ACROSS
1 GREAT APE Ins of EAT (breakfast) in GRAPE (chardonnay, perhaps) I could almost hear Johnny Weissmuller (yes, Uncle Yap is of that generation 🙂 thumping his chest and bellowing his famous call in the jungle
5 SPLASH Ins of P (page) in SLASH (cut)
9 MONKEY NUT Cha of MON (Monday) KEY (clue) NUT (psycho)
11 LOTUS Ins of U (classy) in LOTS (a whole bunch)
12 THIRSTY Ins of S (last letter of gallonS) in THIRTY (30 figure)
13 GAZETTE Ins of Z (letter Z, variable in algebra) & ET (film) in GATE (opening) Ooops, typo now corrected
14 GENERATION X’ER Ins of X (vote) in *(in teenager or) Generation X n the people who became adults in the early 1990s, considered apathetic or sceptical about traditionally held beliefs and values, esp relating to work and the family.
16 BELISHA BEACON Ins of ELISHA (prophet) & BE (to live) in BACON (Francis Bacon 1909 – 1992) A Belisha beacon is a yellow globe lamp atop a tall black and white pole, marking pedestrian crossings of roads in the United Kingdom, Ireland and in other countries historically influenced by Britain. It was named for Leslie Hore-Belisha (1895-1957), the Minister of Transport who in 1934 added beacons to pedestrian crossings.
20 CAST OFF CAS (rev of SAC, bag) TOFF (aristo)
21 DROPPER DR (doctor) COPPER (metal) minus C, cleverly indicated by defaced … for a dispenser of eye-drops
23 STICK dd
24 LARCENIST *(clarinets) for a petty thief or nicker
25 ASHORE Sounds like A SURE and out of the blue ocean
26 APOPLEXY A + ins of PLEB (peasant) minus B in POXY (pathetic)
DOWN
1 rha deliberately omitted
2 ENNUI Ins of U (universal, a certificate designating a film that people of any age are allowed to see) in TENNIS (sport) minus first and last letters; feeling of weariness or languor; boredom;
3 TREASON ERITREA (country) minus ER (the Queen) & I + SON (issue)
4 PENNY DREADFUL PENNY (girl) + ins of READ (studied) F (female) in DULL (uninteresting) minus L
6 PALAZZO Rev of OZ (Australian) ins of LA (large area) in ZAP (destroy) Italian palace, often one converted into a museum; a house built in this style.
7 ANTITOXIN Cha of AN TIT (avian creature) OX (bovine) IN
8 HOSTELRY Ins of E (last letter of alE) in *(shortly)
10 TIGHT-HEAD PROP TIGHT (tired and emotional) HEAD (director) PROP (stage item) in rugby, the prop forward on the right of the front row of the scrum in either team.
14 GOLDSMITH What a lovely cd for Oliver Goldsmith (1730-1774), Anglo-Irish man of letters, poet and playwright who wrote, inter allia, The Vicar of Wakefield & She Stoops To Conquer.
15 ABSCISSA Cha of A B.SC (bachelor of science, degree) IS SAY minus Y
17 SNOOKER cd
18 CLOSE-UP Ins of LOSE (drop) in CUP (hole on the golfing green)
19 PRETTY dd
22 PRIDE Cha of P (last letter or toe of gaP) RIDE (trip) alluding to the saying, Pride comes before a fall paraphrased from Proverbs 16:18 “Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall”
Key to abbreviations
dd = double definition
dud = duplicate definition
tichy = tongue-in-cheek type
cd = cryptic definition
rev = reversed or reversal
ins = insertion
cha = charade
ha = hidden answer
*(fodder) = anagram
* Drunk.
Probably too UK-centric to suit everyone, but I very much enjoyed it. CODs to DROPPER and PRETTY.
Took far too long for this golfer to get CUP = green hole. First in TREASON, then PENNY DREADFUL, LARCENIST, CAST OFF… Was pencilling in PRISE as a desperate guess for the last one when PRIDE popped into my head as I began to write the “S”!
T-HP, BB and GX all entered without full understanding of the wordplay.
Thought perhaps we were heading for a double pangram with the Zs, but it didn’t materialise.
I did check “monkey not,” “belisha beacon,” and “tight-head prop” on Google, but, in each case, the answer was my first guess, so I do not feel that I cheated.
I don’t mind the Britishisms if they can be solved by some means other than knowing them.