And of course I also fell straight into the trap at 22 across during my 29 minutes.
ACROSS
1. BUSY LIZZIE – BUSY + ZZ + I in LIE.
5. SCOT – CO in ST.
9. MILITIAMEN – anagram* of TIME IN LIMA.
10. CODA – CO-DA.
12. IN LOCO PARENTIS – IN + LOCO + ENT in PARIS.
14. CHEERY – HE in CE + RY.
15. CHINLESS – CHIN + L in NESS.
17. UNTAPPED – two definitions, one whimsical.
19. FIASCO – A in IS in FCO.
22. AFOREMENTIONED – FOREMEN in A[c]TION + ED.
23. INTO – NT in I + O.
25. VINEGARISH – VINE + GAR[n]ISH – my LOI and COD.
26. EARN – sounds like URN.
27. ENGAGEMENT – a gig is a boat as well as a concert/engagement, so it works with the naval battle surface.
DOWNS
1. BUMP – BUM + P[ilot].
2. SILENCE – ‘put an end to’; Hamlet’s last words are ‘The rest is silence’, followed by a few Os.
3. LITHOGRAPHER – HER LIGHT OP[e]RA*.
4. ZEALOT – Z[air]E + A LOT.
5. ICE YACHT – EACH CITY*.
7. CHORTLE – T + L in CHORE; Carroll’s portmanteau of ‘chuckle’ and ‘snort’.
8. TRANSISTOR – S in TRANSIT + O + R.
11. REINVIGORATE – RE + IN + VIGO + RATE.
13. ACCUSATIVE – CU + SA in ACTIVE.
16. VENETIAN – NE in NATIVE*.
18. TROTTER – Napoleon in Animal Farm had four trotters to stand on, and Rodney Trotter was Delboy’s nephew bwuvver in Only Fool and Horses. Post-war English culture in 8 words.
20. STERILE – ER in STILE.
21. ATHENA – hidden; literal is ‘source of practical skills’.
23. WHAT – as a relative pronoun ‘what’ means ‘the thing’, as in ‘What England need is talent’.
Since you asked, you choose an appropriate par time (mine is 20 minutes), you get a birdie for each full minute under par, a bogey for every two minutes over par, and a mistake is a triple bogey.
The tournament is strokeplay over five rounds, Monday to Friday.
Nice crossword today. COD to TROTTER even though half the clue was meaningless to me. And I always thought IN LOCO PARENTIS had something to do with kids driving you crazy.
Thanks setter and U.
I like a target…
(note to non golfers: we make it sound more complicated than it really is).
Not at all fond of “hairpin bends”: bit of a yawn?
And to Galspray: yes, insanity is hereditary … you get it from your kids. So now bring on a bunch of schoolboy Latin translations? Let’s start with “Moderatum in Omnibus” (No Standing on the Upper Deck).
It’s too late in life for me to be interested in learning the intricacies of golf scoring, so the suggested system is not for me.
FOI MILITIAMEN LOI 23dn WHAT(I’d had it as WATT initially)
Ulaca – what was trap at 22ac?
COD 18dn TROTTER (Only Fools and Horses – try the videos).
WOD ICE YACHT – much like a nice yacht but further north!
horryd Shanghai
My only trouble was biffing “accusation” at 13d for a while, but I had a feeling it was wrong, so when 26a didn’t fall I quickly went back and figured it out, and those were my LOsI.
Some luck involved — I should probably have taken the time to go back and parse my biffs — but I think I’m going to take a Napoleonic attitude to luck today. Thanks to both setter and blogger.
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Rather elegant, this one, I thought, without being overly taxing. Fooled me into thinking I might struggle with the dread word plant first off, and trying to kick off with a P at 1d (wrong end of the clue for definition), wondering whether an UNK was a collision.
Loved definition 2 of TROTTER, but wondered whether we might get a blast from those who disapprove of “popular culture” for the first. When does a sitcom become classical enough?
My par time is around 15 minutes but under this scoring system I would regularly post scores like 7 under or 12 over par.
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you?
Our true average solving times for these things are likely to be slower than we imagine, because there is more variability on the slow side. It is far more common for me to be 10 minutes slower than average than 10 minutes faster.
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In my case, I chose 20m because for me that represents a “successful” solve. I suspect my average time would be well over 20m. As you say, there’s a lot more room on the high side than the low side, which I partly accounted for in my system.
And of course this is all a bit like deciding which way to walk around a lake, in that it doesn’t actually matter one bit!
But you need to give yourself some room on the low side as well, so I’d have you pencilled in for a 12-minute par. Subject to ratification by chief handicapper Ulaca of course.
A few things mentally pencilled in and later confirmed by checkers, including ATHENA, who I always thought was the goddess of tennis players who couldn’t afford underwear.
Here’s the poster for those not of a certain age, or not, as in Sotira’s case, informed of such things by their parents.
[WARNING: Barely safe for work]
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No real problems and a satisfying start to the week, despite being too fixated with 1a until the “Z” fell into place.
Apologies for the blog title too. Youngest son home from university has E4 on all the time, and I’ve got sweet on Megyn Price. Don’t tell him though.
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FOI trotter LOI cheery COD silence/Venetian/what were the best of a rum lot.
Thought CODA was rather neat, but COD to the excellent Rodney. Thanks U and setter – all jolly good fun.
Massive biffs for IN LOCO P, AFOREMENTIONED, ENGAGEMENT and TRANSISTOR, and a bit of scribbling to change ACCUSATION to ACCUSATIVE.
My target time is probably 12/13 minutes so I’ll happily join the clubhouse leaders on 4 under.
Can I suggest that to find a par score, one should use the median, rather than the mean (average). This gives a much better indication of the ‘centre’ of a set of distributed results, and reduces the impact of occasional disasters. If you are using a spreadsheet (like Keriothe), sort your results by order of time taken, and pick the value halfway down. You can also do this by hand, but it takes a lot longer.
And in loco parentis must surely be “my dad’s an engine driver”
the old ones are the best ones
gradese
That was one of my two CODs, the other being ACCUSATIVE. 49m 45s mostly because I was held up by ICE YACHT and CHINLESS.
“Per Ardua Ad Astra”: I wish these Vauxhalls had power steering!
Ken Squire
What date are the Times Finals this year?
I’ve never actually watched more than a couple of minutes of OF&H, but that was just enough for me to associate TROTTER with Rodney.
horryd Shanghai