Not at my most fluent, so it took 37.14. There are three words that might only ever appear in crosswords at 4ac, 20 ac and 7d, but in each case there’s pretty much generous wordplay to help you through. I took this to be a good, honest set of clues with no observable gimmicks or hidden extras, not allowing for many chuck ‘em in answers.
My musings provide clue definition SOLUTION
Across
1. Escapade that may be seen in the shrubbery (5)
CAPER As well as being one of those funny-tasting peas you find in artistic cooking, it’s also the shrub it comes from. And an escapade, of course.
4. Article put out by Gulf port board open to suspicion (9)
DUBITABLE The Gulf port is DUBAI, strike the article A and add TABLE for board. A word more often seen with IN in front, a back formation, perhaps?
9. Boy leading everyone in film may be a winner (9)
MEDALLIST The boy is ED, “boy” often indicating a shortened man’s name. Give him ALL for everyone, and stick both in MIST for film. I was playing with all in film being CAST, and looking at something like FORECAST for a winning bet. Just wrong, then.
10. Existentialist is cold, with charm in short supply (5)
CAMUS, plays in goal for the philosopher’s XI (sic). C(old) plus AMUS(e) for a short charm.
11. I would hang around without hesitation, doing nothing (6)
IDLING I’D LINGER without the hesitant ER.
12. Hesitation about stated aims and objectives in modified document (8)
REVISION Hesitation, as above ER, “about” and equipped with a VISION for those aims and objectives you have to make up if you want to qualify for “Investors in People” status
14. Water-dwelling creature exhausted, taking in rest by river (3,7)
SEA SERPENT Built up from SPENT, exhausted packed with EASE for rest, and R for river
16. Victory that may point to the future? (4)
PALM think leafy thing waved in a victory celebration for one definition, and the liny bits on your hand for the other one.
19. Gun female fired in anger (4)
RILE Your gun here is a RIFLE. Dismiss the F(emale)
20. Most vulgar outfits I stored in box (10)
KITSCHIEST I think I would always say “most kitsch” if I ever needed to (possibly if I ever visit Disney, for example). But here it’s KITS for outfits, and I stored in CHEST for box. The clue doesn’t say vulgarest, does it? I wonder why.
22. Two notes and small coin withdrawn (8)
RETICENT A drop of golden sun, a drink with jam and bread and 1c.
23. Drink before party with good person tagging along (6)
LAPDOG Drink is LAP, party DO, and good is G. Concatenate
26. Noise of powerful car or very small saloon? (5)
VROOM. From which I deduce that after V for very, I have ROOM to translate a small saloon. OK, I suppose
27. Allowance for protecting superior home falling into disrepair (9)
RUINATION Allowance provides RATION, which in turn provide U for superior (Mitfords again) and IN for home.
28. It’s irritating being confined: steps inside (9)
PESTILENT Being confined is PENT, inside which put STILE for steps
29. Note generating a good feeling (5)
TONIC Among other things the tonic is the first note of a scale, in the solfa system a deer, a female deer. And it’s a health-promoting drink.
Down
1. Official in firm facing ruin, admitting failure (9)
COMMISSAR The ingredients are CO, firm; MAR ruin; and MISS failure (now there’s an alternative beauty contest) follow the assembly instructions
2. Lever in gym boy pulled up (5)
PEDAL Obviously a lever when you think about it, but only then. Gym is P.E., and the boy is LAD, which you “pull up”
3. Eased up from time of discipline, lying in grass (8)
RELENTED Place LENT for that 40 day discipline period, into REED, grass.
4. Dublin house cleaner neglecting the basement (4)
DAIL House as in “of Parliament”. A daily is a cleaning person capable of rearranging the house dust in such a way as to necessitate coming in again tomorrow.
5. Bird being deprived of tail and spleen (10)
BITTERNESS The BITTERN appears in its full booming glory, and only the ESSE, being, loses its tail.
6. Plan exploit, perhaps, twitching on the outside (6)
TACTIC exploit could be ACT, and TIC is “twitching”
7. Weapon favoured leads to troubled buzz (9)
BOMBINATE Weapon is BOMB, then favoured is IN, and leads to does not indicate first letters of, but just a sort of direction. Troubled gives you ATE. Today’s best candidate for “never ‘eard of it, mate”
8. Dye is one to get fixed (5)
EOSIN First anagram of the day using IS ONE as the fodder, get fixes as the indicator. Second…
13. Pert novice surprisingly provides something bringing vision (5,5)
OPTC NERVE Anfd the second anagram, of PERT NOVICE (well, it sure looks like and anagram, one hardly needs “surprisingly” to give the game away).
15. Operations of Taliban, so devious (9)
ABLATIONS, one definition being surgical removal of an organ or body tissue. You go 23 clues without an anagram, then three turn up at once, thias one of TALIBAN SO.
17. Like some chemical agents upsetting stomach over time, not completely pleasant (9)
MUTAGENIC First shot an unparsable INORGANIC, but it’s TUM for stomach “upset”, the AGE for time, and most of NICe from pleasant.
18. Bird hiding initially in plants to get insect (8)
PHEASANT The bird, the plant and the insect are all ones you’ve heard of, our answer, PEAS and ANT respectively. You need the H from Hiding “initially” to complete.
21. Fish dish served with pickle on island (6)
SCAMPI SCAMP for pickle (was for me in my childhood, at least) and I for Island.
22. Prepare to start show briefly with piano (3,2)
REV UP That’ll be gunning the throttle then. Show briefly is REVUe and piano contributes the P
24. Consent given by e.g. Hamlet audibly (5)
DEIGN Well he was a prince of Denmark. Deign means “ to condescend to give” which can be squeezed into consent
25. Sweet strike: perfect! (4)
MINT A satisfying triple definition to finish with.
Might have been quicker had my basic chemistry (8dn, 17dn) been up to scratch.
Of the latter, Zab, you have an errant F.
* Perhaps not a very distinguished one:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/6941924/Albert-Camus-thinker-goalkeeper.html
Edited at 2016-12-22 04:47 am (UTC)
I feel George Dubya passing on some advice he once received: “Mr President, I think you’ll find it’s pronounced keesh”.
RH was much harder than LH, I thought, and I used aids on two answers in order to finish as the hour approached.
The sense of ATE required at 7dn caused problems for some in the QC earlier this week. And the troublemaker of that name also turned up within the past few days; there’s no connection I imagine but it’s a useful way of remembering one or other or both.
KITSCHIEST is not to be found in any of the usual sources, nor even in more than a handful of less than usual ones. I’d have thought the superlative would have been “kitschest” but I can’t find support for that anywhere at all. However, it would be allowed as a 9-letter word on Countdown since they have a rule (established by their pet Oxford lexicographer and etymologist, Susie Dent) that -er and -est endings are permissible for single syllable adjectives even when not specified in the dictionary.
One of the words that caught me out was at 12ac where I was looking for an answer more specific to the clue which, as it turned out, only contained an example.
Edited at 2016-12-22 06:17 am (UTC)
B: adjective. Of the nature of or pertaining to kitsch; garish, sentimental, tasteless. M20.
I missed the “kitchiest” entry in ODE, and it’s in COED too, on the false assumption that everything that appears in them would also be in the much larger SOED that I have access to on my computer, so if I looked there I would find it. It was also worth discovering today that the very useful OneLook site doesn’t seem to reference the contents of the smaller Oxfords. Maybe they have made the same assumption I did.
On the Countdown thing, since it turns out that KITSCHIEST is in the ODE and that is the reference the game-show uses it follows that “kitchest” would not be valid under the rule as stated above. Part of the rule is “unless otherwise stated” and in this case “kitchiest” is given as the superlative.
Edited at 2016-12-22 08:34 am (UTC)
kitsch is a noun and adjective – kitscher, kitschest
kitschy is a separate word, albeit derived from the above – kitschier, kitschiest
Anyhoo, notwithstanding the arcane words, a relatively doable crossword.
I would say KITSCHEST if I said anything of the kind, but the wordplay was sufficiently clear that it didn’t bother me.
Held up by EOSIN, mainly by having to stop and ponder how annoyed, on a scale of 1 to 10, keriothe would be about it. I guessed a 6 and that looks about right.
Otherwise mostly straightforward but a few tricky ones, and a second DNF in a row after I bypassed PALM and forgot to come back to it. Might not have got it anyway – palm as a prize, sure, but not as a win.
Slowish 30 min DNF.
Devise own wordplay, accidentally get everything right.
By the way, Zabbers, you have a bit of “eye” trouble with your optic nerve.
All chemists will write in EOSIN, one of those dyes or indicators it’s hard to wash away.
Liked VROOM and REV UP togetherness but can’t tell you why really.
Time was nearly an hour because I find I have to keep adjusting display size to make keyboard big enough to be able to hit right keys after making grid smaller to see next entry. The only actual delay was having carelessly put OBLATIONS, though LOI was. PALM, where I was ok with victory, but future was dubitable.
As I wrote in DUBITABLE I guessed that there would be a few solvers falling into the DEBATABLE trap. It made a nice change for old Albert not to be a backwards tree.
Oh, the hours we spent back in the Sixties discussing whether Camus really was/wasn’t an existentialist.
The goalkeeper himself said on more than one occasion that he wasn’t, but if you went in the same cafes and smoked the same fags, you tended to be lumped together with Sartre and the rest of the boys/girls in the band whether you liked it or not.
Anyway, I was motoring along just fine today until I hit the SE corner. After about 20 mins trying to sort it out I lost the will to live and came here for some help.
Time: DNF
Thank you, as usual, to esteemed setter and blogger.