LOI was that regular encounter in crossword puzzles (not so much in the real world any more, as far as I know?) HYDRO. Loads of contenders for clue of the day but I’ll give it to the lovely, smooth-surfaced charade at 14ac. Three cheers for the not at all 11ac or 27ac setter!
Across
1 Thinks about one’s exploits (7)
MISUSES – MUSES [thinks] about I’S [one’s]
5 “Land”: good advice if this is damaged? (7)
WINGTIP – WIN G TIP [land | good | advice], semi-&lit. Referring to the wing tip of a plane, not to a shoe, probably.
9 Panda or cat playing with polar bear’s tail (6,3)
PATROL CAR – (CAT + POLAR {bea}R*) [“playing”]
10 Fleece blooming clean! (2,3)
DO OUT – DO [fleece] + OUT [blooming]. Unfamiliar to me, though I recognise DO UP.
11 Render “disjointed” maybe with it? Hardly (5)
UNHIP – a HIP is a join, to UN-HIP would be to render dis-jointed. Maybe!
12 Maybe caution’s unlikely where work’s picked up? (9)
BOOKSTALL – BOOK [maybe caution (in a sporting context)] ‘S TALL [unlikely]
14 CCTV unit one joins to formulate viewers’ complaint (14)
CONJUNCTIVITIS – (CCTV UNIT I JOINS*) [“to formulate”]
17 Say nothing: fuss reveals condition (5,2,7)
STATE OF AFFAIRS – STATE O FAFF AIRS [say | nothing | fuss | reveals]
21 Be injected with elbow out? (3,4,2)
GET SHOT OF – double def, more or less (get shot of penicillin, vs get shot of unwelcome person)
23 Come by home with vicious dog (5)
INCUR – IN [home] with CUR [vicious dog]
24 Historically, love to do origami? (2,3)
OF OLD – O [love] + FOLD [to do origami]
25 Found cipher kit in a note (9)
ORIGINATE – O RIG IN A TE [cipher | kit | in | a | note]
26 Part I required for a VIP (7)
SOMEONE – SOME ONE [part | I]
27 Dreadful article: Times hits back (7)
ABYSMAL – A BY [article | times] + LAMS reversed [hits “back”]
Down
1 Parent with sullen look making plan (3,3)
MAP OUT – MA [parent] with POUT [sullen look]
2 Armstrong chats excitedly on leaving moon (7)
SATCHMO – (CHATS*) [“excitedly”] + MO{on} – Louis Armstrong, not the moon-suggested Neil
3 Big woolly Liberal’s joy, Pope having reformed (6,3)
SLOPPY JOE – SL [Liberal] + (JOY POPE*) [“having reformed”] – in my household a sloppy joe is something you eat, but it also seems to be a big jumper
4 Payment of 100k to be in crime identikit (4,7)
SICK BENEFIT – C K [one hundred | K] + BE in SIN E-FIT [crime | identikit]
5 Duke abandoning minor conflict (3)
WAR – WAR{d} [“minor”, with D abandoned]
6 Some dressed — unusually, on reflection? (5)
NUDES – hidden reversed in {dres}SED UN{usually} &lit
7 Prostitute grabbing prisoner got up as Henry IV (3-4)
TWO-PART – TART [prostitute] grabbing POW reversed [prisoner “got up”]
8 Harsh hiding Scrabble letters among foreign ones (8)
PITILESS – TILES [Scrabble letters] hidden among PIS [foreign letters]
13 Picture no longer having travelling fair around (3,2,6)
OUT OF AFRICA – OUT OF [no longer having] + (FAIR*) [“travelling”] + CA [around]. 1986 Meryl Streep film of the book.
15 Sex with flair: what a goer has? (9)
VIABILITY – VI [sex, as in the Roman number] + ability [flair]
16 One’s defensive error leads to defeat for the line (8)
ISOGLOSS – I’S O.G. [ones | defensive error] leads to LOSS [defeat]. An isogloss is a line on a map dividing, e.g. places where they pronounce “scone” correctly from places it rhymes with stone.
18 Boy topping class in music or poetry? (3,4)
ART FORM – ART [boy, as in Arthur] topping FORM [class]
19 Take back allegation about heads (7)
RECLAIM – CLAIM [allegation] (which) RE [about] heads
20 English author’s goldmine? (6)
ORWELL – OR WELL [gold | mine]
22 Screen series for audience in hotel (5)
HYDRO – homophone [“for audience”] of HIDE ROW [screen | series]
25 Cockney’s hollow word of encouragement (3)
OLE – a Cockney says ‘ole for hole
I certainly fell for the misdirection with VIABILITY. That one and GET SHOT OF my favourites
Another tricky and very enjoyable puzzle, when tackled sober.
Edited at 2017-03-24 07:44 am (UTC)
Relieved that ISOGLOSS got the thumbs up on submission. Thanks setter and V.
DO OUT in my experience means to redecorate a room or house rather than simply to clean it.
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FOI 23ac INCUR
DNK ISOGLOSS but enjoyed 14ac CONJUNCTIVITIS!
LOI 5ac WINGTIP after finally getting to grips with 10ac DO OUT and 8dn PITILESS. I was not enamoured by the Cockney’s hole at 25dn OLE!
COD was 9ac PATROL CAR and WOD HYDRO
Really good crossword – thank you setter – best of the week.
… as I hit the hour with two missing: PITILESS, and ISOGLOSS (u/k). Well, three missing really, as I wasn’t sure whether 26ac was demione, semione or hemione. Oops. I too always thought you ate a SLOPPY JOE, but what else could it be?
Edited at 2017-03-24 09:41 am (UTC)
Budapest for still existing HYDROs, and very good ones too.
Special mentions for the surfaces for SATCHMO and CON-thingy. Cold teabags the remedy for the latter, works every time.
How long before sex for VI becomes a chestnut? As yet, still raises a smile.
I failed, however, so a DNF in somewhere between 90 minutes and two hours, though I’d got the rest within 60 minutes. Bah.
Thanks to setter and blogger.
Anyway, penance is next up for me, I’m afraid, as I cheerfully bunged in “pityless”. Not a typo, just a sad indictment of my education.
I’ve managed to avoid doing out many rooms, but if I were told to do so, I’d take it in the spring cleaning sense and hire a Filipino. COD to Get shot of – sorry, Zed.
Edited at 2017-03-24 10:48 am (UTC)
Thanks setter and blogger.
Edited at 2017-03-24 11:59 am (UTC)
Edited at 2017-03-24 01:13 pm (UTC)
Confidently wrote in police car, too, but then tried to parse it, it wouldn’t, so spent the time to work it out.
Edited at 2017-03-24 02:57 pm (UTC)
36 years ago, as a new Tax Manager in the then largest firm of Accountants in the world (Arthur Andersen, long since gone), they held their annual UK Tax Partner/Manager meeting at Peebles Hydro in the Scottish Borders, so this was a write-in. I see that it is still functioning.
Just under 30 minutes, which is about the time it has taken me to type this with a defective keyboard. Thanks setter and V.
VI for sex seems common enough in the Sunday Times, but don’t remember seeing it in the weekday version? Liked that, art form, wingtip, and especially get shot of.
But also, as others have said, this style of clueing is extremely precise, mephisto style (although without the obscurities).
I lived in Scotland for years, and there are several famous hotels. The already mentioned Peebles Hydro, a Crieff Hydro. Never stayed at any of them (I was a student, we didn’t stay in hotels period) but they are well known names. Just for fun I googled “scottish hydro” to see if there were any others. Doh! Scottish Hydro is the electricity company in parts of Scotland (like in Canada), something I’d forgotten. Adding “hotel” led me to discover there is a Dunblane Hydro too, although it goes by the world’s most ungainly hotel name, the The DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Dunblane Hydro.
horryd Shanghai
Delightfully economical clueing. I raise my hat to the setter.
One thing – I may have missed the explanation in some of the comments, but can someone enlighten me as to why “O.G.” is a “defensive error”? Is it “off guard”?
MJS