Every weapon in the devious setters arsenal of tricks was deployed to the max here, which had the unfortunate effect of causing me to biff some of the most intricate bits of cluing, and only fully appreciating them later – 17ac, 1dn and 4dn spring to mind. If I were a carping man I’d say that the love of tricksy wordplay may have resulted in some surfaces ending up sounding overly like crosswordese gobbledegook: for instance by rights 1dn should be my favourite clue for being its own AHA MOMENT, but I find myself having some trouble understanding just what that “sign” is doing in the surface reading.
8+9ac FOIs, LOI was I think 28ac once I finally discovered a much better alternative to TEMPLATE. COD to 4dn where the surface *is* impeccable and “tanner” for UV seems very good indeed. (Honourable mention to “three couples” for VI.) Thanks setter, devil take any naysayers, this is what Fridays in the Times should be all about!
1 Back among top celebrities, article names recordholder (8)
ANNALIST – inside A-LIST [top celebrities], reverse A N N [article | name | name]
5 Each going on with honeymoon, finally, in S American location (6)
ANDEAN – EA [each] going on AND [with], + {honeymoo}N
8 Some philanthropic backing for old ringmaster (3)
ALI – hidden reversed in {ph}ILA{nthropic}. One-time master of the boxing ring.
9 Thus some footwear quotes read out (6-4)
SQUARE-TOED – (QUOTES READ*) [“out”]
10 Was in red to welcome girl, lost in admiration (8)
OVERAWED – OWED [was in red] to “welcome” VERA [girl]
11 Ill-fated lover, not that able to ignore the odds (6)
THISBE – THIS [not that] + the even letters of {a}B{l}E.
Nowadays you will know her from the shambolic play-within-a-play in Midsummer Night’s Dream.
12 Start shunning either of two poets, and scoff (4)
EATS – {k}EATS or {y}EATS. Scoff as a noun, not a verb.
14 Hassle involving one Great Britain runs as powerful spy (3,7)
BIG BROTHER – BOTHER [hassle] “involving” I GB R [one | Great Britain | runs].
17 Eastern country cheers one chap protecting couple after I set about one (10)
TAJIKISTAN – TA I STAN [cheers | one | chap], “protecting J K [couple after I] “set about” I [one]
20 Spurs for one game, originally heading for Stoke (4)
EGGS – E.G. [for one] + G{ame} + S{toke}. Spurs and eggs as verbs here, not nouns.
23 Braided uniform hasn’t this? Probably not (6)
SUNHAT – (U HASN’T*) [“braided”], semi-&lit. You can see how the last two words were probably tacked on for safety’s sake!
24 Opinion linked to popular case (8)
INSTANCE – STANCE [opinion] linked to IN [popular]
25 Three couples marrying, madly worshipped mother (6,4)
VIRGIN MARY – VI [6 = 3 * 2 = three couples] + (MARRYING*) [“madly”]
26 Hard class to prepare (3)
SET – triple definition
27 Feel like hugs: is making up! (6)
ATONES – TONE [feel] that AS [like] “hugs”
28 Record winning move after man finds a wife? (8)
HELPMATE – LP MATE [record | winning move (in chess)] after HE [man]
DOWN
1 Occasion for Penny to drop Mark sign, suitably attired for wedding? (3,6)
AHA MOMENT – M OMEN [Mark | sign], in A HAT = suitably attired for wedding
2 Most missing art teacher, at first, after church body’s absorbed one (7)
NAIVEST – T{eacher}, after NAVE’S [church body’s] “absorbed” I [one]
3 Tips exchanged by tinker and sailor (6)
LASCAR – take {R}ASCA{L} [tinker] and reverse its tips
4 Old tanner from France in among teacher’s mementos (9)
SOUVENIRS – O UV EN [old | tanner (as in light that tans) | from France, in] among SIR’S [teacher’s]
5 Drink hosts dry in pursuit of a partner! (7)
ABETTER – BEER [drink] “hosts” TT [dry, as in teetotal], in pursuit of A
6 As reported, mainly idle pupil of professor (9)
DOOLITTLE – homophone of DO LITTLE [mainly idle, where idle is a verb].
Eliza Doolittle was Professor Henry Higgin’s pupil in Pygmalion aka My Fair Lady.
7 Yours truly had turned up in gold and black, extremely late for hearing (7)
AUDIBLE – reversed I’D [yours truly had] in AU + B [gold + black], + L{at}E
13 Sent choir off to find hymn (9)
STICHERON – (SENT CHOIR*) [“off”]. Tough and obscure vocab that “looks right” if you know a bit of Ancient Greek, but still, yeesh!
15 Something inspired primarily by wet weather, with hail (9)
BRAINWAVE – B{y} + RAIN W AVE [wet weather | with | hail]
16 Exploits poor eager Tess (3,6)
RES GESTAE – (EAGER TESS*) [“poor”]. Two anagrams in the space of three clues pandering to the classicists in our midst? Setter, you are spoiling us!
18 To show spirit, answer as quickly in French, briefly (7)
AQUAVIT – A QUA VIT{e} [answer | as | quickly, in French, “briefly”]
19 Time for filling northern people’s senses (7)
INTUITS – T [time] “for filling” INUIT’S [northern people’s]
21 Edinburgh’s goes towards, mostly, music (7)
GANGSTA – GANGS TA{e} [Scottish for “goes towards”… “mostly”]
22 Remain standing to drink, taking in Flower of Scotland (4,2)
STAY UP – SUP [to drink], “taking in” TAY [flower = that which flows = river of Scotland]
Perhaps. ANNA IS TO WED … IN ST MARY’S AT ONE …
ICURYY4ME
ANNA AND ALI ARE TO WED THIS SUN IN ST MARY’S AT ONE PM
Very clever puzzle – too clever for me.
That’ll teach me to buy the Times on a Friday.
Thanks to the Setter and congratulations to the wedding couple.
I would like to think that, at some point in the future, people will be complaining about the unfairness of answers such as exosome, Young’s modulus, or charm, but somehow I don’t see it happening.
Paul I saw you plash fast at 425kmph.
It was for me was unputdownable! I did not like the last wedding greeting, but this was a master class. (I never spotted the Ninas) Wickeeed! And I finished, having checked, of course, on 13dn. Chambers states small hymn.
FOI3dn LASCAR (fat rascal anyone?)
LOI 1dn truly an AHA MOMENT as I was set for SEA MOMENT (SEA CHANGE!)
COD 25ac VIRGIN MARY
WOD 13dn STICHERON
That’ll get The Championship juices rising! Or was that it!?
Otherwise too hard for me. I probably did about half of it before deciding I couldn’t spend any more time. I realised 13d and 16d were anagrams but don’t have the wherewithal to solve them.
My son is one of three best men today, but just the one couple! Congratulations to Anna and Ali – I hope the sun shines on you.
Penny
Verlaine re. the query in your preamble about what “sign” is doing in the surface reading of 1dn. Perhaps I’ve misunderstood you but I read the surface reading as Penny dropping Mark a sign or hint via a look or nudge possibly to suggest that their own nuptials are somewhat overdue and he should jolly things along.
What a crossword – one to cut out and keep!
Took 71 mins , with one wrong ‘Stichören’ ‘ sounded as though it might be a Germanic hymn, so in it went. Sticheron was considered but didn’t sound as pleasing.
OK, apart from that, it is Utterly Brilliant
How the setter gets all that in there without clunkiness is amazing; that most of us solved this without twigging that something was up is testament