Not everyone will be familiar with the religion cited, though you can trust the wordplay. The saint should be okay. Purists will object to some minor Guardianesque cross referencing, but it’s not too tricky. One nice touch is to have the playwright in the close vicinity of a word derived from one of his best known plays.
So I’ve done what I can to explain what we have, and present my usual clues, definitions and SOLUTIONS
Across
1 Legal officer has trouble breaking strike (7)
BAILIFF To trouble is to AIL, which breaks (is inserted into) BIFF for strike
5 Game withdrawing place for quiz buff (3,2)
RUB UP So the definition is not that sort of buff, unless it’s someone expert in Polish. The game is R(ugby) U(nion) then you have withdrawing as a reversal indicator, and PUB as a common place for a quiz – um – reversed.
9 Writer phones — biographer rings back (5)
IBSEN The words phoNES BIographer ring the reverse (back) of the mostly depressing writer.
10 Doctor, initially kept in barracks, works in kitchen? (9)
COOKBOOKS Doctor is a verb here, so COOK as in the books, followed by the initial letter of Kept within BOOS for barracks, not the accommodation but the catcall variety.
11 Anchor held by hideous, headless phantom (7)
GHOSTLY Adjectival phantom, as in The Phantom Menace (apologies if you despise the movie). Anchor is HOST, more I think an American usage as the person that holds together a TV show. It’s “held” by UGLY for hideous without its first letter, being headless.
12 Marked student’s first, abridged unseen? No (7)
SPOTTED One way of reading this clue is that we have two definitions split by the wordplay, which would be student’s first, S and POTTED for abridged. Both marked and unseen no(t) are adequate definitions. Or it could be that we’re meant to read that it’s potted that’s not unseen. Take your pick.
13 Aid when sewing up chinos in fragments (10)
PINCUSHION At last a nice, comfortable anagram (fragments) of UP CHINOS IN.
15 Right to remove mouse’s head from trap (4)
ORAL Right is MORAL, remove the M(ouse’s) head. Much time lost trying to remove the M from a trap of some description to give right.
18 Husband and child after return fare (4)
NOSH Another reversal (return) of H(usband) and SON for child.
20 When unlikely to be welcomed into a hotel owned by us? (2,3,5)
AT ALL HOURS I have this as an &lit, but I’m open to persuasion. TALL is the stand in for unlikely (tall story and so on) “welcomed into” A H(otel) and followed by OURS for owned by us. Aren’t hotels (at least the better ones) supposed to welcome you whenever you turn up, even if it is “at irregular hours, especially late hours” (Chambers definition of our entry)?
23 Reason given to those being punished (4,3)
WHAT FOR Informally (Chambers) what for is “punishment, chastisement, as in I’ll give you what for” So I believe we have a double definition.
24 Tossing carrot to black kid in Golf (7)
BRIBING We have B(lack) RIB for kid, IN in plain sight and G(olf) in NATOspeak.
25 Developed from birth in US, different from US! (9)
UNBRITISH Our second anagram (developed from) BIRTH IN US. Everyone doing the crossie is assumed to be British for the duration. I was going to quote the famous assessment of early submarines as “underhand, underwater and damned un-British” but careful research shows that Admiral Sir Arthur Wilson used the term “un-English” possibly to the annoyance of the Scots and Welsh.
26 Swindlers, at least eight, after dope … (5)
SPIVS The SP short for Starting Price, is a Woosterish term for gen or dope on the nag’s chances. IVS is Roman for fours, so the minimum for the plural would be two of them. Took me a while.
27 … one more coming in to give out pot (5)
DIXIE Surprisingly, a word of Hindi/Persian origin for a military cooking pot. Referring back to the 8 in the previous clue, we have one more, IX in Roman. In DIE for to give out.
28 Article removed from slope off ramp (7)
SLIPWAY Slope off as a verb is to sneak away, or here SLIP AWAY, with one of the A articles removed.
Down
1 Musician with good news for impatient undergraduate? (7)
BASSOON So the good news briefly given to out impatient undergrad is BA’S SOON.
2 Aug 1 isn’t especially for a saint (8)
IGNATIUS At least two to chose from, the better known one being Loyola, founder of the Jesuits. And our third anagram (especially) of AUG I ISN’T. Not that it matters, but Ignatius Loyola’s feast day is one day before Aug 1.
3 Irritating incident that can harm you at first (5)
ITCHY I’m OK with the definition, and the Y comes from You at first. Why ITCH is an “incident that can harm” I haven’t yet worked out to my satisfaction.
4 Support coming from old Labour leader’s flunky (9)
FOOTSTOOL The old Labour leader who as well as being a previous Labour leader was old when he was, is Michael FOOT. His flunky is therefore FOOT’S TOOL
5 Outlaw to plunder gold, lifting unknown amount (3,3)
ROB ROY Indeed a Scottish outlaw, romanticised and embellished by Walter Scott. Plunder gives ROB, gold is OR, which is reversed (lifting) and Y is our “unknown”
6 Fish from lake caught by one out on it? (7)
BLOATER A (dead) (dried) (smoked) herring, but still a fish. L(ake) is caught in BOATER, who might indeed be out on the lake.
7 Displaying calm — no one was affected (5)
POSED Another where there are two possible definitions at either end of the clue. But I think the better reading has displaying calm to give POISED, from which the I (one) is removed (no one).
8 What’s most impressive about albatross spawning mutant? (8)
WINGSPAN Well, 12 feet is pretty impressive for a bird. And it’s also our fourth anagram (mutant), of SPAWNING
14 Random greeting to Romeo by young lady (3,2,4)
HIT OR MISS Re-spaced, it’s HI TO R(omeo) and young lady MISS
16 Army officer and doctor, each ringing when desperate (4-4)
LAST-GASP So you have a L(ieutenan)T and a G(eneral) P(ractitioner) each “ringing” AS for when.
17 Powerful feller appearing in series 12 (8)
CHAINSAW Cute definition. CHAIN from series, SAW referring back to 12a SPOTTED.
19 Pensioners putting up singular fight for platform to be heard? (7)
SOAPBOX Pensioners are OAPS. Put up the S(ingular) to the front, add BOX for fight.
21 Public service, something with no end, no beginning (7)
UTILTY Like Water Works and Electric Company. I assume something with no end (purpose) is a FUTILITY, remove its beginning.
22 Workplace no longer being kept ready? (6)
OFFICE Something being kept ready for use (such as champagne) is ON ICE. So if it’s no longer being kept ready it’s….
23 Did snake bite? (5)
WOUND two definitions of homographs.
24 Belief, revolutionary one, obsessed captain (5)
BAHAI Strictly Baha’I, a syncretising religion originating in Persia and with a rather splendid temple dominating Haifa. I (one) and our obsessed Captain AHAB (Moby Dick) are reversed (revolutionary)
Not really comfortbale with “swindler” as a synonym – checked some free online dictionaries and they mention disreputable / black-market / illegal deals – but none of those particularly involve swindling – more like the purest form of pricing dictated by supply and demand.
During the war (copyright Uncle Albert, OFAH) at a time of shortage of supply and rationing, spivs diverted limited resources to those with the money to pay. That’s swindling the system and creating further shortages and swindling others out of their due entitlements.
COD wingspan, a pleasing anagram.
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DNK BAHAI but AHAB was the only obsessed captain I could think of, so I trusted the wordplay.
I seem to have seen a lot of PINCUSHIONs recently.
At 12ac my parsing involved definitions at either end of the clue.
I would not call a spiv a swindler. If you are selling black-market goods, it is important to actually deliver the real deal, or word will get around and you won’t have any customers.
I agree about those suspension dots / ellipses joining clues which most often just confuse things, but which I admit did serve a purpose here. Favourite was the surface for WOUND.
…but to my surprise, kept filling ‘em in until the top half was complete at about 18m. FOI PINCUSHION.
Bottom half felt a lot trickier, but progress continued with only minor slowdown until the last couple: Clues that gave me most trouble were
BRIBING – “toss a carrot” was not a familiar expression to me, but eventually concluded this must mean “bribe”
DIXIE – NHO this as a pot, but the cryptic + crossers left no other reasonable choice
SPIVS (LOI) – was really worried about this because dozens of words fit S_I_S. It took eight minutes, and all my self-control not to put a wild guess in there – but I figured it eventually
This is without doubt my best-ever solve of a hard cryptic crossword. And to mark the momentous occasion, I’m going shopping!
Thanks z8b8d8k and setter
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As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God’s name.
(Then Astro_nowt shot it)
After 30 mins pre-brekker, I bunged in Cookbooks unparsed and Spies incorrect.
Nice one. Mostly I liked the defs: “from trap” and “tossing carrot to”.
Thanks setter and Z.
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It’s when they’re seen in every grid that I will make a stink
Why they bug me, I don’t know
Lachrymal vases overflow
There’s water, water everywhere, but not a drop to drink
I’m giving my COD to OFFICE just because it’s very fitting. My workplace is no longer being kept ready, it’s now open. Don’t think I’ll make a habit of coming in again just yet though.
I see the word DIXIE and I think not of a pot but of my very favourite band, Little Feat, and their wonderful song “Dixie Chicken” whence came The Dixie Chicks.
Springboks v All Blacks in Townsville, Qld on Saturday evening NZ time. It’s the 100th meeting between the two; promises to be a cracker!
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Main problem is that I can’t submit, either on or off :leaderboard. Have closed tab and rebooted, but still can’t do it.
Edit: seems to have sorted itself out.
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I thought 15ac ORAL was brilliant but now that I think about it ‘right to remove mouse’s head’ is a bit odd. It suggests that the word MORAL is removing its own head.
Similarly I really liked BRIBING but now that I think about it the concept of a ‘carrot’ doesn’t imply bribery.
But like I say I really enjoyed the puzzle so whatthehell.
Anyone else wonder (however briefly) how XI was one more than eight?
Thanks setter and blogger for an enjoyable romp!
Good puzzle, 24′ 44″, thanks z and setter.
I have resisted the temptation to log out and then comment on 3dn 🙂
Nearly all done in about 13 minutes, but got stuck on one clue at the end. No prizes for guessing which.
Thanks for the blog Z. And thanks setter for letting me get that off my chest.
And the definition seems entirely accurate to me. Collins seems to agree: ‘a person who makes a living by underhand dealings or swindling’.
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The way things are going, spivs will soon be knocking out Calor gas containers in the UK.
Thanks to Z and the setter.
JD: Hope you heal rapidly
Oh, well, protected my NITCH, I suppose…
Excellent puzzle and blog.
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Agree with vinyl that a spiv isn’t a swindler — eventually bunged in SPINS, though no idea about where the 8 needed for the link comes from.
Otherwise very enjoyable and tough.
I didn’t think much of SPOTTED, which I think must be definition / wordplay / definition, an awkward thing to have to deal with at the best of times but really not at all justified by the unnatural surface reading here. On the other hand, COOKBOOKS was excellent.
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My time was somewhere between 45 and 50 minutes. A much enjoyed puzzle. I had my money’s worth.
FOI 2dn IGNATIUS
LOI 24dn BAHAI
COD 28ac SLIPWAY
WOD 25ac UNBRITISH
I missed out the middle of 10ac COOKBOOKS and just read:-
Doctor works in kitchen!
My Old Man hung on to his square WWII-issue ‘DIXIE’ – thus 27ac was a write in.
I nearly got stuck at the bottom. DIXIE and SLIPWAY took a while and I was trying to fit the Roman numeral IX into 26a.
This was my last in and once I thought of SPIVS I had no problem with it.
A lunchtime solve, under an hour probably.
David
Today’s cryptic Quitagram (page 10 of Times2 section) give answers that make it pretty clear today is someone’s big birthday so Many Happy Returns!
COD 7d POSED now it is explained fully.
I thought that I’ve seen roman numerals followed by S as integer non singular multiplier before, so no MER re rather clever 27a SPIVS. I liked the link to 27A DIXIE.
Andyf
Too many went in with a bit of a shrug — are SPIVS and swindlers really the same thing? DIXIE or DOXIE (a prostitute) — guessed with odds in favour of DIXIE; BAHAI — NHO but relied on parsing; UTILITY from the definition and three checkers — not sure how the parsing worked; POSED — didn’t see how that worked.
Still, a reasonable time for a high SNITCH so erring on the more satisfied side…
I decided to concede at 1 hour (LOI was predictably LAST GASP), but I found this enjoyably taxing. Unfortunately the SE corner defeated me – I had settled on ‘ramp’ being the definition of 28A – but only managed SWIND(a)LE – location of the old corpse road in Cumbria – as my less than credible ‘slope’ (with no convincing explanation for ‘off’).
Thank you to z8b8d8k and the setter.
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Some clever clues here, like UNBRITISH, RUB UP, ORAL, OFFICE and LAST-GASP, but I think my COD is WOUND for its concision.
FOI Bailiff
LOI Dixie
COD Wound
Mood Meldrewvian as per ‘One Foot in the Grave’.
Slow all round. COD 23ac WHAT FOR – very British – unlike 25ac.
A__S (when) around TALL and A H (all as per blog) OUR (owned by us). Seems to work just as well.
You have a different Chambers?
“Heteronym: a word of the same spelling as another, but of different pronunciation and meaning.” Subtle.
Nevertheless, Happy Birthday young fellow.