A microcosm of England at its best, which sadly seems to be when we have a Johnny Foreigner at the helm. Does Eddie Jones have a brother who could have a go at raising the round-ball team from laughing stock to the kind of good old fashioned mediocrity that served us all so well in the past?
Oh, and as for Brexit, I find myself with Noel Gallagher, who, in redacted form, is of the opinion that this sort of thing is best left to the politicians to decide. After all, there must be some reason we pay them…
ACROSS
1. BIG-DEAL – GREAT + DEAL (a port in Kent near Sandwich); the literal is ‘So what!’
5. ALCOPOP – COP (‘rozzer’; ancient slang for a policeman, much like its better known cruciverbal cousin ‘tidy’) in A + LOP.
9. PEA – PEA[r].
10. TEMPUS FUGIT – anagram* of MUST GET UP IF.
11. ALTERING – RING with ALT (computer key) + E (musical key).
12. ONWARD – literal ‘ahead’; I managed to put ‘inward’, which I’m putting down to the jet lag, since it will have reached its expiry date as an excuse by the next time I blog.
15. EARN – sounds like ‘urn’. Which reminds me of the dreadful joke ‘What’s a Grecian urn?’ / ‘I don’t know – I’m too polite to ask’. I said it was dreadful.
16. FAIR DINKUM – a write-in for any Antipodean of even average intelligence, which doesn’t exclude too many, I think it’s fair to say. IF I AM DRUNK*. Literal ‘just (as in equitable) in Australia’.
18. MISCELLANY – IS + CELL (‘container of honey’) in MANY (‘heaps’) .
19. PELT – literal is ‘hide’ (as in animal skin); ‘shower’ needs here, I think, be taken as a verb, as in ‘The seats showered down onto the pitch after the team’s elimination’. I have a slight problem with this, as ‘pelt’ typically refers to rain, snow and hail, while ‘shower’ typically refers to anything bar the above. Maybe I am missing something.
22. AROUSE – literal ‘thrill’ (verb); [mistres]S in A + ROUE (The Sound of Music’s libertine in ‘16 going on 17’).
23. DYNAMITE – a very nice cryptic definition, which was far too good for me.
25. LOVE HANDLES – LOVE + HANDLES.
27. EAT – hidden; literal ‘put away’.
28. SINGLET – LET follows SING (‘grass’ as in rat on); literal ‘jersey’. I always thought a singlet was a vest – with short sleeves, typically – and that a jersey was a pullover – with long sleeves – but I am no dedicated follower of fashion, as Ray Davies might put it.
29. TREASON – ONES RAT*.
DOWNS
1. BIPLANE – literal ‘flier’; PLAN in B[e]I[g]E.
2. GRAN TURISMO – GRANT (general turned president) + [Leon] URIS + MO.
3. ENTIRE – IRE on ENT.
4. LAMENTABLE – ‘woeful’; LA MEN TABLE. As groanworthy wordplay goes, this is on a par with my Greek joke.
5. ARUM – A + RUM for a perennial plant, at least in the crossword sphere. I have no idea what one looks like in real life, and if I look it up on Google, I would forget almost immediately, so will persist in my state of blissful ignorance.
7. PIG – literal ‘gannet’ (as in one who stuffs his or her face), consisting of two crossword ‘goods’ (PI + G[ood]).
8. POTSDAM – reversal of MAD and STOP for the place best known for its conference.
13. ANKLE-BITERS – [princ]E + ALBERTS KIN* gives the Aussie/US slang terms for children.
14. GRANNY FLAT – NY + FLA in GRANT (making its second appearance).
17. HERSCHEL – literal ‘astronomer (Sir John of that ilk); HERS + CHEL[sea].
18. MEASLES – A + S[ocia]L in SEEM reversed; literal ‘disease’. Good clue.
20. TRENTON – TRENT (‘rover’) + ON (‘next to’, as in ‘They live on the ocean’); capital of New Jersey.
21. DASSIE – a shrew-like mammal, most improbably related to the elephant (also known as hyrax, a useful Scrabble word); ASS (‘equine’) in DIE (‘peter out’).
24. KNIT – K + NIT.
25. VAN – double definition.
Edited at 2016-07-04 04:51 am (UTC)
Not happy with SINGLET as a jersey (28ac). I’m wearing a genuine Australian one now and it’s what Poms call a vest and is better known here as a Jackie Howe: http://jackiehowe.com.au/3.html.
Or, sometimes, the less PC “wife beater”. Though, to be fair, the Oxfords allow non-Oz meanings. The words “instead of” might be important in this context:
“chiefly Brit. a sleeveless garment worn under or instead of a shirt”.
Now I think on … there’s also the sleeveless Australian football jersey/guernsey which is somewhat singlet-like.
Equally unhappy with FAIR DINKUM as “just”.
It’s more like “genuine” (adj), or “Really?” (interrogative), or “I kid you not!” (exclamatory).
Comes from the Vic. goldfields; “dinkum” being a corruption of a Chinese word for “gold”.
Or so I’ve been told.
The entry for “dinkum” in Ramson (AND) is interesting: http://australiannationaldictionary.com.au.
Would have got TRENTON a bit quicker had it got a mention in a Springsteen song.
On edit, there’s this: https://www.discogs.com/Bruce-Springsteen-Greetings-From-Trenton-NJ/release/3829831
Edited at 2016-07-04 06:48 am (UTC)
Rob
I don’t think of 28ac SINGLET as particularly Aussie. Back in the day in Blighty we wore them for PE – but they had to be white!
16ac FAIR DINKUM (WOD) certainly is Oz-speak but I am told it is only used by persons over the age of over 105!
I got home bang on 30 minutes. My last two in were 23ac DYNAMITE and 21dn DASSIE – here I was initially looking for anagram of the word SAFE (Peter out). FOI 7dn PIG and then quickly all the other three letter offerings.
COD 10ac TEMPUS FUGIT
Nice n’easy Monday with interesting anagrams aplenty – but wasn’t to sure about the use of Salad in 18ac. My Mum’s salads were hardly a miscellany!
horryd Shanghai
Use it all the time and hear it down at the Mundijong pub every other day.
What’s a Grecian urn? …… whatever the Germans pay them.
I got DYNAMITE fairly quickly, which made DASSIE fall into place even though I’d not heard of it. It’s a good job I’d vaguely heard the name HERSCHEL, as I had to come here to get the “team” wordplay. That was my second-from-last-one in, with my LOI being PELT, which took me a few more minutes to work out than one might expect. COD LAMENTABLE, for the groan factor.
Thanks, as ever, for the enlightenment.
Edited at 2016-07-04 09:04 am (UTC)
DASSIE’s made up, inserted into the dictionary overnight under that secret arrangement the Times has with Collins, Chambers et al. It’ll have disappeared by tomorrow, mark my words.
Oh, and Jersey, sleeves. Singlet, no sleeves. Some singlets, not much of anything. Not that it matters that much, especially if I can be allowed INWARDS. Fair dinkum.
Edited at 2016-07-04 09:32 am (UTC)
No complaints though, should have got DYNAMITE from the checkers. Nice work again setter.
Ulaca, funny you should mention it, I think Australia’s best football coach across all codes is Ange Postecoglou, coach of the national soccer team. He could probably move to London and share a flat with Eddie Jones and Trevor Bayliss.
I mentioned last week that we’re happy to throw in Tony Abbott as well to help the Tories out. In fact you can keep him if you want.
Politics wise, you have that woman too, so I reckon you beat us on the political management as well as the sporting management front.
Mind you, Corbyn counts double, no?
Hoped I get a comment from a fair dinkum Aussie.
I’m just working on experience as a blow-in cunning linguist.
GeoffH
Aided by popular culture today – GRAN TURISMO from the video game and POTSDAM from the reference to Potsdamer Platz in Bowie’s Where Are We Now?
DNF on the same 2 as everyone else, otherwise not too hard.
Rob
I’m trying to work out whether the fact that I remembered DASSIE from somewhere is a positive indicator for the quality of my memory; or the fact that I can’t remember where I remember it from is a negative indicator.
Edited at 2016-07-04 09:12 pm (UTC)
BIFD because what else and saw the anagrist. Very rare I come to the blog and still leave confused!!!!
BFGee
Anagrind: awful
This was one of those slinking, lowdown puzzles that lure you in with write-ins like VAN and then when they’ve got you all relaxed go and slosh you round the head with complete unknowns like DASSIE. Most of it took me 20 mins, but the chewy stuff I did in bits and bobs through the evening. Fair dinkum to the setter.