TOYED – TORY ED minus his or her R (Republican).
DOWN
1. TOP-HEAVY – OP in THE AV + Y. I had lop-sided at first and would be willing to bet I am not the only one, since I am far less unique than I aspire to be.
2. ALL SOULS – a bit of an in-joke feel to this, as All Souls College, Oxford, is arguably the most elite educational institution in the world. I had dinner there once and kept my mouth shut the whole time, fearful lest I should dispel any pretence of erudition I possessed on passing through its pinnacled portals.
3. PICK UP THE PIECES – I’m not convinced this works: while the musical part pretty much works, I think coming round and picking up the pieces a) don’t mean the same thing and b) involve a transitivity mismatch.
4. DAMP – MAD reversed + P (power).
5. GUNSLINGER – SNUG (a room sometimes found in a higgledy-piggledy style old English pub) reversed + LINGER. My last in as I was looking for a Hispanic word.
6. AT THE DROP OF A HAT – yes, another whimsical one…Moving swiftly along, savour the wit of Michael Flanders from the Flanders and Swann album of the same name.
7. DELUGE – LUG in DEE.
8. GREECE – GREE[n] + CE. I don’t know enough about Orthodoxy to challenge the proposition stated here, but it seems debatable.
13. ADULTERATE – ADULT + E + RATE.
15. ARTISTRY – [d]ART + IS + TRY.
16. ADVANCED – A + DANCED around V (volume).
18. ARCTIC – C in ARTIC.
19. SAPPHO – HAS reversed + O around PP. Sappho is currently poetess-in-residence at London Bridge.
22. PACT – P + ACT.
I was confusing it with valedictorian, which apparently is quite common among a certain type: http://hull-awe.org.uk/index.php/Valedictory_-_valetudinarian
come round = regain consciousness = pick up the pieces
I think that’s OK
And if I make another typo (toady it was “arctoc”), I might just ragequit
FOI 4ac DOG-EAT-DOG. LOI VALETUDINARY for no paricular reason.
COD 5dn GUNSLINGER from Coronation Street!
WOD 10ac TILDE
I do miss Lord Galspray and Professor McText – readying themselves I hope for the Ashes series, after their Indian Summer.
Edited at 2017-10-02 01:53 am (UTC)
Edited at 2017-10-02 05:03 am (UTC)
3d is weird. Chambers has an entry for it, and says “to restore (esp emotional) matters to their former equilibrium after they have been brought to disarray or collapse.” Come round hardly covers it either in the sense of recover consciousness or to reluctantly come to the same conclusion.
I was also going to complain about 22d PACT where I read the clue as “One’s agreed plane performance” and plane doesn’t give P. And yes, I have been to Specsavers.
I shall now be slightly ratty all day.
Edited at 2017-10-02 07:07 am (UTC)
Um, that’s a bit quick, isn’t it?
Edited at 2017-10-02 06:32 am (UTC)
I meant to mention that I share your doubts over PICK UP THE PIECES, which has also given me an Average White Band earworm.
No problem with valetudinary, thanks probably to Georgette H. It is an interesting word because it carries the unmistakeable air of being an insult, without being able to prove it is one; unlike (say) hypochondriac, which is unambiguous.
I knew VALETUDINARY but, surprisingly, had no idea of its meaning. I shall endeavour to use it at every opportunity from now on.
Edited at 2017-10-02 11:42 am (UTC)
For some unknown reason I have an image of J S Bach trying to take his Klavier on Ryanair as hand-luggage, being refused, and thus reduced to a state of being much less than well-tempered.
I agree with Kevin Gregg on Orthodox Church.
And it didn’t take me too long. David
Edited at 2017-10-02 09:22 pm (UTC)
And I agree, the “pick up the pieces” clue is poor.