No push over this one, though I did manage to scrape in 59 seconds before the big hand hit the 6. That’ll be 29.01 for those of you who are too young to be bothered with analogue. A certain amount of transatlantic co-operation is necessary for this one, with one clue that manages to combine both cricket and footie, and an Americanism (which I had to make assumptions about) which ignores a much more familiar reference. There’s an obscure (to me, at least) French location, but fortunately you don’t really have to know very much about it. You do need to know quite a bit of belligerent stuff and little bits of Latin, Greek, German and French. Any complaints should be addressed to the editor, but feel free to let off steam here. Here are my inklings:
Across
1 TEABAG One used….
In other words, it’s a cryptic definition, and rather a twisty one. A fortune teller might want to use the pattern of tealeaves left in the bottom of your cuppa, If you’ve used a teabag, or even (shudder) left one in the cup, the tasseomancer is thwarted, Unless your future involves being suffocated by a large pillow, which it probably should if you leave the teabag in the cup. You are advised not to look up teabag in the Urban Dictionary. This is not, after all, Sunday.
4 DUCK SOUP a walk in Central Park
A walk in the park is something easy to do, and Central Park signals that, in this case, it’s an American stroll. Shun (DUCK) course (SOUP) provides the remaining wordplay. Nothing to do with Groucho and brothers: I learned today that DUCK SOUP is also American for something very easy. UD references Raymond Chandler and such. You are advised not to read on (again).
9 ACADEMIA Dons, perhaps
And an anagram of A MAC and IDEA
10 LYCEUM a garden once
Clearly an anagram of LUCY and ME, though the garden definition is not the most obvious. Aristotle used to stroll in Athens Central Park, which carried the LYCEUM tag, while philosophing. Now a generic name for a posh school.
11 SHANGHAI Eastern port
And also railroad (verb) to force or trick into doing something, such as join a ship’s crew. Did you know it’s also to score a single, double and treble of the same number in darts? Neither did I.
12 BOFFIN Lab worker
Two unpleasant smells, B O and NIFF, the second backwards
13 GRENOBLE (far from it) here?
Tourcoing manages to be a city suburb of Lille, but you only need the G on the end, with RE (touching) and NOBLE for far from base. I’ll leave you to decide whether the distance between the two places, 813 kilometres, qualifies as “far from” doing double duty.
15 DOZE Drop off
At last an easy one. Notes might be Do(h)s. Auditors here hear things.
17 FESS Something maybe to put on an escutcheon
A broad horizontal band on an heraldic shield. Own translates to FESS as in confess something, both more usually with “up”. Thanks again, America. I initially thought BOSS worked just as well – Federer totally owned/bossed Centre Court.
19 EDGEHILL battle
Sunday 23 October 1642, the first major engagement in the English Civil War. Ease gives you EDGE (he eased past the guards), pain gives ILL, H(ard) is placed between the two.
20 EXOCET missile
The cryptic works thus. Your golf driver starts on the TEE, steer is COX, insert one into t’other and reverse. Exocets were French built anti-ship missiles which played a major role in the 1982 Falklands conflict, such as sinking HMS Sheffield. It’s French for flying fish. Subtle.
21 HOME BIRD one to stay in, mostly
PM is Prime Minister Alec Douglas HOME (October 1963 to October 1964) the last member of the House of Lords to serve in that office. BIRD and time are both slang terms for a prison sentence.
22 OPORTO City
Left is PORT (if you’re facing forward) and 0-0 your goalless draw which hems it in.
23 RETROFIT later upgrade
Row gives TIER, defensive facility FORT. Insert one into t’other and reverse.
24 BARONESS an English lady
Such as Margaret Thatcher (Falklands again – is this deliberate?). Nudity gives BARENESS, swap the first of the E’s to a 0 (nothing). I expect a scattering of annoyed solvers who sub the other way round. A rather juicy surface.
25 FINING Means to clarify
I would have expected the plural, but Chambers says it’s ok. Result of research “FINDING” from which the central D escapes.
Down
2 ECCE HOMO religious act
A slightly odd definition, which might have been meant to be “religious art”. ECCE HOMO, Latin for “behold the man”, the words of Pontius Pilate presenting a scourged and humiliated Jesus to the crowd, and the subject of many, often gruesomely graphic, works of art. I’m not aware of it being a specific ritual. The wordplay is one of the standard abbreviations for the Church of England, CE, doubled and placed head to head, plus HOM (in, HOMe, short), plus O(ver), cricket already.
3 BADINAGE teasing
The horrible slang pants gives BAD, “old” gives IN AGE. French for banter. Banter is now redefined as (probably illegal) verbal harassment.
4 GUMSHIELD player’s protection
Sticks GUMS, retained HELD, covering 1.
5 DRAW IN ONES HORNS save
As in economise. I think this works as an imaginary completion of picture of a lone rhino, which you might do by drawing in the horns. There might be some more subtle wordplay, but I haven’t spotted it.
6 KEYNOTE Theme
The economist is KEYNES, here produced without his S, and including O(ld) T(estament) books. Not the sixth Marx brother, Commo, then.
7 OPEN FIRE Take first shot
Tournament is OPEN (as in the French…) kick out is FIRE, as in dismiss in a Sugary way.
8 PIMENTOS Peppers
Top of Paint (in a down clue), plus an anagram of TIN and SOME indicated by “shot”. Another good credible surface
14 LEITMOTIF thread
I liked this definition, accurate but somewhat misleading. Anagram (embroider) of OMIT TILE with F(ine) at the end
15 DIVE BOMB Attack
A bit of Yodaspeak: club thought little of is a DIVE, high cost in British slang is a BOMB. Though in Falklands corner, not really a Falklands action, as Argentine planes attempting to dive from height were usually shot down, They came in fast and low, and had some success with the Luke Skywalker shot.
16 ZERO HOUR when one’s carried out (sc “attack” from previous clue)
Hidden, not very well, since it looks really odd, in booZER – OHO! – URgently
17 FLYBLOWN with eggs, repulsively
“Infested with fly eggs, rotten” Fan is BLOW, pelt produces FLY, where pelt means run headlong, not skin, or throw. Pole provides the final N(orth)
18 STAR SIGN House
A celebrity autograph hunter wants to see the pursued star sign. Duh..
19 EVERTON Football club
To turn out is to EVERT, and ON is a (cricket) side at Old Trafford, not the MU field of dreams but the Test ground (almost) next door.
I suspect we’re going to have a lot of DNF today. There are just too many things here that most people are likely not to know. If I hadn’t been a wiz at heraldry when I was a 10-year-old, I would never have gotten ‘fess’.
Now when did they have the Winter Olympics at Grenoble?
Also baffled by ECCE HOMO and suspect that Zed is as accurate with his explanation of that one as Andros Townsend firing Spurs’ third past Swansea.
Edited at 2015-03-05 04:22 am (UTC)
Interesting pair at 9ac and 10ac. Before founding the Lyceum, Aristotle attended Plato’s Academia — named after the gardener who looked after the place … if I remember right.*
As ever, an informative blog Z8. And ditto for FINING — only heard it in the plural. But, as noted, the usual sources allow the singular.
* On edit: no I don’t! It has much less humble origins:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platonic_Academy
Edited at 2015-03-05 05:17 am (UTC)
“Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you’ll duck soup the rest of your life.”
I quite agree.
Played with the momble ‘retaomit’ at 23 ac for a bit, and didn’t manage the second part of ECCE HOMO. A couple of other blanks too (would never have got FINING, despite having all the checkers).
But I did get FLYBLOWN.
Lots of devious cluing here, a really challenging puzzle. Well done setter, and thanks Z8 for putting me out of my misery…
I never did get FESS: it just happened, which alerted me to the fact that this is the old grid devised by Edward Akenhead with the fully crossed answers: note the E for ‘Edward’ formed by the black squares (in case you’re wondering, it came up on one of my blogs a few weeks ago).
Edited at 2015-03-05 11:03 am (UTC)
Definitely an offbeat puzzle, but I enjoyed it once I got my heart rate back under control. I’ll fess to not actually getting FESS at all, but then I don’t recall ever hearing it without the “up”.
LEITMOTIF and STAR SIGN are very good, but BARONESS gets my vote for making me smile.
I nearly failed on my last, 2d, having worked out the Ecce, and put in Hoco for the second word (on the basis that HOC means summat in Latin, so why not IN SHORT?) but it didn’t look right and I vaguely remembered the homo bit from, I think, a previous puzzle.
Fess only got from the 100% checking as I didn’t know the heraldry meaning.
Some great clues here, among them retrofit and flyblown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzGimN2H2oQ
this was a real wrestling match of a puzzle. we’ve had that BADINAGE thing before. 35.42
Thank you jimbo for pointing me to this weeks’s Mephisto which was much more diverting.
Edited at 2015-03-05 10:01 pm (UTC)
The “stroll in the park” meaning of DUCK SOUP has come up in the last ten years in No. 22,965 (2 May 2005) – “An easy task in dense fog? There’s nothing to it! (4,4)” – but, as a Marx Brothers fan, I expect I was aware of it before that. I reckon this is something Brits might reasonably be expected to know.
I read BADINAGE like you: ‘the cause of’ is part of the wordplay.
I have been looking at this site for some months now, often with a sinking heart as I aim to and do usually finish in around the 30 minutes – but am lost in admiration at those who seem to knock these off in a few minutes every day. My most recent best time I think was 8 but this week Monday was a DNF ( bloody Oribi! ), Tuesday 32, Wednesday 32 and yesterday, I thought a shaming 91 – but at least I persevered. Phew – others found it difficult as well.
Incidentally, to a pedant like me (who lives in Ceredigion, formerly part of Dyfed, formerly Cardiganshire) Dyfed is an ex-county and one not remembered with any fondness by inhabitants of Ceredigion, Carmarthenshire or Pembrokeshire.
Chris M-W
Even though it’s called “Times for the Times”, it’s not that competitive: we leave that to the leaderboard on the Times Crossword Club, where in any case it’s common for times quicker than, say, Magoo and Jason to be faked for reasons no-one understands!
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Pencilled in EASE for notes/drop off; luckily zero hour fixed it quickly.
And one wrong – MOFFIN – with MO for second. So annoyed by all the unknowns I guessed this was another unknown, from a UK kids books involving labrador dogs. Hey Ho.
And 2 unparsed: didn’t see HOM as short IN. For exocet I had about and steer as C then OX, and wondered how it all reversed.
Rob