I scattered clues around the grid with compete abandon, ignoring any semblance of systematic solving and rather moving on from clues I couldn’t resolve without the kind of relentless concentration that leads to a proper solve. So it took me some 25 minutes to get to the full grid, some way over the current average time. You need some acquaintance with Edward Lear, The History of Modern Philosophy (or the Australian Philosophers’ Song from Python, whichever is handier), some French and Latin (but not much), and a teeny bit of Eng Lit. My only-vaguely-known word of the day crops up at 26, but the wordplay is reasonable.
I present my explications clues in italics, definitions also underlined, and solutions in BOLD CAPITALS
Across
1 Plums and biscuits (8)
CRACKERS The best I’ve got for this double definition is, well, biscuits (obviously) and then from Chambers entry on cracker “something exceptionally good or fine of its type” which I guess is equivalent to plum as in plum job. I’m open to offers.
6 European province in movement making quick progress (6)
DANISH A good example of where spotting the definition is key: if you thought it was “making quick progress”, you’re sunk. The province is N(orthern) I(reland) which is in DASH for all of the rest of the clue
9 Close pub or inn that’s dodgy — funny thing found in the kitchen? (8,5)
RUNCIBLE SPOON Okay, you spot it’s an anagram straight away (“that’s dodgy”) of CLOSE PUB OR INN. If you’re like me, it takes a while for the solution to emerge. Funny, I think, because it’s a bit of Edward Lear* nonsense, from The Owl and the Pussycat – you use it for dining on mince and slices of quince, and in the kitchen because that’s one place you find spoons. Unless it’s become applied to some arcane percussion instrument.
*Some bits of the internet claim the runcible spoon turns up in Boswell, but that’s not nearly as funny
10 Forceful companion, weak-looking on the outside (6)
PUNCHY Companion in this parish often means a Companion of Honour, hence CH. Weak looking is PUNY. Assemble
11 Book produced by original man, great chronicler (4,4)
ADAM BEDE Beguiled by the B, I was looking for a chronicler whose second name so begins. But the book is by Mary Ann Evans (George Eliot), the original man ADAM, and the great chronicler is the 7th/8thcentury historian the Venerable BEDE
13 Polish soldiers, excellent chaps beginning to train (10)
REFINEMENT Easy stuff: soldiers R(oyal) E(ngineers), excellent FINE and chaps MEN. Get the T from the beginning of Train
15 Gardener about to retreat at back of house (4)
HOER Someone who hoes. About RE reversed (retreat) behind HO(use)
16 Nuts only 40% chewed (4)
MAST Acorns and chestnuts and such. Take (fortunately) the first 4 of the 10 letters of MASTICATED (chewed)
18 Delivery is badly organised, showing contempt (10)
DERISIVELY Does the adverb form quite work? Whatever, it’s an anagram (badly organised) of DELIVERY IS.
21 Notice in quarrels some piercing objects (8)
BRADAWLS Tools for making holes. Notice is AD, placed in BRAWLS for quarrels. Wasted time wondering how to fit arrows in
22 A maiden for speaking without sense of what is right (6)
AMORAL Straight charade: A M(aiden) ORAL for speaking
23 Occurrence at Wimbledon featured in best-seller, unusually stylish writing (6,7)
BELLES LETTRES Your Wimbledon occurrence is a LET, when a serve catches the net on its way through. The rest is a rather decently spotted anagram (unusually) of BEST-SELLER
25 Try to make a date with a spy on the phone (3,3)
ASK OUT If you communicate by phone, it sounds like A SCOUT or spy
26 Key period of abstinence limiting superior food (8)
ESCULENT Constructed from wordplay, a pretentious word for edible, or something that is eatable. The key is ESC (top left on your keyboard, the period of abstinence is LENT, and stick In a U for superior
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2 Switch needs hammering in cylinder, briefly (7)
REROUTE A hammering is a ROUT, and brief cylinder is a REE(l). Assemble.
3 Like many a soldier or prisoner given words to say (11)
CONSCRIPTED A prisoner CON given word to say SCRIPTED
4 Girl climbing tree with boy finally following (5)
EMILY It’s the tree that does the “climbing”, reversing LIME. The last letter of boY follows
5 Rescue brute, grabbing tail finally (7)
SALVAGE The brute is SAVAGE, as in the current Sky version of Brave New World. “Grab” an L from the back end of taiL
6 Famous Frenchman showing some maps of his country (9)
DESCARTES Plus de Français, translating “some maps” as DES CARTES. “And Rene Descartes was a drunken f##t, ‘I drink, therefore I am.’”
7 Artificial language of emperor dismissing king (3)
NEO Nothing to do with the Matrix. “An artificial language launched by an Italian, Arturo Alfandari, in 1961” (Chambers) “Progress was cut short by Alfandari’s death in 1969 and the language was mostly forgotten” (Wiki). The emperor we need is NERO, dismiss the R(ex) king
8 Evil girl without a date (4,3)
SINE DIE Latin, this time, for use in committee meetings when you want to kick discussion into the long grass. Evil: SIN, and the girl EDIE, short for Edith, and yes, I know at least one.
12 I have labour reallocated in terms of how folk go about things (11)
BEHAVIOURAL An anagram (reallocated) of I HAVE LABOUR
14 Bequest now met with excitement after death? (9)
ENDOWMENT An anagram (with excitement) of NOW MET follows on END for death
17 “Bugs” in garment in water rising to the surface (7)
AEROBES I think all there is to this is that ROBE for garment fits inside a reversal (rising to the surface) of SEA for water. Aerobes are creatures that need free oxygen, so it may be there’s more than a hint of water borne ones rising to the surface to breathe
19 Decide to get puzzle out again (7)
RESOLVE What some of us do with the Championship puzzles on later Wednesdays, completely forgetting our work on the day. A double definition, the second whimsical
20 Amelia is one admitting love affair (7)
LIAISON Today’s (neatly) hidden, indicated by “admitting”, in AmeLIA IS ONe
22 Vehicle in frozen region caught out (5)
ARTIC Short for articulated lorry, the ARCTIC frozen region with the first of its C(aught)s missing
24 Small room for game (3)
LOO Double definition, the second a card game popular in the 18th century
MAST and ESCULENT went in based on wordplay (with fingers crossed). My LOI was AEROBES and I was glad to have remembered LOO (as a game) and ARTIC from previous crosswords. (We call the trucks semi-trailers here in Aus.)
NHO ESCULENT on its first appearance outside a Mephisto. Wordplay was helpful here.
DK AEROBES specifically, but AERO was easy to assume which with other checkers in place didn’t leave much to work out.
I believe we have had MAST as pigfeed before although I didn’t remember it when I first worked out the possibility of MAST{icated} and wasted a lot of time trying to justify DAFT instead.
SINE DIE came up very recently and caught me out so I was pleased to remember it (eventually) today.
Knew ADAM BEDE who also came up recently but I wasn’t sure what the ‘great chronicler’ thing was all about.
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I wondered whether ESCULENT might be related to “esurient”, the Cheese Shop sketch word that’s come up a few times before, speaking of Python, and Chambers tells me they both come from Latin “edere”, to eat, via “esca”, food.
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Loved 6d, which was very clever. I was looking for RENE as the all-purpose cruciverbal Frenchman, but it wasn’t, but then it was after all!
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I , too, am an Oxfam volunteer who revels in the challenges of “The Times” cryptic crossword.. It is a small world!
Regards. Jovan.
If you got it, it was a Hoot. Otherwise, Tosh.
Thanks setter and Z.
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Lots of challenging anagrams. Does a RUNCIBLE SPOON exist? Had AMOEBAE at first.
13′ 42″, thanks z and setter.
1871, coined by Edward Lear with no definition, but was applied to the following by 1926.
And “the following” is the spoon-fork thingy. I’ve got one somewhere; used it once.
Andyf
COD: SINE DIE, nice surface.
Tuesday’s answer (work intervened yesterday): Norwich is on the Wensum.
Today’s question: which George Eliot novel could be clued by ‘R’?
Like many I expect, LOI was AEROBES.
21:59 with one wrong, DAFT, and a typo.
(Or indeed an F on its side.)
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Perhaps Hamlet was up against it with the Elsinore daily. I found this one relatively untaxing though briefly held up at the end by mast and aerobes. While it may not be an absolute plum or cracker the 1 ac. offering does rather appeal. 20’52.
Esculent. Mast. Every day’s a school day on here. Thanks z.
Quite a few went in unparsed – BRADAWLS, ESCULENT, REROUTE and AEROBES – so many thanks to Z for the detailed blog.
I was pleased with myself for remembering the ‘ch’ for companion in PUNCHY and I enjoyed sorting out DERISIVELY, BELLES LETTRES and BEHAVIOURAL. My COD goes to LIAISON – I always enjoy hidden word clues.
Thanks to the setter for the challenge.
European = Dane is fine ( common convention) but European = Danish somehow doesn’t sit right to me – even though the logic is similar.
We had “Adam Bede” recently (I got it wrong last time) and I’m sure we’ve had “Runcible Spoon” in a 15×15 before.
Good puzzle overall and very pleased to finish without mistakes.
Looking at the first three answers, I wondered if one could eat CRACKERS and DANISH with a RUNCIBLE SPOON. Lockdown has obviously addled my brain.
FOI CRACKERS
LOI PUNCHY (I struggled with REROUTE)
COD MAST
TIME 9:12
COD DESCARTES which although obvious clueing, I enjoyed anyway
And the useless detours’ which will chime with anyone who struggled before they found their Ms/Mr Right. Gave up on MAST, thought of it but didn’t think it was compatible with ‘Nuts’