For amusement, and inspired by 1 ac, I’ll star each of the answers my computer fails to recognise. I’ll guess there will be three. So let’s throw the letters in the air and see where they land:
Across
1 SPELLCHECK* What one gets with computer?
And straight away I’ve remembered that the visual editor in LJ doesn’t spellcheck. But MS word does, and I’ll feed the info from there. One of life’s little ironies is that spellcheck isn’t recognised by your average spellcheck. Short period SPELL; more or less C(irca) and HECK for those who want to say hell but daren’t ‘cos they’ll get a whack from their ma.
6 HEMP drug
Good old fashioned cannabis by another name that smells as sweet. Did you know that in 1563 Queen Elizabeth I decreed that land owners with 60 acres or more must grow Cannabis or else face a £5 fine? She needed the string. P(erson) on HEM. (Note for novices: on does not necessarily mean at the front)
9 PROTEAN in many forms
DTIK this as its meaning. Sharply criticise PAN; insert ROTE for repetition.
10 SIDECAR drink
The fish is the IDE, and blemish SCAR. Insert one in t’other
12 CONFORMING obeying rules
Trick CON, group of children FORM, 1 N(o) G(ood)
13 EMU it’ll never fly
There are too many arboreal creatures, and things that won’t fly (starting with, say, bricks) to solve this without checkers. It’s a (l)EMU(r) with its “wings” clipped.
15 LAYMAN no cleric
Set against gives LAY, and the bishop is a (chess) MAN
16 BOOTLESS unprofitable
Brush up your Shakespeare: JC: “doth not Brutus bootless kneel?” Rather neatly, your ship, SS, is docked (just placed in this case) at BOOTLE. You are then in the purview of the Mersey Docks and Harbour Board (and little lambs eat ivy).
18 IN COMMON Shared
Wages are INCOM(e), which is docked and has MON(day) added.
20 ALBERT Prince
The HALBERT* loses its head. Many variant spellings, but not of Albert.
23 TOM male
As in cat. The big work is a TOME, from which the E(nergy) is detached
24 LIKE BLAZES forcefully
Well, it is what arsonists do.
26 FRESHET flood
Surprisingly, no *. Did not know this word, and misread flood as food anyway. The lady is SHE, and “to be anxious” supplies the consuming FRET.
27 CREVICE split
C(old) REV(erend) and C(hurch of) E(ngland). Nice surface.
28 STEW Food
Club caterers are STEW(ards) who turn up half cut.
29 NON-STARTER Perhaps main course.
Defined by what it isn’t. Also any horse that you are foolish enough to place a bet on. Which may well therefore also become a main course of (say) lasagne.
Down
1 SEPT* clan
Originally Irish. Group is SET. Grab P(ower)
2 ECONOMY Thrift (is called for)
An anagram, the first of the day, of MONEY placed around CO(mpany)
3 LIEBFRAUMILCH* wine
Anagram of IF LIBERAL CHUM for the iconic 70’s plonk, almost all of which Germany sensibly exports.
4 HUNGRY Poor
The country of countless cracker jokes with its A(rea) removed
5 CASH IN ON Take advantage of
Trick is (again, see 12) CON, and it receives A well-deserved kick in the SHIN. Verbal use permitted by Chambers.
7 EXCRETE Discharge
Old (ie former) lover is EX, CRETE is, apparently, an island. Who knew?
8 PERQUISITE fringe benefit
From which “perk”. Agent is REP, Reverse it, add QUITE for somewhat, and insert (h)IS sans initial.
11 DIGITAL CAMERA one gets the picture
An anagram of DAME LIT A CIGAR.
14 PLAINTIFFS people in court
A slightly disguised chestnut: obvious is PLAIN, diplays of irritation TIFFS
17 COCKATOO One bird
Another bird is a COCK, and this one is AT OO, representative of eggs.
19 COMPETE try to win
Finish is COMPLETE. Delete the £.
21 ELEGIST cryptic definition
An elegy is a song of mourning, and keen is, in one of its definitions, to mourn. A rather fine laconic clue.
22 ABACUS Not something we now count on
And just who is “we”? A BAC(k) support (not a bra!) is U/S
25 JEER shout of disaproval
J(udge) plus E’ER for a poetic “always”
And one possible answer is: il pleut comme vache qui pisse. Or did you have the hallebardes in mind?
Edited at 2015-04-16 02:18 am (UTC)
The Japanese, of course, have それはダットサンの歯車を降っている, roughly translated as it’s raining Datsun cogs.
My problem was with ‘Liebfraumilch’, which took a couple of guesses, and then I was stuck for a long time on the ‘Albert’/’elegist’ crossing. All correct in the end, though.
Struggled with the rest, particularly the German wine and the ELEGIST.
In my riparian childhood a minor flood was always referred to as a “fresh”. I always just took it as a reference to the semi-salty water being flushed out into the ocean, but perhaps it derives from 26ac.
Thanks setter and blogger.
For the Japanese, my crib has: 土砂降りである (doshaburi de aru) — Earth and sand are falling.
Edited at 2015-04-16 05:39 am (UTC)
Mine’s funnier.
Chapeau!
If that’s right (and why not?) it makes the clue both more elegant and helpful. I clearly failed to spot it before and after solving!
Last in by a mile was BOOTLESS. This might be quite a hard clue for those who have never heard of Bootle, like.
COD … LIKE BLAZES. Of course.
[laɪx]
Edited at 2015-04-16 11:34 am (UTC)
Edited at 2015-04-20 11:50 am (UTC)
Then came the tricky job of justifying this. 5 mins later I had proceeded no further and then the penny dropped. Der, Brian. Wish I was clever.
Thanks for reminding me about Blue Nun Olivia.
As someone who grew up in Bootle I got a kick out of Sotira’s “like”. Thanks for that.
I see Black Tower also got a name check below. I recall that me and my friends also drank a fair bit of Niersteiner back in the day.
I’m another who got EMU straight away with no checkers. ‘It’ll never fly’, three letters, can’t make an arboreal creature out of MOA, next.
My last in was ELEGIST, and I thought it had a bit of the feel of yesterday’s puzzle to it. In a good way.
It was always il pleut des cordes when I lived in France, which must be the stage before ‘raining stair rods’.
What Stephen Fry wouldn’t do for a few sovs…
Edited at 2015-04-16 10:44 am (UTC)
The former went against spellcheck, like blazes (although I now agree that pyromaniac would have been better) and non-starter.
Queries were protean (meaning?), Albert (what’s the weapon?), freshet (DNK), sept (DNK) and perquisite (DNK). I’d have got the last of these much more quickly if I’d spotted the pangram.
Add me to the “checkers, schmeckers, emu was my first in” club.
Regarding your note for novices at 6 Z, in an across clue “on” pretty much always indicates at the back.
Black Tower was the archetypal undrinkable Lieb.
Very tired and didn’t feel up to making the effort, so went for aids for PLAINTIFF and STEW, of all things. Otherwise same lacunae in knowledge as everyone else.
Rob
Like tringmardo I managed to resist bunging in SHELLSHOCK at 1ac.
A pleasant, straightforward solve.
DNK “halbert”, and wasn’t at all sure. I had a half memory of a “halbard” (which doesn’t exist) being some sort of medieval tunic (which it isn’t). Also DNK SEPT, which was too close to “sect” for my liking. Still, all’s well that ends well.
Failed to parse ELEGIST, and wondered if there was some famous (though clearly not that famous) write called “Keen”. Nor did I know FRESHET as anything except a small stream. Fortunately, the wordplay and checkers were enough.