18.51 for this one, which included a couple of minutes’ diligent checking to make sure everything was as right as I could get it and the parsing was all in place. Three of these later this month and I would be sneaking in under the wire, just – assuming I remembered to send in my acceptance, which I think I did and fear I didn’t. There’s a few teasers in the general knowledge department in this one, including some where the word is familiar enough but used with a less familiar meaning, and I’m guessing if there is an entry that gives rise to a communal error, it’ll be 14ac. This particular grid has one useful feature: four 7-letter words have all but 2 letters checked, so there’s really no excuse for getting, let’s say, 5 down wrong, even with the dreaded word “plant” in the clue.
Here’s my unscrewing:
Across
1 MEDIOCRE average
For once the doctor is not a 2-letter abbreviation, but a whole word: MEDIC absorbs a 0, and you need the “on” to get the finishing RE.
9 TIME WARP requirement for hyper-fast travel
…and then a step to the right and we have an anagram of PERMIT taking in W(ith) A. Clearly nonsense – what you really need is an infinite improbability drive.
10 COMPILER me
A setter by any other name. Credit provides the CR bracketing O(rder of) M(erit) and PILE for stacks
11 UPLANDER resident in hills
And the parish magazine for All Saints, Epping Upland, as it happens. Ahead gives UP (“Hamilton is well up on Rosberg in the race for the F1 championship”) and, while I tried to get in my NASA abbreviations for lunar vehicles, LEM, LRV and so on, this ones just a generic LANDER. Here’s Apollo 11’s, as pictured in 2011 by the LRO. Yes we did.
12 CAPITALISM System
Compiled from first rate CAPITAL, IS and the beginning of Malfunction. Political/economic commentary? For or against?
14 KNOT Sandpiper
The wading bird turns up in this place about every 6 months, occasionally with its alter ego KNOT. Knot is also a huddled group. At least it’s not a homophone for sandpaper this time.
15 REALITY fact
In English law, realty is exactly immovable property: US solvers might come to the same answer from a different angle. Stick in an I.
17 STELLAR Excellent
Principal (as in the STAR of the show) “admits” E(nglish) and two L(earner)s/students.
21 OCHE
Cryptic definition where the local is a pub and the missiles are darts. The oche is the line behind which the dartist stands, 7 ft 9 1⁄4 in from the face of the dartboard. The origin? No-one knows.
22 RELUCTANCE disinclination
A rather obviously signalled anagram of UNCLE REACT
23 MARATHON battle
MARAT was a French revolutionary, sadly in the great scheme of things best known for being murdered in his bath by Charlotte Corday. Handy that the artist David was on hand to capture the scenefor posterity. For our purpose, add H(usband) and ON for “taking place”.
25 CRUCIFIX holy image
Technically, the version with the little man on it. I(n) C(harge) is reversed, the R(oyal) U(lster) C(onstabulary), now the Police Service ofNorthern Ireland*, is inserted. FIX for “restore” is – um – fixed to the end.
*Should have been the less clumsy Northern Irish Police Service until somebody noticed the acronym.
26 TENTACLE It feels
Submerge C(old) in TENT for wine and ALE for beer
27 DILIGENT meticulous
Redo EDITING and insert L(ine). Instructions for solving are rarely this clear.
Down
2 ELONGATE stretch
Again, follow the instructions. Take the front off (m)ELON, place ATE for scoffed after G(ood)
3 IMPERIAL stag/magnificent
Checked post-solve, but deer have many epithets and this might just as well be one. In this case, “a stag with fourteen points on its antlers”, which I assume is quite a lot.
4 COLD heartless
C(onservative) OLD for veteran. Another bit of political commenttary?
5 ETRURIA pot plant
The pot is significant: Etruria was the 4th factory built by Josiah Wedgwood in Staffordshire for his upper class gazunders. So not an unknown bit of greenery at all. An anagram of RURALITE with the L ditched. I would have believed it was a house plant if a faint bell hadn’t rung. Just as well there are 5 checkers.
6 EMBLEMATIC significant
Assemble the anagram fodder from 2 M(ale)s and CELIBATE.
7 CARDINAL College man/of fundamental importance
Don’t bother looking for Oriell, Eton or the LSE: Cardinals of the Catholic variety belong to their own College, and this is a pretty straight double definition.
8 OPERATOR Machiavellian (noun)
Consstructed from ORATOR for speaker with P(romise)E emptied and inserted. “Al Capone was some operator”.
13 AFTERSHOCK tremors later
In many households, puddings are AFTERS. Add a glass or two of HOCK, British for German white wine.
15 ROOM-MATE One shares
MATE is a winning position in chess, of course, and a MOOR/Arab “uprising” provides the rest.
16 ADHERENT Follower
D(ied) HERE (in this case) consumed by by the crossword regular soldier ANT
18 LOATHING Disgust
Heather’s nom de plume is LING; force it to “defend” OATH for expletive
19 ARCADIANRustic
Arcadia is “a district in Greece whose people were traditionally idealized as having a simple rural lifestyle, with much music and dancing”. For construction purposes, the song is an ARIA, and the misreant a CAD. Add a chess (k)N(ight) to complete.
20 GLANCEDtook a quick look
G(rand) and D(uke) surround LANCE, close enough to a pike, though I would propose that one is cavalry, the other infantry. Still essentially a pointy stick.
24 FULLComprehensive/with no spare places
A neat double definition to finish with.
One question. A stack is a pile, but how does “stacks” clue “pile”? I assume I’m missing something obvious?
Thanks setter and Z.
I did consider questioning singular pile from plural stacks, not least because our compiler could easily have left the S off without affecting the surface reading. I suppose either word, whether singular or plural, could answer the question ” how much money does he have?” To that extent, they’re interchangeable, so just another misdirection. Unless it really is an editorial slip!
Pile.
Hmm.
My biggest problem was the NW, where I simply could not see ‘mediocre’, ‘compiler’, capitalism’, ‘elongate’, and ‘imperial’ for the longest time. I was playing around with ‘pi’ for ‘good’ for a long time, trying to make ‘expiate’ or something like that fit. As for ‘etruria’, I bunged that in without too much thinking – it’s really the only likely arrangement of the letters.
LOI & COD OCHE
Oche (1920’s) was originally spelt ‘hockey’in the 1920’s darts rule book but became oche in the 1970s.
Might derive from hochen – to spit – a mark used in pub spitting competitions! Not so nice.
horryd – Shanghai
Re 7a, Christ Church (Oxford) was called Cardinal’s college when founded, then Henry VIII disposed of Wolsey in 1530, but the college crest still sports his hat. Wolsey is still regarded by us as the founder and Henry as a bounder; we are or were Cardinal’s men…
I liked oche and Etruria for the lateral thinking needed.
Edited at 2015-10-01 08:17 am (UTC)
Not often I like cryptic definitions but OCHE is very good if rendered easy by O?H?
If you were there you would be unlikely to forget the sandpaper/sandpiper clue – still one of the worst homophones to ever appear
I do remember Peter B trying to defend it I think along the lines that posh public school types might manage to mangle both words – hope I haven’t done the lad a disservice there
Others here will recall the clue and perhaps can throw more light on it
Earliest I see is 2008, where jimbo himself finds a homophone that’s even worse!
http://times-xwd-times.livejournal.com/290657.html
Always interesting to look back at the old blogs to see who was and who wasn’t contributing back then
‘System’ isn’t much of a definition for CAPITALISM, so I took this as a rather topical semi-&Lit.
ETRURIA is very clever, a fact I missed completely while solving. Only having to arrange two of the letters was helpful.
My last in was KNOT: I don’t remember seeing the sandpiper before. No doubt I’ve just forgotten it.
Edited at 2015-10-01 08:29 am (UTC)
I almost succumbed to weakness on my LOI, initially only seeing RADICALISM at 12A and thinking I might just bung it in before a trawl of the alphabet yielded CAPITALISM.
Nikki.
Edited at 2015-10-01 08:42 am (UTC)
Very satisfying when they eventually revealed themselves without requiring any obscure knowledge.
I guess OCHE could be considered obscure, but it comes up often enough here for it to be a write-in today.
So I struggled, but I thought this was just a terrific puzzle. Every clue made me think. Every clue ultimately satisfied. Great work.
COD … TENTACLE, which made me laugh when the penny dropped and which has a surreal surface.
Agree that TENTACLE was the pick of a solid bunch of clues.
Z, you should have received a letter last week confirming final details for 17th. If, as sounds likely, you didn’t it might be worth dropping an email to crosswordchampionship “at” the-times dot co dot uk.
I don’t think I’ve conciously come across it before, but I suppose it works in the same way as, say, Liverpudlian or vegetarian.
I don’t want to alarm you Zab, but I got a “Thankyou for confirming your place” letter from the Times only last week. If I were you I’d email crosswordchampionship@the-times.co.uk and start grovelling!
It was David who got back to me.
And if there’s been a cock-up, tell them I said you can have my place!
Thanks to all for solicitous help on the Championship: I don’t think my path has ever gone smoothly, not always my fault! I will pass on any developments and still hope to see ome of you there.
OCHE went straight in (though I had the H in place to help me), but although I thought of ETRURIA straight away from the anagram, I didn’t twig the brilliant “pot plant” until going over the clues again after I’d finished.
All in all a delightful puzzle, and definitely worth a drink if the setter taps me on the shoulder next time we meet.