Times 26545 – Swansong (now cancelled!!)

I’m posting this on behalf of Hugh (ulaca) who is unable to do so himself for reasons he explains below. I only received this an hour or so ago and I haven’t had a chance to “speak” to him yet, but I shall be offering him the services of the TftT Tardis in the hope it might enable him to continue blogging from home in future. Here’s his blog…

After  years  of  interrupted  use of  Livejournal  at  work, the  powers that  be  appear to  have decided that the site represents use of an application “which is in violation of my internet usage policy”. What this means in the short term is that I am unable to post and will have to rely on a fellow blogger – which is not ideal – and, in the longer term, that I may have to  hang  up  my  blogging  boots. However,  first,  we  shall  see  whether  this  is  a  temporary blip (IT has a few of those on its CV) or an actual policy.

As for the crossword, I thought after my first run through (in which I got only my last –1 across – I start from the bottom) that this was going to be a real toughie. However, once started, I soon gathered pace and was  for once not held up  by  a couple at the end. Even the dinosaur revealed his secrets with minimal prompting, even though my knowledge of these  marvellous  old  things  is  not  much  to  shout about. I  guess  those  early  visits  to the Natural   History   Museum   made   less   impact   on   me   than   early   visits   to   Lord’s, Twickenham and Kempton Park. 27:19.

Across
1 Three, reduced by one, divided by four: finish with flourish (6)
THRIVE –  IV in THRE[e].
4 Parisian is transfixed by international player — is in a fantasy world (8)
ESCAPIST – ‘in  a  fantasy  world’  (adjectival);  CAP  (‘ international  player’ )  +  IS  in EST (French for ‘ is’ ).
10 I’m reduced if not losing heart, and rash (11)
IMPROVIDENT – ‘rash’; cunning wordplay here: IM + PROVIDE[d] (‘reduced if’) + N[o]T (‘not losing heart’).
11 Reprimand avoided by learner, a poor student (3)
SAP –   S[l]AP;  SAP  normally  means  a  foolish  or  gullible  person, so I’m  not  sure where the student fits in, unless we are talking about ‘students of life’ .
12 Negative about eggs being recalled in avian activity (7)
NESTING – NEG around NITS reversed.
14 Record I demand missing final sound (7)
LOGICAL – ‘sound’;  LOG + I + CAL[l] (‘demand missing final’).
15 Alright in earth, possibly, but able to get above it? (7-4-3)
LIGHTER-THAN-AIR –  anagram* of ALRIGHT IN EARTH. .
17 Organic material in proper pool (radius varying) (10,4)
PRIMORDIAL SOUP – ‘organic  material’;  PRIM  (‘proper’)  +  POOL  RADIUS*. When a scientist isn’t sure what something is, s/he calls it soup.
21 Feeling daughter should be excluded from downgrade (7)
EMOTION – [d]EMOTION.
22 Extended material on the radio producing clean behaviour (7)
HYGIENE –   sounds  like  HIGH  JEAN;  I  think  the  connection  between  high  and extended is a little tenuous, but I suppose extended in its ‘stretched out’
 sense and ‘high’ in its ‘extending above the ground’ sense are close enough.
23 Expression of refusal to name revolutionary (3)
NOT – ‘expression of refusal’; TO + N[ame] reversed.
24 Dinosaur artist coming in second best (11)
TRICERATOPS –   RA  in  TRICE  +  TOPS.  Needed  the  wordplay  here,  as  the creature rang only a vague bell.
26 Banter not good for the elderly? (8)
BADINAGE –   the  kind  of  banter  intellectuals  might  have,  as  they quibble  over variant  texts;  if  something  is  not  good  for  the  elderly  then – if  you  were  the  type  of intellectual who quibbles over texts – you might say that it is bad for folk in their old age. From there, you might contract this to ‘bad in age’, especially as all such dense, elliptical phraseology  is  open  to  multiple  interpretations  and  therefore  worthy  of  an  academic paper (plus rejoinders and replies) or two.
27 I may be found next to North East China? South West, actually (6)
NEPALI –  actually if you were in NE China, you would be perilously close to horryd; far safer to be down in the Tibet Autonomous Region, which, as everyone knows (I need to  keep  the  rest  of  my  Internet  connection  in  this  Special Administrative  Region of  the Middle  Kingdom)  is  absolutely  definitely  part  of  China –   like  all  those  islets  off  the Philippine  and  Malaysian  coasts –  and does  indeed  occupy  its  SW  portion.  Oh,  the wordplay? It’s I after NE PAL (‘China’ is a British slang term for mate or pal).
Down
1 Confusion about equipment, losing good kitchen item? (8)
TRIANGLE – ‘kitchen  item’  (the  percussion  section  of  an  orchestra  is  informally referred to as the kitchen); TANGLE around RI[g].
2 Charge has you transported, not getting time (3)
RAP – ‘charge’  (as in criminal charge); RAP[t].
3 Six old items for one following score (7)
VIOLIST – ‘one following score’; VI + O + LIST (‘items’ – well, a list has items, as do a lot of other things, like my kitchen cupboard –  Marmite, Branston and Bisto).
5 Warplane — rates the flight ‘turbulent’ (7,7)
STEALTH FIGHTER – RATES THE FLIGHT*.
6 Inclined to withhold information, maybe, for component of medicine? (7)
ANTIGEN – ‘component of medicine’; I think the idea here is that if one is inclined to withhold information, then s/he is ‘anti gen’. Geddit? Well, then you’re doing better than me.
7 Hornet, for instance, scrambled into service (11)
INSECTIVORE – ‘hornet, for instance’; INTO SERVICE*.
8 Chief request to remove a tip (6)
TOPPLE – ‘tip’ (as in knock over); TOP (‘chief’) + PLE[a]. Nice clue. My COD.
9 It reveals the touching behaviour of a criminal (14)
FINGERPRINTING – cryptic definition.
13 Wildly outraged as introduction of conscription is made acceptable (5-6)
SUGAR-COATED – ‘made acceptable’; OUTRAGED AS + C[onscription]*.
16 Urge King to participate in excellent social event after sport (5-3)
APRES-SKI – PRESS + K in AI.
18 Nothing in aerosol curtailed intent to dampen (7)
MOISTEN – O in MIST + EN[d].
19 Traps ear: joke ending in heartache (7)
LUGGAGE – ‘traps’  (a  little  used  word  meaning  luggage  or  possessions);  LUG  + GAG + [heartache]E.
20 One book introduced by famous Quaker writer (3-3)
PEN-NIB – ‘writer’;  I  +  B[ook]  following  [William]  PENN.  The  only  Quakers I know are George Fox and William Penn. Or was Florence Nightingale one as well?
25 Means of reproduction of various animals primarily (3)
OVA – initial letters of O[f] V[arious] A[nimals].

48 comments on “Times 26545 – Swansong (now cancelled!!)”

  1. I’ve already managed to forget just about everything about this puzzle, which is what happens when I don’t make notes immediately on finishing. All I wrote was that 20d was my LOI, even though my list of Quakers is about as short as Ulaca’s (I suppose one could add Richard Nixon; I mean Trump maintains he’s a Christian, after all). Same doubt as U’s on ‘high’; as for SAP, I just assumed that it’s Britslang, but I gather not. I seem to recall discussion here the last time BADINAGE made its appearance; or was it ‘persiflage’? Thanks to Ulaca for enlightenment on IMPROVIDENT. And thanks for all the blogs; I do hope this won’t be the last.
  2. Solved in 15 minutes but inexplicably typing ‘promordial soup’. My first mistake in a long while, which bodes well for Saturday …. NOT!

    Very enjoyable puzzle, I thought. COD SUGAR-COATED

    I do hope ulaca’s powers-that-be see reason. Hard to imagine a more educative, mind-expanding experience than a daily visit to TfTT. I hate the thought of him having to spend the time on Buzzfeed instead.

  3. Hugh! This is intolerable! I am on hunger strike until you return to the blogging chair! You would be sorely missed I assure you. Yah-boo-sucks to the powers that be in HK.

    My comments echo yours – after a slow read through the only one that went in within the first ten minutes was 25dn OVA.

    Then all of a sudden it all clattered in within half an hour once a couple of long anagrams 15ac LIGHTER THAN AIR and 5dn STEALTH FIGHTER had been unravelled.

    So 42 mins on the clock.

    LOI 1dn TRIANGLE – I did not know the pecussionist’s ‘kitchen’terminology – even though my Dad was a drummer – he was rarely seen in the kitchen however. But what else might it have been!?

    COD 13dn SUGAR COATED. WOD PRIMORDIAL

  4. I also found this hard work and needed just a tad over an hour to crack it. If I had queries or quibbles I’ve forgotten them in the user-unfriendly process of extracting the blog from a docx file.
  5. … fairly quickly. Then a few parsings to figure. IMPROVIDENT being a case in point. No idea about the “traps” (19dn). An example from lit. would have helped.
    1. It’s short for “trappings” which I’d have thought is more widely known but the OED has several examples:

      Traps. Portable articles for dress, furniture, or use; personal effects; baggage; belongings.
      1813 R. M. Cairnes Let. 4 Apr. in Dickson MSS. (1910) 3rd Ser. 866 The rest [of the carriages] is for the Jolly Captain’s Shirts and Stockings, &c., besides a mule for his other traps.
      1828 W. Carr Dial. Craven (ed. 2) Traps, small tools or implements, always used in the plural number; equivalent to the classical arma.
      1830 Chron. in Ann. Reg. 153/2 This was the general signal for getting our ‘traps’ on the ice.
      1831 John Bull 7 Aug. 254 No one thought..that only three days afterwards he would be obliged to pack up his traps and be off.
      1834 F. Marryat Peter Simple I. xiii. 191, I packed up my traps and went on shore.
      1887 J. Ball Notes Naturalist in S. Amer. 194 To carry some of the traps with which a botanist is usually encumbered

      Edited at 2016-10-17 07:51 am (UTC)

  6. A debt of thanks to Jack on two counts: first for posting this and secondly for sending me his time machine, which landed safely outside my window on the tarmac of the runway of the old Kai Tak Airport. It does however need a bit of a spit and polish after it’s journey via WA, where it clearly wasn’t looked after very well. However, I have already scraped off the ‘Please flush after use’ stickers and expect the whole thing to be as good as new before I next blog in a fortnight.
    1. Hunger strike called off as I failed to notice the ‘perilously close to horryd’ comment!

      Xiang Kong always trouble!

      If this gets back to Beijing – you’ll be spending more time in Stanley! Congee all the way!

  7. 21.07 Things I did not know include:
    How to parse IMPROVIDENT – thanks Jack! I got some of it, but couldn’t work out what to take out of the middle of what.
    Hornets eat insects. Does that include other hornets? Or have I read something incorrectly, again?
    SAP really does mean a poor (Chambers “plodding”) student.
    Bunter means the same as banter – that’s what I read, anyway, more evidence of my early morning declining eyesight. Must remember to up the font size.
    TRAPS means luggage: Collins online gives the completely useless example: “He will help the student completely break through the worldview that traps her” in the bit devoted to the traps=luggage section.
    Still no real sign of a Monday Easy, then.
    1. Oi! Jack may have formatted and beautified it, but I contributed the little grey cells…
      1. I am duly disconfused. I’ve been scrambled by all that stuff about Kai Tak airport and may have fallen into a small space/time discontinuity.
  8. 25 minutes. This crossword grew on me and by the end rather enjoyed and appreciated TRICERATOPS, SUGAR_COATED, INSECTIVORE etc.
    Thanks to jackkt and, Ulaca, I hope that your “internet usage policy” is accidentally deleted by someone with appropriate skills (or possibly inappropriate skills).

    Gloria! Swansong cancelled!

    Edited at 2016-10-17 07:48 am (UTC)

  9. Along with several others, I did, for my primary school orchestra in the town music festival at Southport Floral Hall. We were more washhouse than kitchen. A few years later, the Beatles were to be on that stage. As with our blogger, didn’t think HYGIENE quite right, but otherwise a pleasant puzzle. 25 minutes.
  10. This certainly warranted the steady and concerted effort of a full 40 minutes. It took me a while to get going: I was looking too much into 1a convinced it contained TRO and 2d was my FOI with FEE(t)! But like all good tales it turned out all right in the end.
    Good luck Ulaca with the Faceless Ones and thanks Jackkt for helping out. Being served up the daily post breakfast dose of enlightenment is much appreciated.
  11. Got through a lot of the tricky bits of this before finally being stumped by 1d. I didn’t know the “kitchen” definition, so even though I was put on alert by the question mark, I had no idea where to go other than a real kitchen, and my hour ran out while I was still thinking. (And why do I never think of “rig” for “equipment”?)

    COD to LIGHTER THAN AIR, just because I solve in Bristol, a preeminent ballooning city.

    Glad to hear that you may have a workaround for your work-woes, ulaca.

    Edited at 2016-10-17 08:27 am (UTC)

  12. 35:15. I wasn’t sure I was going to finish this in one sitting with ESCAPIST, SAP and TOPPLE all proving tricky. Some of the unusual definitions were responsible for holding me up – ‘kitchen item’ for TRIANGLE, ‘traps’ for LUGGAGE and ‘poor student’ for SAP.
  13. A couple of months ago my company decided that the Times Crossword itself is pornographic or something. I can read the blog without any problem, I just can’t do the crossword. It is a pain when traveling since I have to disconnect the VPN to get the crossword even though I’m on a plane or in a hotel room. Oh well.

    This went fine until HYGIENE which took far too long. I thought of high but didn’t think “Y”. And I think of jeans as being made of denim, so not a material in its own right (although Chambers says it is, so I guess I’m wrong).

  14. 34′ today, not helped by a wonky dishwater making regular horrible noise. Had forgotten about ‘kitchen’. Parsed IMPROVIDENT Ok, but not happy about SAP, and didn’t know traps for LUGGAGE. LOI NEPALI, was convinced it ended in MATE. Thanks ulaca and jack and setter.
  15. 16 minutes, on wavelength today, thanks for explaining LUGGAGE.
    Ulaca, can you not use 3G or 4G and create wifi hot spot for PC to see? Bypassing Big Brother?
  16. A rare same-day weekday solve for me as I have a day off work. Slow start – my first one in NEPALI after blanking on the rest of the across clues. But then I got going, helped by seeing several of the long clues quickly. Last one in SAP. Thanks for the parsing – I was looking for a synonym of student without a reprimand. 19:09 – a bit of a relief after last week’s succession of monsters.
  17. 14m. Tricky in parts this. The smattering of unknowns – this meaning of SAP, traps, the eating habits of hornets – didn’t really contribute to the difficulty though.
    My work recently introduced the same policy on social media, so I’m typing this on my iPad with the wifi switched off.
    This meaning of ‘kitchen’ is in the same category as CHEONGSAM for me: formerly desperately obscure, now very familiar.
    ‘Extended’ really doesn’t mean ‘high’, does it? Not even in Chambers, where one can sometimes get the impression that every word is a synonym for every other word, and can be abbreviated to its first letter.

    Edited at 2016-10-17 09:18 am (UTC)

  18. Best of luck to Ulaca in negotiations with his IT department!

    This one took me 29 minutes and, like our blogger, the initial pass was quite discouraging with only a couple in the grid. After that, though, it went fairly steadily. LUGGAGE made me stop and think for a while, but the wordplay made it inevitable and I assumed there was some relationship between “trap” and “trappings”. TRIANGLE also worried me for a while, not having heard of the percussion department being a “kitchen”. I assumed, instead, that a TRIANGLE was some item of cooking equipment.

    Not completely convinced about ANTIGEN being a component of medicine, unless one counts a vaccine as a medicine, which perhaps one might. And, like some others here, I wasn’t convinced by SAP, which I would define as a mug or a chump. Still, all’s well that ends well.

  19. I did alright on this one, my 6 and a half minutes currently keeping the top of the leaderboard warm for Magoo until he decides he wants it. 8dn was my last one in by some way, mainly because I was muttering to myself “TOP PALE? TOP PALE? How is a PALE a request?” until the penny drops…

    Dinosaurs were my thing when I was a tiny tot (gateway drug to Latin, really) so the three-horned beastie was quickly biffed in without any pretence at parsing whatsoever.

  20. A fine Monday puzzle. Did not know that JEAN was a material but as I went for GENE instead (the body’s building material?) I still got to HYGIENE. LUGGAGE certainly not biffed as I did not know the traps connection. William Penn lived for a few years just up the road from me here in Berkshire. Best of luck ulaca with the authorities. 19:13

    Edited at 2016-10-17 01:23 pm (UTC)

  21. 35 min – started well with 1ac FOI, then 4ac, and entered the easily seen RAP at 11ac, but couldn’t resolve the long anagrams at once, though getting 2dn showed me I had to be wrong at 11ac. Subsequent progressed by fits and starts, with 8dn LOI, as the aforementioned mistake got me thinking that the P had to be wrong.

    Edited at 2016-10-17 10:42 am (UTC)

  22. I also took a long while to get going, and didn’t manage to get any of the long anagrams at the first try. 13m 44s in all, with ESCAPIST and ANTIGEN taking longer than they should have at the end.
  23. After a few weeks of irregular solving and TFTTing I was pleased to finish this in 30m on a busy Virgin train to London. Quite a struggle and like others only a couple in on the first pass. I BIFD the dinosaur and cleanliness so pleased to have the parsing – thanks U (and Jack for making it all possible). National Theatre tonight for press night of The Red Barn
  24. Par.

    Would never have known traps for luggage if it hadn’t come up in the last few weeks. Must have been in the Quicky or a Jumbo.

    COD TOPPLE, LOI ESCAPIST.

    Thanks setter, Jack and Ulaca. Hope you’ve learnt your lesson about visiting dodgy websites.

  25. I did this one in a bit of a haze over 3 sessions while sitting in the Haemo dept at JCUH for the follow up to my recent PE. Fortunately the CT scan showed the clot has completely dispersed and there doesn’t appear to be a sinister reason for its occurence. I think I spent about 45 minutes altogether with FOI INSECTIVORE and LOI PRIMORDIAL SOUP. I saw SAP early on, but was reluctant to enter it until I had the crossers. TRIANGLE only triggered the Orchestra link from the depths once I’d spotted the answer. Only saw the dinosaur when I had most of the crossers as I was looking for “best” as the definition when OVA showed it didn’t end in AURUS. The puzzle certainly did a good job of keeping my mind busy, without presenting too much of a challenge. Thanks setter, and U and Jack for getting the blog up and running.
  26. 14:06 with no real problems to speak of but like others I did wonder about SAP, LUGGAGE and HIGH and wasn’t totally confident that being ANTI-GEN would make one inclined to withhold it.

    As K suggests kitchen has come up often enough (I seem to recall with timpani) for the percussion connection to be made but for too long I was mentally browsing in Lakeland Plastics rather than Dawson’s Music shop.

  27. About 25 minutes for this, an interesting outing. I was delayed by whatever ‘finish’ is doing in 1A, where I took the definition as simply ‘flourish’, and whomever the ‘CAP’ might be where the international player is supposed to be in 4A. All the rest was OK, after I disentangled the anagram at PRIMORDIAL…, where I always expect the second word to be ‘OOZE’. Regards to all.
  28. 22 mins but I idiotically wrote in “tipple” instead of the correct TOPPLE so a technical DNF. I definitely wasn’t at my sharpest and started to drift a few times, and like a few others I started very slowly. Count me as another who biffed IMPROVIDENT, and it was my LOI after VIOLIST.
  29. My IT staff are technologically incompetent, but have quite a relaxed stance towards inappropriate websites. Our policy definitely includes Tftt and The Times, though not usually the Guardian. One of the many benefits of being retired…

    Not a difficult crossword, unfamiliar with traps but only a short jump from trappings so no big deal. A couple of clues struck me as rather tricksy .. when dod you last use the word “violist” I wonder?

    Far more famous Quakers around than you might think .. Cadbury family, Abraham Darby, Bradshaw the railway timetable man, luvvies Paul Eddington, Sheila Hancock, Herbert Hoover, Donald Swann (as in Flanders & Swann), Oliver (Bagpuss, Clangers) Postgate … they tend not to shout about it, that’s all. An attractive religion, as religions go.

    Edited at 2016-10-17 05:45 pm (UTC)

    1. My thoughts exactly re retired IT Policy:-)I use the same principle as regards NHS alcohol consumption guidelines. I wrote my own and never exceed them! I guess Verlaine still probably wouldn’t keep within them mind you!:-)Violist came to me quite easily as my elder daughter used to be one. Mind you it’s probably 20 years since she played for Middlesbrough Youth Orchestra. She prefers nature’s instrument now though and sings with Teesside G&S Society.
      1. My daughter played the flute with the Maidstone Youth Orchestra and the Kent one .. lots of happy memories; music is such a wonderful gift for young people
  30. 43 minutes (for me, that’s OK) and no major difficulties, although I didn’t know the kitchen reference for the TRIANGLE nor in what sense CAP is an international player. On holiday in Berlin, so I’m solving from there when I find time.
  31. 12:58 after a ridiculously slow start, solving just 3dn (VIOLIST) out of the first twelve clues I attempted. I got going eventually but finished way off the pace. Saturday is approaching all too fast.

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