33:22. I started quickly on this, and had the first third or so done in about five minutes, but things changed dramatically after that. The rest of the clues proved much more resistant, particularly 9ac, 3dn and 5dn, which took an inordinate amount of time on their own at the end. I thought for a while I was going to fail completely on 5dn, but I got there eventually by trawling the alphabet.
As usual this was a very high quality puzzle from Dean and a perfect challenge for a Sunday morning. And 15ac is a thing of beauty.
| Across |
| 1 |
Military leader compared to short female
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AGATHA – AGA (military leader), THAn. |
| 5 |
I thought so — such cars may be unreliable |
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SOCRATES – SO, CRATES. This was my first in, because ‘crates’ for unreliable motors occurred to me straight away. Lucky because the definition is cunningly hidden. |
| 9 |
Backed row about museum’s fencing? |
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EVASION – NOISE (row) reversed around the V&A. This was one of my last in, partly because I thought ‘fencing’ was a containment indicator, and partly because I didn’t think of the V&A for a long time. |
| 10 |
Standing about, invest energy |
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REPUTE – RE (about), PUT (invest), E. |
| 11 |
Sign book
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MARK – DD. |
| 12 |
Seize good girl for education in rock |
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SPIRIT AWAY – S(PI, RITA)WAY. ‘Pi’ for ‘good’ appears regularly, and regularly elicits objections on the grounds that ‘good’ and ‘sanctimonious’ are not synonymous. To me ‘pi’ means ‘a word for good that is only found in crosswords’ so it obviously doesn’t bother me. ‘Girl for education’ cunningly references the play and Julie Walters/Michael Caine film I have never seen. For some reason I can never quite get out my head the notion that Willie Rushton wrote Educating Rita. |
| 13 |
22 years old in CV he falsified |
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CASH ON DELIVERY – (YEARS OLD IN CV HE)*. Another cunningly disguised definition, this time the solution to 22dn which is an abbreviation of this one. |
| 15 |
Miss out on prince’s arrival |
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SLEEPING BEAUTY – CD, and a very fine one it is too. |
| 17 |
Eat in sterile office
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PREFECTURE – P(REFECT)URE. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen ‘refect’ used other than in the form ‘refectory’. |
| 19 |
Surrounded by morning papers |
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AMID – AM, ID. ID for ‘papers’ is a Pavlovian solving response in anyone who’s spent more time doing these things than is reasonable. |
| 20 |
When talking, would you let me drink? |
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MAI TAI – sounds like ‘might I?’ For the optimal MAI TAI experience, take white rum, dark rum, orange curacao, orgeat syrup and fresh lime juice. Shake all the ingredients with ice, then pour down the sink and make yourself a proper drink. |
| 21 |
Likely to touch hat without pretence |
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TACTILE – T(ACT)ILE. TILE for ‘hat’ is another automatic crossword response and another word I never encounter in the real world. |
| 23 |
Untidy, squalid room full of cloth and girl’s skirts |
STRAGGLY – ST(RAG, GirL)Y. |
| 24 |
Engagement rings available as present
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DONATE – D(ON)ATE. ‘Off’ for ‘unavailable’ is common (in restaurants, for example), but ON for ‘available’? I’m not so sure. No doubt I’m missing the point. |
| Down |
| 2 |
Country garden oddly given nothing |
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GRENADA – odd letters in GaRdEn, then NADA. |
| 3 |
One spiked boot embodies support — button it |
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TRACK SHOE – T(RACK, SH)OE. This was one of my last in: it took me much longer than it should have done to see both the definition and TOE meaning ‘kick’. |
| 4 |
Clay, material in pots |
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ALI – contained (‘potted’) in ‘material in’. A super clue with another cleverly disguised definition, using the beginning of the sentence to disguise the name. |
| 5 |
IT business unsuitable for setter? |
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SUNRISE INDUSTRY – CD. A ‘new and rapidly growing industry, often based on electronics’ according to Chambers. Not a term I knew, perhaps because it’s fallen out of use as companies in the relevant industries have graduated from plucky fresh-faced challengers to dominant global behemoths crushing all before them. It took me a long time to get past dogs and crossword compilers to the right kind of setter, so this was my last in. |
| 6 |
Bananas provided in cereal — bit strange |
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CERTIFIABLE – IF (provided) contained in an anagram of CEREAL BIT. |
| 7 |
A hotel in mountain area |
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ALPHA – ALP,(H)A. Yet another cunning definition. |
| 8 |
Translated, say, true form of English
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ESTUARY – (SAY TRUE)*. See here. |
| 12 |
Dismiss or, initially confused, await dismissal |
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SEND PACKING – fancy that, a spoonerism that doesn’t mention the Reverend. |
| 14 |
Discharge? No, it’s a star rising |
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EMANATION – reversal of NO, IT, A, NAME. |
| 15 |
Alert without old boy’s help
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SERVANT – obSERVANT. Help in this sense. |
| 16 |
Move to block explosive weapon
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TRIDENT – T(RIDE)NT. |
| 18 |
Overweight wife given a death sentence?
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FATWA – FAT, W, A. The question mark signals a definition by example: other FATWAs are available. |
| 22 |
Caught taking too much fish
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COD – C, OD. Is OD indicated by ‘too much’ or ‘taking too much’? Either will do. |
Battled on and was finally stumped by 5dn, 15ac and several others went in with a shrug of incomprehension. Masterful stuff, as ever, and thanks for a superb blog Keriothe.
Torn for COD between the Spooner-free Spoonerism, the COD (the other kind) pairing and the SLEEPING BEAUTY.
In one of Martin Jarvis’ memorable readings of the William Brown stories, William pronounces SO-CRATES just so. Ever since hearing it, I’ve found it hard to say the name any other way.
Great blog, keriothe. Thank you. I enjoyed your take on how to make the perfect MAI TAI as much as I enjoyed the clue (which was a lot).
Edit: I forgot to mention another feature of this puzzle — something I always look for and almost never see: one clue, one line. A triumph of concision which is indeed most outstanding.
Edited at 2015-06-07 11:04 am (UTC)
In homage to William, not to mention Bill & Ted, I insist in pronouncing Socrates the same way.
P.S. Re: 24ac, in one of my former lives as a licensee, I was regularly asked by beer-drinkers “Is the [insert guest ale of choice] on?”.
Edited at 2015-06-07 10:04 am (UTC)
Wish I’d read up on the SOCRATES thing, might have tried something different, but it does remind me of a former work colleague who suggested the Greek god of television was called Radiotimes. Right wag, was Trevor.
Love to all.
It wasn’t So Crates who thought, it was his younger brother Des. Therefore, he is the solution.
Rob