I have no idea who this setter is but I feel like I’ve blogged them before: although the cluing is straightforward there’s a great commitment to elegance. If you didn’t pay any attention to the quality of the surfaces at the time, being too busy solving, I urge you to go back and read down them: just try to find one that doesn’t feel like a real description in English of some kind of plausible real-world scenario. In my own idle attempts at setting I’ve found this to be so much harder to do than you’d think that I can only applaud the setter furiously here. Bravo!
I think it was one of those crosswords where three of the first four across went in straightaway, so FOI 1ac, but my LOI was 14ac, on the marginally amusing basis that I spent the entire puzzle with my brain convinced that Edam was the Swiss cheese with the holes, finally solving it by subtracting one of said holes (O) from the rodent. Any route that gets you there, I suppose, but there’s a strong argument that I need to get more sleep in my life, especially over the next seven days so I can be appropriately rested for the 22nd! I think my COD was 3dn, nicely terse, raised a little smile with the “speller”, and I have been known to enjoy a game of Scrabble. (A stymied Czech friend handed me the Words With Friends game on her phone the other day and I handed it back a few seconds later having played QUALIA across the top of AGENES. I think her opponent might have suspected something.) Anyway, to the school run with me, and over to all of you…
Across
1 Athletic son — rather fat, needing to lose pounds (6)
SPORTY – S [son] + PORT{l}Y [rather fat, “needing to lose” L (pounds)]
5 Something like gear expert removed from space missile (8)
SPROCKET – SP{ace} [ACE (expert) removed from SPACE] + ROCKET
9 Soldier died in company with second soldier (8)
COMMANDO – MAN D [soldier | died] in CO + MO [company (with) second]
10 Have lofty aims in reforming Persia (6)
ASPIRE – (PERSIA*) [“reforming”]
11 He curbed a working monastery finally in dissolution (10)
DEBAUCHERY – (HE CURBED A*) [“working”] + {monaster}Y [“finally”]
13 Register even now not opened (4)
TILL – {s}TILL [even now, “not opened”]
14 Think rodent’s wanting what looks like Edam cheese? (4)
MUSE – M{o}USE [rodent, “wanting” an O… a letter which resembles the roundest of cheeses]
15 Versatile cricketer in every short game (3-7)
ALL-ROUNDER – ALL ROUNDER{s} [every | “short” game]
18 Concerned with unruly teenager being morally reformed (10)
REGENERATE – RE [concerned with] + (TEENAGER*) [“unruly”]
20 Dog shows no sign of hesitation in lair (4)
SETT – SETT{er} [dog, minus ER (sign of hesitation)]
21 What’s regularly written in quatrain about Arab land (4)
IRAQ – Q{u}A{t}R{a}I{n}, taken “regularly” and then turned “about”
23 Polish scholar manages to get across runic in translation (10)
COPERNICUS – COPES [manages] “to get across” (RUNIC*) [“in translation”]
25 Standard some citizens ignore (6)
ENSIGN – hidden in {citiz}ENS IGN{ore}
26 Optical effect as normal: a line without focus? (8)
PARALLAX – PAR A L LAX [normal | a | line | without focus]
28 See very English stately home has rare furniture item (4,4)
LOVE SEAT – LO V E SEAT [see | very | English | stately home]
29 Show anxiety where Jack has to go on losing weight (6)
JITTER – J [Jack] + {w}ITTER [to go on, losing its W (weight)]
Down
2 Try for decrease in bishop’s area of responsibility (9)
PROSECUTE – PRO [for] + CUT [decrease] in SEE [bishop’s area of responsibility]
3 Scrabble with odd speller? (7)
RUMMAGE – RUM MAGE [odd | speller (as in one who casts spells)]
4 The old note in a foreign currency (3)
YEN – YE N [the “old” | note]
5 Upset about clubs making purchase of illegal drugs (5)
SCORE – SORE [upset] about C [clubs]
6 What could be tailored for wearer today? (5-2-4)
READY-TO-WEAR – (WEARER TODAY*) [“tailored”], &lit
7 Rope winder needs big characters to turn under the sun (7)
CAPSTAN – CAPS [big (as in upper case) characters] + TAN [to turn (brown) under the sun]
8 Register new part, the last to be taken up (5)
ENROL – N ROL{<—-E} [new | part, with the last letter rising to the top]
12 Blending fuel needs energy and location keeping cold (11)
COALESCENCE – COAL [fuel] + E [energy] + SCENE [location] “keeping” C [cold]
16 Land growing grass in spring, mostly (3)
LEA – LEA{p} [spring, “mostly”] – ETA: probably not actually LEA{k} as I at first and over-hastily assumed
17 Company needs boost — time to replace head of commerce (9)
ENTOURAGE – EN{c->T}OURAGE [boost, with T (time) replacing C{ommerce}]
19 Knight’s man leaves after last couple of games (7)
ESQUIRE – QUIRE [leaves (of paper)] after {gam}ES [“the last couple” of letters thereof]
20 Group eats shot pheasant, perhaps in cooking pot (7)
SKILLET – SET [group] “eats” KILL [shot pheasant, perhaps]
22 Uncovered wrong note in musical piece (5)
RONDO – {w}RON{g} [“uncovered”] + DO [note (as in do-re-mi)]
24 Seed attracts Italian songbird (5)
PIPIT – PIP [seed] “attracts” IT [Italian]
27 Clash over Indian government (3)
RAJ – JAR [clash] turned “over”
Anyway, yes, the easiest of the week, but it still took about 35mins for me, then I spent several minutes alphabet-running before throwing the towel in with PARALLAX left empty. Ho hum.
Oh, and thanks for parsing MUSE, very sneaky.
You will probably notice that I am no longer anonymous after encouragement from Messrs Galspray and Jack.
My LOI 14ac MUSE too – FOI 4dn YEN
COD 2dn PROSECUTE WOD DEBAUCHERY
19 minutes – under half the time of any other this week.
LOI was COALESCENCE, COD was RUMMAGE. I also enjoyed DEBAUCHERY, just not as much as Ulaca (obviously).
Thanks setter and Verlaine, have a good weekend everyone.
And welcome to the land of the living Horryd!
Your furry thing is adorable. I never saw one in Israel.
I was going to say that The Chagrin of the Kingfishers was a lesser known Hannibal Lecter novel.
Horryd welcome to avatar-land, I trust the bolt through your head is removable for sleeping comfortably?
MORAL: Never cross NtN.
I will be preparing a second image for use when the NtN becomes too much of a grind, in a generous shade of meldrew.
Pip, I must ask, does you head swivel the full 360 and Ulaca, I have always thought of your image as being a kangaroos arse, I may be wrong!?
What pray is it?
Isn’t it about time Verlaine updated his image? It must date from about 1893!
As ever
Anyway, surely as Times solvers we shouldn’t be allowed any living personages (except Her Majesty the Queen) in our avatars?
I do hope we’re not going to have a round of Mock the Avatar: that would be perfectly Horryd
Greatly enjoyed the rest (with the minor exception of 6d’s anagram; I’m with Pip on that one) and romped home, by my own poor standards, in 50 minutes, five minutes quicker than my only other finish this week, I think.
I did start idly looking for a pangram once I’d seen the J and the Q, but it seemed unlikely that my songbird LOI would be a PFPZT (presumably onomatopoeic?) so sanity prevailed.
Edited at 2016-10-14 09:30 am (UTC)
Perhaps it is possible to remember Copernicus was Polish by imagining how often you’d have to polish copper knickers, to keep them looking their best in the event of the wearer being hit by a bus.
Edited at 2016-10-14 08:36 am (UTC)
Edited at 2016-10-14 09:49 am (UTC)
Twee armies routed after definitely getting Bob’s number (10,5,5)
Edited at 2016-10-14 11:49 am (UTC)
Times were a-changing after definitely getting Bob’s number (10,5,5)
BTW, I thought your earlier comment about looking forward to Bob appearing in future puzzles was uncharacteristically heartless until I realised you had specified the TLS!
Fortunately, as you realised, entry criteria for the TLS are rather less taxing.
Say it ain’t so Sawbill!
Under Any Other Business, the latest never-knowingly-undersold TLS blog is up and available. It’s unmissable (if you don’t read it, you won’t miss it).
http://times-xwd-times.livejournal.com/1610674.html?view=59786162#t59786162
Appreciate it has nothing to do with this forum, but just wondered how many people are enjoying the latest Rainbow Charity puzzle (Mixed Doubles). It’s a fine mix of crossword type clues with plenty of penny-dropping moments…
Gandolf 34
LOI was 2dn: my first thought was to base something on DIOCESE, and when I had the P, PROVINCE – dunno why I didn’t see SEE at once. I liked SPROCKET too, my FOI.
Pleased to see you at last, horryd !
‘Parallax’ is an important motif in Ulysses, so it was a write-in for me – nothing like a literary background for picking up scientific concepts!
I didn’t know the required meanings of dissolution and regenerate or that copper-knickers was Polish.
I’m surprised that V didn’t mention Toad the Wet Sprocket, an initially fictitious band that is now a real one.
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Alan QC improved
Edited at 2016-10-14 09:50 pm (UTC)
Incidentally I’m almost certainly missing something obvious but I don’t understand PROSECUTE = “try”, since the former surely falls to the executive and the latter to the judiciary.
Anyway, ODO ‘try 2.1’ has ‘investigate [and decide] a formal legal case’ (going from memory!), which has as one of its example sentences: ‘Attorneys who try cases at the courthouse said they had not seen him wearing it before.’
Failed comprehensively on PROSECUTE, and equally on MUSE. Like Ulaca, I enjoyed DEBAUCHERY, though not recently.