Solving time: 58 minutes
Probably the most difficult puzzle I’ve had to blog since I took over the Wednesday slot. A bit like sticking your head in a bucket of water: horrible at the time but feels good when it’s over. I’d have been stuffed on 21ac if I hadn’t suspected the double pangram early on. A very highly crafted puzzle.
| Across | |
|---|---|
| 1 | ZIPPER. Two defs. Some prefer ‘zip’ and ‘flies’ for the fastener. Jim Royle: “The cage is open but the beast is asleep”. |
| 4 | UPBRAIDS. U, as so often, for ‘posh’; PB (lead) for the heavy metal, RAIDS for busts. The def is ‘carpets’, admonishes. |
| 10 | LIE DOWN. Anagram of ‘Now idle’. |
| 11 | ANGU(I)S,H. The Scots division (local government area) is Angus, once known as Forfarshire; as in the great football result: East Fife 4, Forfar 5. Also includes the inimitable Brechin City (wilderness years, 1906 to the present). |
| 12 | HOAX. Last letters of ‘with two aquaria’; X for ‘ten’. The def is ‘cod’, trick. |
| 13 | GOODS TRAIN. GO (proceed); OD (take too much); STRAIN (tax). |
| 15 | KI(LOVO)LTS. The bracketed bit is V (very, briefly) in the LOO. And: see title. |
| 16 | Omitted. Though it is a bit fishy, you could probably catch it by sheer serendipity. |
| 18 | CIDER. This is RIDER with a C for the initial R (right, hand). |
| 19 | GUFF,AWING. The crack is a joke. |
| 21 | ART,AXER,XES. Drawing → ART; lumberjack → AXER with a SEX (relations) reversal. Any of several Kings of Persia. Never heard of him. |
| 23 | SNUB. Turned up, as in retroussé. Reversal of BUNS. |
| 26 | ON THE Q T. Take ‘This tone’ and drop the IS (one’s lacking). So anagram of TH+TONE around Q. The def is ‘in confidence’. Is there any other expression that goes (2,3,1,1)? |
| 27 | ZER,MATT. ZERO minus its last. Somewhere in Switzerland. |
| 28 | TIMIDEST. Lift and separate ‘paper towel’; so the badge (ID) is in this paper (TIMES), plus the initial of ‘Towel’. |
| 29 | JERKIN. The letters J and K come after I, alphabetically. They include ER (our leading lady who’s about to turn up in 1dn). IN is in the clue before the def: ‘jacket’. |
| Down | |
|---|---|
| 1 | ZIL,CH. Here she is! Then Cold and Hot (taps). |
| 2 | P(REV)A,I,LED. I LED after PA packs his gun (REV, verb: as in to gun one’s engine). |
| 3 | Omitted. You can get sore looking up at it. |
| 5 | Ps AND Qs. S’posed to sound like ‘Pisan queues’. Ho ho! |
| 6 | RIGHT OF WAY. OK → ‘righto’; WAY (method) containing F for ‘following’. |
| 7 | I,BIZ,A. BIZ is ‘deals, informally’. |
| 8 | SCHÖNBERG. Arnold, Austrian composer. Anagram of ‘song Brecht’ minus T (‘timeless’). |
| 9 | UN,ROLL. A successful run, when you’re on it, is a roll. (The clue reminded me of Nicole Kidman; but then many things do.) |
| 14 | OVER,EX,TEND. Done → OVER; former → EX; nurse → TEND. |
| 15 | KICK ABOUT. Anagram of ‘1 back to UK’. |
| 17 | UNION JACK. ‘College’ → UNI; ‘working’ → ON; ‘to raise’ → JACK. |
| 19 | G(YR)ATES. Yr, abbrev. for ‘younger’, in GATES (wickets). |
| 20 | FREEZE. Peg, as in fix (prices). Sounds like ‘frieze’. |
| 22 | TOTEM. Reverse inclusive. |
| 24 | BATON. Reverse inclusive from the regular letters in ‘aNnOy TeAm By’. |
| 25 | BRIE |
Total Scrabble score for this puzzle: 230dn + 232ac = 462.
Highest scoring column or row: ZILCH / KICK ABOUT = 40.
Verdun 2, Troyes 4 🙂