On the rare occasions that I make the journey down south to visit my family, we like to spend some time gathered around a crossword, pooling our collective resources. I was down there between Christmas and New Year, so I saved this festive offering for just that occasion. As a result, I can’t give any meaningful solving time for it.
We took our time over it, but still managed to get one wrong. For 56a, our last one in, we put HEAT (’round’) , which I was never happy with as there didn’t seem to be any justification for ‘Don’t miss’.
All in all an enjoyable solve, both for the company and for Dean’s expert construction as always.
cd = cryptic def., dd = double def., rev = reversal, homophones are written in quotes, anagrams as (–)*, and removals like this
Across | |
---|---|
1 | IN SEARCH OF LOST TIME = (THIS MILESTONE FOR A C |
11 | LEAR – hidden |
13 | NEW PENNY = (WYNNE)* about PEN – ‘cryptically’ is the anagrind, and ‘describing’ is the containment indicator. |
14 | REDOUND = REND about (DO + U) – I didn’t know the word, so I had to stop myself putting REBOUND. But the wordplay was clear. |
15 | R(EC)IPE |
16 | MONOTHEISTIC = (INTO THIS COME)* |
18 | CREATURE = |
20 | TRI(BUN)AL – ‘Having a bun in the oven’ is a euphemism for pregnant, so I guess a bun can be a baby. |
21 | CONSTITUTIONAL – dd – A constitutional being a word for a walk taken for the good of one’s health. |
23 | A + MB + AS SAD + OR |
25 | AND (with) + OR (men) + R |
27 | HIDE = HE (25a, ambassador) about (I + D |
28 | BURG + LA(R)Y |
30 |
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33 | RELAID = RELA |
34 | IS + A(I)AH |
35 | DEC |
37 | SH(AD)OWED |
38 | SALT = L in SAT (Saturday is yesterday for a Sunday puzzle) |
39 | DISCO + R |
42 | ST + RATE + GIST |
44 | HIP REPLACEMENT = HINT about (PREP + L + ACE + ME) |
46 | EXTERIOR = |
48 | WHISTLER = W + S |
50 | CHRISTMAS EVE = (IT’S MARCH)* + SEVE |
53 | NO + G + GIN |
54 | EVOLVED = V |
55 | S(QUAD)CAR |
56 | BEAT – dd – ‘One round’, as in a policeman’s beat, then ‘don’t miss’ as in hit, or possibly like ‘beat a record’. It seemed a little weak to me. |
57 | A PERSON FROM PORLOCK = (MARKS ON FLOOR COPPER)* – The rest of my family looked at me blankly when I came up with this one. When S.T. Coleridge awoke from a drug-induced dream with the poem Kubla Khan fully formed in his head, he started to write it down, but was interrupted by a knock on his door when he was only part way through. The person, identified only as ‘a person from Porlock’, detained him for an hour or more, and on his return he found the dream had vanished, and so the poem remains unfinished. It’s a good story, but it sounds like an invention by the author to cover a spot of writer’s block to me! I remember Douglas Adams gave the anecdote a new spin in one of his Dirk Gently books. |
Down | |
2 | NOEL = N + LEO rev |
3 | EUPHOR(B)IA – I’m not sure about BEE for B, does that not need a homophone indicator? I suppose it’s no different to using ZED or ZEE for the letter Z. |
4 | RUN-DOWN – dd |
5 | H + AY – ‘Hotel’ is H in the phonetic alphabet |
6 | FAR (a good way) + SI |
7 | OLD ETONIANS = (LED NATION SO)* |
8 | TRUNCATED = (AND CUTTER)* |
9 | IN + DIC |
10 | EARNEST – dd – although it took me a while to see the first one ‘Art worthy of’ as in ‘Thou art worthy of’ something, therefore ‘Thou earnest it’ |
11 |
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12 | AS PURE AS DRIVEN SNOW – ‘filling bank form?’ because it’s driven snow that makes up snowbanks |
17 | HOLIDAYED = HOLD about (ID + AYE) |
19 | FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE = (HOURS SOVIET WAR FILM)* – Another clever use of 24d (SMASHED) as an anagrind. |
21 | CERAMIC – Initials of C |
22 | OT + HELLO |
24 | SMASHED = DAM’S rev about SHE |
26 | ABREAST = A BEAST about R |
29 |
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31 | CRESSET = S |
32 | LASER BEAM = (MEAS |
36 | ANDRE PREVIN = AND + REP + RE(V)IN – A brilliant conductor who’s had a glittering career, but isn’t this what he’s most famous for? Especially at Christmas! |
40 | SEA BREEZE = SEIZE with the I replaced by A + (BEER)* – That’s vodka with cranberry & grapefruit juice. |
41 | ONE ACROSS = ONE (An) + A + CROSS (X) – Anax is an ancient Greek word for lord or king, but it is also, of course, Dean Mayer’s pseudonym in The Independent and The Guardian, I think. I always assumed that he derived the name from this cryptic treatment of ‘one across’ but I may be entirely wrong in that assumption. The reversal, Xana, is the name of his daughter. |
43 | GORE VIDAL = LOG (account) about A + DIVER all rev |
45 | POLENTA = PO (jerry, or chamber pot) + LENT (given) + A |
47 | T(E + STUD)O |
49 | SIGHT = |
51 | SUDOR = SUR |
52 | NARC = RAN rev + C |
55 | SUM = “SOME” |
For 56A, I think the “don’t miss!” is BE AT. Also, like you say in 3D, bee is just the longer spelling of B – I remember getting confused once by WYE showing up in a puzzle (maybe one of Dean’s also) as the spelling for Y.
Dean, unfortunately, doesn’t set for the Guardian – more’s the pity.
Edited at 2014-01-05 01:56 pm (UTC)
I also got 56ac wrong, but went with BELT. A belt goes round the waist, and to hit – or belt – someone means not missing them, right? No, I suppose not.
BY STEVIE SMITH
Coleridge received the Person from Porlock
And ever after called him a curse,
Then why did he hurry to let him in?
He could have hid in the house.
It was not right of Coleridge in fact it was wrong
(But often we all do wrong)
As the truth is I think he was already stuck
With Kubla Khan.
He was weeping and wailing: I am finished, finished,
I shall never write another word of it,
When along comes the Person from Porlock
And takes the blame for it.
It was not right, it was wrong,
But often we all do wrong.
*
May we inquire the name of the Person from Porlock?
Why, Porson, didn’t you know?
He lived at the bottom of Porlock Hill
So had a long way to go,
He wasn’t much in the social sense
Though his grandmother was a Warlock,
One of the Rutlandshire ones I fancy
And nothing to do with Porlock,
And he lived at the bottom of the hill as I said
And had a cat named Flo,
And had a cat named Flo.
I long for the Person from Porlock
To bring my thoughts to an end,
I am becoming impatient to see him
I think of him as a friend,
Often I look out of the window
Often I run to the gate
I think, He will come this evening,
I think it is rather late.
I am hungry to be interrupted
For ever and ever amen
O Person from Porlock come quickly
And bring my thoughts to an end.
*
I felicitate the people who have a Person from Porlock
To break up everything and throw it away
Because then there will be nothing to keep them
And they need not stay.
*
Why do they grumble so much?
He comes like a benison
They should be glad he has not forgotten them
They might have had to go on.
*
These thoughts are depressing I know. They are depressing,
I wish I was more cheerful, it is more pleasant,
Also it is a duty, we should smile as well as submitting
To the purpose of One Above who is experimenting
With various mixtures of human character which goes best,
All is interesting for him it is exciting, but not for us.
There I go again. Smile, smile, and get some work to do
Then you will be practically unconscious without positively having to go.
Stevie Smith, “Thoughts about the Person from Porlock” from New Selected Poems. Copyright © 1972 by Stevie Smith. Reprinted by permission of New Directions Publishing Corporation.