ACROSS
1 Jam producer needing place to sleep on All Fools’ Day? (7)
APRICOT – APR I COT
5 Nags wife, grabbing a sharp tool (7)
HACKSAW – A in HACKS (nags as in horses/hacks) W
9 Where turtle may be found heading for the rocks? (2,3,4)
IN THE SOUP – Actually, mock turtle soup is better known than the original stuff; if you are ‘in the soup’ you are in trouble, i.e. headings for the rocks
10 Maugham, oddly neglected, fashionable once more (5)
AGAIN – [m]A[u]G[h]A[m] IN
11 Pilsner beer he brewed? It’s very bad (13)
REPREHENSIBLE – anagram* of PILSNER BEER HE
13 Idiot that tells you oil is running out? (8)
DIPSTICK – tongue in cheek, slightly naughty by Times standards double definition (DD)
15 Chance to secure release of son in exchange for diamonds (6)
RANDOM – RANSOM with the S dropped in favour of D
17 One looks radiant, finding such supporters (1-5)
I-BEAMS – I (one) BEAMS giving the architectural element, also known as H-beam, w-beam, universal beam, rolled steel joist, or double-T. There’s a Monty Python sketch there somewhere
19 Mum entertaining an English woman of voracious appetite (3-5)
MAN-EATER – AN E in MATER for this slightly nudge-nudge-wink-wink, SAY. NO. MORE clue
22 Rather unattractive, unlike the Mona Lisa? (2,3,8)
NO OIL PAINTING – John Inverdale once described Marion Bartoli as not ‘a looker’, which I have always transcribed as ‘no oil painting’
25 Hate old allegations coming back to bite one (5)
ODIUM – O I in MUD (allegations) reversed
26 Stupidly deal in LSD? It’s a disaster (9)
LANDSLIDE – DEAL IN LSD*
27 Doleful daughter departs, made redundant (7)
EJECTED – [d]EJECTED; not quite sure if ‘eject’ has the same sense as ‘make redundant’, but either way, as the Don would say, ‘YOU’RE FIRED!’
28 Son getting out more? That’s good (7)
SINLESS – if your nerdy son (S) went out more, he would be IN LESS!! Moving straight on…
DOWN
1 Muslim boy’s expression of disbelief? (2,2)
AS IF – my last; AS IF is the expression of disbelief, while ASIF is a relatively common name among Muslims. For me, it will forever be associated with the floppy-hatted, open-stanced, pigeon-toed Kent all-rounder
2 Gin some sailor knocked over (3-4)
RAT-TRAP – PART TAR reversed
3 Dictator’s vulgar tweet (5)
CHEEP – sounds like CHEAP. Does Kim Jong-un perchance have a Twitter account?
4 Town regularly unlocked church for a small sum (8)
TWOPENCE – T[o]W[n] OPEN CE
5 American painter with only one good leg? (6)
HOPPER – Edward Hopper was a realist painter and printmaker; this clue will perhaps cause a smile to crease some lips
6 Charlie supported by female assistant, a chum from school (9)
CLASSMATE – C LASS MATE
7 Posh girl hits back, being wounded (7)
STABBED – DEB BATS reversed
8 Men weirder somehow here in Lake District (10)
WINDERMERE – MEN WEIRDER* for the largest lake by surface area in the Lakes
12 Diarist is a mad loner, I suspect (6,4)
ADRIAN MOLE – A MAD LONER I*
14 Item revised and bound, making deadline (4,5)
TIME LIMIT – ITEM* LIMIT
16 Revenue wants head dismissed (8)
EARNINGS – [y]EARNINGS (first letter – ‘head’ – removed)
18 Controversial book upset half of Hove, including yours truly (7)
EMOTIVE – I in TOME reversed [ho]VE; while something emotive can be controversial, it needn’t be. Although I suppose there’s always someone out there who likes to give things a good stir whenever the opportunity arises.
20 Game children play on train, ending in a joke (3,4)
TAG LINE – TAG (children’s game) LINE (‘train’, in the sense of a series or perhaps a line of gunpowder). Perhaps this is more common hyphenated, but then many multi-word phrases are.
21 Everyone asleep, perhaps, curled up (6)
BALLED – ALL in BED. Geddit?! One can ‘ball’ wool, for example, if one is so inclined. Moving swiftly on…
23 Dramatist whiNES BIography is holding him up (5)
IBSEN – reverse hidden
24 What cat does in the street? (4)
MEWS – more or less a DD, methinks
I resisted obvious answers at 3dn and 24dn and would have preferred the answer at 4dn to have been Timothy TUPPENCE rather than the more prosaic TWOPENCE.
FOI 1ac A P R I C O T what a doozie! Folk in Shanghai don’t like apricots as they believe they bring on nose-bleeds! Careful with what you pop on your croissant Myrtilus!
LOI 1dn as above
COD 13ac DIPSTICK Rodney!
WOD 8dm WINDERMERE
Time as per the good Lord Ulaca 17 Monday minutes.
One for the QC Squad methink.
ADRIAN MOLE, eh? Good thing it was an anagram!
DNK HOPPER so with only checkers and a cryptic hint to go on, that was something of a guess. At 20dn ‘train / line of thought’ did it for me.
Edited at 2019-07-22 03:59 am (UTC)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nighthawks_(painting)
For an English contemporary see Eric Ravilious. He has a permanent exhibition in Eastbourne. which I saw in May. Well worth a visit if you are in the area.
You slow down a bit, though, if you essay FRETSAW for the sharp tool: nags – frets, it sort of works if you’re not thinking horses. Then the US painter begins with F, and the end of the turtle location stays ?O?? because, well, it could be anything. And how do you fill in E?A?S?A?E for the school friend?
After sorting that lot out, I was left with an alphabet trawl for 27ac, where daughter is supposed to depart but is still there at the end. Fortunately J is not too far down the alphabet, though I overran a bit thinking there might be a better match for “made redundant” than EJECTED further down.
Giggles today for APRICOT and BALLED.
The eyebrow twitched at Train=line and redundant=ejected, but only twitched momentarily.
I liked it as a nice confidence booster.
Thanks setter and U.
Edited at 2019-07-22 07:42 am (UTC)
Honi soit qui mal y pense
FOI 1a APRICOT, LOI 1d AS IF (I don’t think I’ve met an Asif in real life, and I don’t have sports knowledge to fall back on.) Liked 21d BALLED.
Being quite fond of Christmas cracker jokes, I certainly smiled at HOPPER.
But COD to AGAIN — that’s just a beautiful clue
I should have flattened this, as the top half was cleared in around three minutes, but I was unforgivably slow in seeing things in the bottom half. ADRIAN MOLE was hiding in the wardrobe, and NO OIL PAINTING only crept out when he emerged. Quite why my LOI earned that status, I am at a loss to understand !
As soon as someone on the QC blog suggests that the 15×15 is relatively easy, I seem to run into invisible brick walls – so it’s Horryd’s fault !
FOI APRICOT
LOI EMOTIVE
COD NO OIL PAINTING
TIME 9:02
And now you inform that Adrian Mole’s out of the closet!
Jordan, Sir, you are a bounder!
Today’s was not at all difficult our Mr. Maufew crossed the line in 5:51 which going some! Mr. Jordan (NO OIL PAINTING) was rather slow at 9:02.
Glad you made it.
Edited at 2019-07-22 12:39 pm (UTC)
My time was 21 minutes, about my average. I did spend a while considering Ahha as a Muslim boy’s name, otherwise all fairly smooth going.
Ged
The soup and Asif took a while at the end. Like Ulaca I arrived at the latter via the Kent cricketer, having spent a good dollop of my formative years in that fair county.