ACROSS
1 Lack resources, primarily, in attempt to appear older (8)
SHORTAGE – R[esources] in SHOT AGE
5 Sailor leading ladies and maiden out (6)
ABLOOM – AB LOO (opposite of Gents) M
9 Ass possessed by unpopular journalist beaten (9)
OUTWITTED – TWIT in OUT (unpopular) ED
11 Remain prepared for plague (5)
BESET – BE (remain) SET (prepared for)
12 Joanna beyond reproach (7)
UPRIGHT – double definition, with the first referencing ‘Cockney’ speech, where ‘Joanna’ rhymes with ‘piana’, at least for Dick Van Dyke
13 Partners demanding movie (7)
WESTERN – WE (bridge partners) STERN
14 Unsound biopic altered elementary layout (8,5)
PERIODIC TABLE – anagram* of BIOPIC ALTERED
16 Suburbia‘s leading men cavorting around oddly unclothed (6,7)
MIDDLE ENGLAND – DDL (oddly without its outer letters) in LEADING MEN*; Collins has ‘a characterization of a predominantly middle-class, middle-income section of British society living mainly in suburban and rural England’, so you pays your money and takes your choice
20 Ungainly member, one with rich clothing (7)
LUMPISH – MP I in LUSH
21 European at back of sportsmen’s line after twisting right foot (7)
TROCHEE – RT reversed OCHE (sportsmen in the loosest sense, referencing those who in the public imagination throw little arrows at a board while consuming immense amounts of alcohol: look out for ‘Geordie’ Rowan Atkinson doing a very passable impression of Sid Waddell – he of the immortal phrase. ‘There’s only one word for that: “magic darts!”‘) E
23 Utter, in French, “the infant’s contrary”’ (5)
TOTAL – reversal (contrary) of LA (French ‘the’) TOT (infant)
24 Energy-filled landlord’s due to hold forth — he’s tried before (2-7)
RE-ENTRANT – E in RENT (landlord’s due) RANT
25 Penetrating end of arrow splits atom (6)
SHREWD – W in SHRED
26 Sublime climatE THERE ALbeit not entirely (8)
ETHEREAL – hidden
DOWN
1 Dominant Japanese boar basking? (6)
SHOGUN – HOG in the SUN. Boom! Boom!
2 Good swimmer, going too far, about to flip (5)
OTTER – OTT RE reversed
3 Those originally on sailing ship set off (7)
TRIGGER – T RIGGER
4 Find just what’s needed to attract the lady, and succeed (3,2,8)
GET IT TOGETHER – if you GET IT TO GET HER, then you have a good chance of snaring a lady in Crosswordland, at any rate, even if she’s not the most demanding person sense of humour-wise you’ve ever met
6 Relieved parents settled after graduate belatedly cleared out (7)
BABYSAT – BA BY (first and last letters of BELATEDLY) SAT
7 Offshore site for rearing exotic toy breeds? (6,3)
OYSTER BED – TOY BREEDS*
8 Christian, say, less inclined to speak when touring in East (8)
MUTINEER – IN E in MUTER
10 Doctor to ring West End London location (7,6)
DOWNING STREET – TO RING WEST END*
14 Aristo hosting event joined counter for walkers (9)
PEDOMETER – DO MET in PEER
15 Large bird flapping least tries to follow (8)
EMULATES – EMU + LEAST*
17 Stricken, face turning blue (4,3)
LAID LOW – DIAL reversed LOW
18 A note pocketed by wally one’s taken into the family (7)
ADOPTEE – A TE in DOPE
19 Jovial foursome barred from Glastonbury, perhaps (6)
FESTAL – FESTIVAL minus its IV
22 Ambassador on way, briefly, to lift (5)
HEAVE – HE AVE[nue]
Thanks, U, for the early blog, and to the setter.
“There isn’t an atom of truth in it!”
“There isn’t a shred of truth in it!”
Atom: a very small amount or quantity; minute fragment
Shred: a very small piece or amount; scrap
This crossword was not easy. The big anagrams were tough, and the literals were well-concealed – “Christian, say”, “out”, “dominant Japanese”. I was sure that 20 must begin with ‘limb’, and that in 9 the ‘out’ was at the beginning, rather than wrapped around the twit. I nearly put ‘storey bed’, too….
Quite a puzzle for British GK with 10dn DOWNING STREET, 16 ac MIDDLE ENGLAND, Joanna and Glastonbury to the fore.
FOI 7dn OYSTER BED
LOI 11ac BESET
COD 12ac UPRIGHT
WOD 5ac ABLOOM
Where is Myrtilus, oh where is he!? We had a marmalady moon last night.
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This is surely the only way golf got in … and yes, there are no doubt genuine sports that don’t have that much money but at least we have disposed of tiddlywinks and synchronised swimming ..
Chalk me up as another who was lucky enough to be able to biff TROCHEE. Even though I’ve known the word “oche” since I was a child it never seems to spring to mind when doing crosswords.
Enjoyed the “dominant Japanese” and the “Christian, say” among others. In the case of 8d I immediately thought of Mr. Christian and then sent myself up a garden path by assuming that the answer must start MATE…
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I have never seen Mutiny on the Bounty in any of its incarnations but I have been trained to think of it whenever I see ‘Christian’ in these things.
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True, though at that time he was on the wagon. Perhaps that added a certain verisimilitude to their onscreen relationship.
More than an hour to complete but took three read throughs to get going – FOI OYSTER BED followed by DOWNING STREET and then PERIODIC TABLE – 3 anags. I blame having to get up before the crack of dawn on Mondays…
In the end the debate is a bit of a waste of time: the distinction is impossible to define. From a linguistic point of view the only relevant question is what words people use, and on that basis darts and snooker both qualify.
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It’s only for one day, however, we’ll be back to normal by Wednesday.
Nice blog: thanks, ulaca.
Mutiny on The Bounty has brought to mind two old WW II films that I like, featuring austere ship’s captains. The Caine Mutiny with Humphrey Bogart and the comedy Mr Roberts with Jimmy Cagney and Jack Lemmon. Both are worth whiling away a wet winter’s afternoon if you have the time and haven’t seen them.
COD: UPRIGHT.
Thanks ulaca and setter.
Biffed DOWNING STREET, parsed post-solve.
Most enjoyable puzzle – what I think of as a “proper” Times crossword.
FOI PERIODIC TABLE (still a mystery to me after all these years !)
LOI and COD BABYSAT – silver medal to TROCHEE
TIME 11:11
I was close to entering BABYSIT but then recognised the rather clever relieved parents. ME went in unparsed.
I wonder if darts’ recognition as a sport is legitimised by its inclusion on the channels Uncle Rupert (if it is still he) persuades punters to pay real money for just so they can watch cricket. It must be one of very few sports (I can only otherwise think of tandem cycling) where breaking wind might be regarded as unsportmanlike.
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Great crossword, though, and tougher than your average Monday.
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I got through this in reasonable time but took forever to come up with SHREWD. I kept wondering if SCRAWP could possibly be a word (stranger words have turned out to be correct).