If not, I am confident that both those in the expensive seats in the City and the Rhinebeck Estate and those in the cheap seats Down Under – not to mention those who pulled a few erhu strings to pull off a guanxi gatecrash in Shanghai – will put me straight. It’s always kind of refreshing – even pleasant in a slightly masochistic way, and I believe we all have our slightly masochistic side – when the role of putting me straight is performed by someone other than the person to whom I was spliced 25 years ago this July.
ACROSS
1. FARM – ’till’; initial letters of Feel Angry Raiding Merchant.
4. REDECORATE – ‘again do up property’; RE (note) + DECO RATE (cost of certain type of art?).
9. CORNFLOWER – ‘blooming thing’; FLOW (WOLF reversed) in CORNER. If you don’t think a corner is a shot, just ask David Seaman.
10. HOUR – O in HUR (Ben, as immortalised by Chuck Heston).
11. STRIKE – a clue embued with a certain whimsy where the literal is ‘impress’. Strikes always put me in mind of the 1970s, when the wonderfully named Sid “Wheel” Weighell was tasked with leading the National Union of Railwaymen. One has to wonder how many stoppages might have been averted if only negotiations with t’management had involved Rowan Atkinson, Jim Broadbent and co.
12. TWOPENCE – ‘limited cash’; PEN in TWOC + E. Twocking is apparently the extremely obnoxious act of *Taking Without Owner’s Consent* his or her motor. There is of course only one remedy for those who indulge in this activity.
14. FERN – FER (REF returned) followed by [grow]N.
15. OUTPATIENT – anagram* of UP TO ENT AT (‘travelling’ is here performing the anagrindational role) around I.
17. CHARIOTEER – Mr Hur from No. 10a is the ‘driver’ – you wouldn’t want to twock his wheels, I reckon; CHA + RIOTER around E (European capital).
20. TREK – [repor]T + RE (about) + K (king).
21. SPEEDIER – you have to channel Yoda to see how this works, as you need to look forward rather than back to secure the P (parking) in the ‘more squalid’, aka SEEDIER. To enter not difficult; to see not quite so easy.
23. BALZAC – C + AZ + LAB all reversed. I hang my head when I admit that my first thought was Bovary.
24. NOUS – NO US (absence of American). There are still some Guardian readers out there trying to shoehorn TRUMP in.
25. TRUCULENCE – ‘pugnacity’; U + LEN (Murray, perhaps, to help organise the strikes) + C in TRUCE.
26. SUPERSEDED – ‘replaced’; SUPER (superintendent) + SEDED (sounds like CEDED). Don’t you love it when the wordplay hands the spelling of an easily misspelled word to you on a plate. Other setters please note, especially when clueing AIREDALE.
27. TERM – Hilary (named after the 4th century Hilarius of Poitiers, evidently a Frenchman with a sense of humour) is what the term running from Jan to March is called at God’s Own University; I am given to understand that over at the Fenland Poly they use the prosaic Lent.
DOWN
2. APOSTLESHIP – Paul (nĂ© Saul) – apostle to the Gentiles (and indeed to the Jews as well); A POST on LE SHIP.
3. MONSIGNOR – ‘Catholic priest’; MOOR (fell) around N + SIGN.
4. RELIEVO – ELI in REVO (reversed OVER: ‘upset about’) gives another word for relief in its sense of projection of figures from a flat ground.
5. DOWN TO THE GROUND – ‘absolutely’; an expression mainly found in collocation with ‘suit’.
6. CORDOBA – DOB in CORA (similar vintage as LEN).
7. ACORN – A + CO + R[etaining] + N[ourishing].
8. EERIE – [b]EER (pint perhaps) + IE (that is).
13. CONVEYANCER – CONVEYANCE above R.
16. INTELLECT – LET + CLIENT* (‘stew’ doing the grinding).
18. OPIATES – O + PI[r]ATES; I don’t think I’ve come across ROVER as pirate (it can also refer to his/her conveyance).
19. REBOUND – or RE-BOUND.
21. SONGS – G in SONS; I’m surprised this got into a Quickie, let alone escaped from one.
22. EQUIP – E + QUIP; 21 down’s cousin – they made their break for freedom together.
Back to the cheap seats tomorrow. Thanks setter and U.
You can tell it’s a cryptic crossword when “fruit starting with A” must be ACORN.
Edited at 2017-02-20 01:36 am (UTC)
You really do need the cryptic for ‘relievo’, and I had to think a while to justify ‘cornflower’. This one was really a mixture of very easy clues and oddball constructions, and a bit UK-centric with TWOC and conveyancer.
This was a Monday where everyone appears to have had a splendid Time. Mine was 22 minutes with a very dodgy pen! (Scratch time!?) But there were a few difficult words and some decent cluing.
FOI 4ac REDECORATE LOI 9ac CORN(FLOWER)
COD 2dn APOSTLESHIP WOD TWOPENCE
Edited at 2017-02-20 04:05 am (UTC)
See below re old VF.
I adored Gary Lineker’s Tweet on Sweden!
12.58 (must be a PB)
TWOC was vaguely familiar, but I never knew that’s where it came from! No problem with BALZAC (name of our first dog, shortened to Zac, natch!). Dnk RELIEVO, but it had to be.
Of course the actual good solvers have already started to come in under 4 minutes so I’ll mention last night’s film night fare instead: a double bill of excellent Soviet-era bumbling official incompetence comedies from pre-household-name Milos Forman, “Loves of a Blonde” and “The Firemen’s Ball”. I laughed a lot!
I see Jason went sub-4, which ought to be a crime in itself.
Now here’s a weird thing. I don’t think I’ve ever had cause to use it, but TRUCULENCE for me has always been on the non-violent, sullen refusal to cooperate end of the violence spectrum, so pugnacity (much further along the spectrum) truculently refused to yield the answer it was supposed to, especially while THUG-something barged its away in. May have to rewrite my internal dictionary, and at my age that’s quite a task
Kudos to you on showing your face when a fellow championship competitor was 4.5 times faster.
Not that I am trying to rub it in or anything…
Glad to find I wasn’t the only one to finish with a shrug and a TERM as the only one unparsed.
Edited at 2017-02-20 09:45 am (UTC)
Edited at 2017-02-20 11:35 am (UTC)
edit: totally accidental foot pun! I meant HEALS fast!!!
Edited at 2017-02-20 12:46 pm (UTC)
RELIEVO was my last in, and the only place I had to rely heavily on wordplay. I didn’t need TWOC to solve 12ac but I remember it from past puzzles.
Come on, old vinegar-face and your bunch of under-achievers, see off lowly Sutton and lowly Lincoln and we’ll see you at Wembley.
The only element of our club that is downmarket is the detested owner, Roland Duchatelet, who has not attended a match at The Valley since 2014 and refuses to sell Charlton.
It was against Newcastle in the old second division in Keenan’s final season. 3-1 to the Toon, with goals by Waddle, Beardsley and McDermott.
But Keegan pretending to pull his hamstring in the warm-up in front of the away fans, where I was standing, will always be my abiding memory. The Entertainer.
Edited at 2017-02-22 11:58 am (UTC)
Newcastle scored two goals in the last three minutes (McD and B).
Interestingly, Rob Lee was playing for CAFC that day, 7 April 1984, and of course he later moved to the Toon and became somewhat of a legend there, I believe.
Both of my sons went to the University of Northumbria and I have fond memories of my visits to Newcastle, including The Strawberry and one or two other pubs.
Must have been fairly straightforward if I’m threatening the half-hour.
DNK RELIEVO but it sounded right.
Have always preferred Balzac to the other 19th century biggies – a bit more trenchant.
Time: About 35 mins.
Thank you to setter and blogger.
Edited at 2017-02-20 06:47 pm (UTC)
LOI was 4d where I see I got one letter wrong! Reliemo (about,upset =R…e and method =MO). Still a pleasing and for me quick solve. David
A pleasant enough start to the week, though. Just one that left me feeling old are tired.
Less laudable is that I spent some 38 minutes wringing the life out of this one, for no good reason that I can see in retrospect. The only NHO was RELIEVO, which just didn’t sound right to me – too much like a linguistically-challenged Northerner trying to communicate something to an Italian. (OK, apologies to any Northerners. And, indeed, any Italians.)