I wonder how many of you will join me in donning the Dunce’s Hat today, and how many suffered from a terrible bout of vocalophobia (fear of vowels) in the SW corner.
ACROSS
1. SOBER – OBE in SR.
4. HOODWINK – [e]DWIN in HOOK.
8. CLAUSTROPHOBIA – anagram* of AT CLUB OR SHOP + I + A; not claustrophobic!
10. NOTORIOUS – O + RIO in NOT + US.
11. YAHOO – OO on HAY reversed.
12. COIN-OP – whimsical clue for a great British institution.
14. ANTEROOM – ANT + E + MOOR reversed.
17. UPPER-CUT – a type of pugilistic punch.
18. OBERON – [s]OBER + ON reversed.
20. IDOLA – plural of idolum; DO + L in IA. Generous cluing for those who had forgotten this one.
22. LEASTWISE – ‘at any rate’; E in LAST + WISE (way once)
24. APPLE CHARLOTTE – C (key) + HARLOT (working girl – no char here) in LATE PPE*. Clever, if rather wasted, wordplay.
25. HUMANELY – ‘with sympathy’; sounds like HUGH + MAINLY.
26. DWELT – WEL in DT; ‘well’ as in ‘They live well and vote Labour’.
DOWN
1. SECOND COUSIN – SECOND + [US in CO + IN].
2. BOAST – S in BOAT; a pram is a dinghy with a snub nose, as it were.
3. RESERVOIR – ERRORS + VIE*.
4. HEREON – E in HERON.
5. OPPOSING – OP + POSING.
6. WOOZY – WOO + ZY.
7. NEIGHBOUR – BORING + HUE*.
9. COMMENCEMENT – MEN + CE in COMMENT.
13. IMPROMPTU – um, it’s I’M PROMPT + U.
15. EMBATTLED – ‘in conflict’; E + MB + [r]ATTLED.
16. CURLICUE – CUR + U in LICE.
19. VAGARY – AG in VARY; seems so easy now…
21. ALLOA – ALL + O + A; a place known to most Sassenachs c/o James Alexander Gordon.
23. ISTLE – T in ISLE; more generous wordplay prevents further embarrassment.
As far as Penfold’s mini gripe about 4ac is concerned I didn’t have a problem with the idea behind it.
For some reason, took me forever to see HUMANELY and then I thought HUMAN must be the fellow and was trying to work out why ELY was “largely read aloud”. But I got there in the end. Solved on paper but probably about 25 mins.
I biffed CLAUSTROPHOBIA, having failed to spot that CLAUSTROPHOBIC was even a possibility, though I think I may have glimpsed “one with a” out of the corner of my eye. Or perhaps just subliminally?